News From November 2005

Billy Interview to read at Thrasher.com

If you can read.
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READ IT NOW!
or just go to thrashermagazine.com/
Posted November 30th, 2005 by the owner of your life and your thoughts
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Web exclusive Billy Marks interview.

Billy Marks - Thrashermagazine.com interview.


How much money did you win at the Vans Showdown last month?
READ MORE!

Posted November 30th, 2005 by el ztaffo
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Where's The Beef?

I think Diego found it...

Beef
About an hour after Diego ate this he barfed in Technicolor.

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And here is the documentation of such hurlage.
Suffice to say, it is not as colorful on black and white as it was in person.

But at least he got the COVER OF TWS this month...
Posted November 30th, 2005 by Windsock Out an Anus
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Eating some serious SHIT...

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Austin does a triple axle wicked spinner at a demo in... UUUUM, lets say, the east coast somewhere.
His back was totally screwed.
Posted November 29th, 2005 by bungwiper of Kevin's bung
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Billy Marks Beckons You!

Bill

Frightening, isn't it?

Nothing is quite like that late afternoon drive out to Corona, arriving at the park just in time for sunset. Well, I guess it's a lot like driving anywhere else just in time for sunset, but with more dirt.

Posted November 29th, 2005 by The Onions In Your Poop
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Johnny Layton gets a Bones bearings ad!

Whoopie! See it HERE!

OR

See the best part of it RIGHT HERE instead...
Posted November 29th, 2005 by a fat loser who is going to take a poo
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AUSTIN!!! By Poular Demand...

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We get so many requests for photos of Austin...

What else do you want?

HEY! the BUTCHER is on the COVER OF TWS this month so check it out!
Posted November 28th, 2005 by the keeper of the gene that makes you handsome
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Intensity in Ten Cities...

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Josh is such a nice boy.
I think I took this photo of him while we were in Spain...



PS: Don't forget THE BUTCHER is on the COVER OF TWS this month with a big interview!
Posted November 25th, 2005 by what-eva, I'll do what i want
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Photos from Harmony's camera!!

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Good times...


Posted November 25th, 2005 by stuffed to the brim with a food called 'stuffing'
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The Ghost of Austin rides...

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Photo by Joshua Harmony in the year 2005

It's Thanksgiving! go skate some spots that normally have a security gaurd.

They are at home watching football today!

the spot is yours!


Posted November 24th, 2005 by kevin wishes he posted this much, MU-AH HA HA HA!
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The Sun is Brutal

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Matt B and J-Lay lurking hard.


And don't forget that THE BUTCHER is on the COVER OF TWS you losers...
Posted November 22nd, 2005 by skin cancer will come aroung age 33
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Mr. B.


<Matt

See Matt Bennett pole jam 180 for your delight...
Posted November 21st, 2005 by Kevilingus
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Catch a Cab


Josh
Harm-Dog, tossing a full cab up and over a fence, to the destruction below.
Posted November 21st, 2005 by The All Seeing Eye of She-Ra
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DIEGO the BUTCHER ON THE COVER OF TWS!!

Toy Machine's own Diego the Butcher can be seen this month RIPPING
on the cover of Transworld Magazine
If you can't find a copy soon, then check the internet.
Maybe they will update their WEBSITE one day...


(Since they lag, I scanned it for you)
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Bigger HERE

Plus a bonus "lifestyle shot"
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Diego shortly after getting raw on a lobster.

Posted November 21st, 2005 by sorry for speaking my mind to the close minded
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Jumping into a new life...

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Poo on yer Face

Posted November 21st, 2005 by Ming-Haggrid of the Abyss
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Billy Marks wins Active's Bling Fest!!

Billy Marks wins Active's Bling Fest!! Second year in a row! Takes home $2500 plus other prizes like Toyo tires and rims. Stay tuned for a link to Active's story.
Posted November 21st, 2005 by el ztaffo
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You Mess with the Bull, You get the Horns

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J-Lay gets the horns this time...
Posted November 21st, 2005 by Hot Lips Hool-I-han, AKA Loretta Swit
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J-Lay still wandering around lost in Mexico



(Click here to find him!)


Posted November 20th, 2005 by when will he come back?
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Billy takes the Bling-Fest First Place!!!!

Toy Machine's own Billy Marks has taken the 'winner take all' grand prize for best trick at this year's Active Bling-Fest Best trick contest.


It came down to Bryan Herman and Billy, but in the end, Billy walked away with the cash payment.


Congrats Billy, more cash to save for a house!


wait,


I mean spend gambling.

Posted November 20th, 2005 by kevin you should post more, AKA Expound...
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Bling Bling

If you need some live Toy Machine action go to this Active thinga-ma-jigger. Bilbo, Matt B. and Austin should be there ripping and mingling.
note: The above post applies to the 7 kids in Southern California that are reading this. As for the 12 million rest of you, tough titties. You should be out shredding at any rate.

If you're looking for Josh, search here.

If it's J-Lay you seek, try here.
Posted November 19th, 2005 by Almost An Angel
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Your Job is to POST biotch!

Don't get sassy with me.
Posted November 18th, 2005 by the overlord of toy machine bloodsucking
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My "Job"

Let's imagine for a minute that you have a job. And everyday you walk into your job and someone has done your work for you, everyday. Would you just do excess work just to appease some work ethic weirdos in your office? I don't think so. Consider me posted....

Posted November 18th, 2005 by Peon
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This is Kevin, the TM Team Manager

And he is SUPPOSED to be updating this website every day, but in reality I am doing it every day. Why am I paying this guy? Should I give him the boot? Post a comment!
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Putting a face to the guy who doesn't give you your news.
Posted November 18th, 2005 by The king of toy machine
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Diego on the cover of Transworld!!



Plus a hefty interview!!

Posted November 18th, 2005 by el ztaffo
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From the Bung of Richard Gere

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Victim.
Posted November 18th, 2005 by Little Buddha
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Harmony drifts away...

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Josh in Lake Shasta, California




Posted November 18th, 2005 by May the Blood of Angels Rain on You
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Random Arrighi sighting...

jim
Posted November 17th, 2005 by his facial hair can't get out of control
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Sado-Voyueristic death to all Politicians

billbomb
A Viral bomb of Toy Machine propaganda for the consumers' feeble minds


Billy and mates spent a large portion of the drive to New York City constructing the bomb you see around his neck. The detonation location was wisely decided to be Harlem, where nothing bad ever happens. After previous close calls Bilbo made the wick to this particular bad boy extra lengthy, which somehow ironically backfired and provided the quickest explosion yet, nearly blowing Bill's hand off. After that, they went to Times Square and Ed got the van towed, which was documented in a previous post.

Posted November 17th, 2005 by Ming-Hag of the Abyss of Death & Hurt and Jeff
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Photos in the Teeth...

You are not supposed to throw rocks if you live in a glass house.
So Josh throws rocks AT a glass house...
rockshippie2
And Matt dresses as a hippie for Halloween 9 days before Halloween and acts the part until Halloween, then stops being a god-damned hippie. Thankfully.

Posted November 17th, 2005 by Menendez Brothers, Google it!
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Fun with friends...

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Posted November 16th, 2005 by MARY ANNE NICHOLS - Google me bitch!
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More Diego sleeping...

He loves to sleep.
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Posted November 16th, 2005 by Posted by: Scan your sack and send it to me.
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Photos from tour keep coming...



Matt & Kevin Inside of some store. Tour is 50% skating and being in lame stores...
And 50% driving...
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Matt & Diego Spacing out in FRONT of a store...
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and J-Lay bummin, as he in sometimes prone to do...


Posted November 15th, 2005 by Kentucky fried Sword-Dildo
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NYC Adventures

Feast your eyes...
Manhattan
On the way to Kennedy Airport to drop of the team, there was a bitchin' view of Manhattan. Yes, bitchin'...


UFO Rising
This particular photo was shot while searching for a cab at 2:00am after Ed got the van towed. It looks like a spaceship is about to rise behind those buildings. Trip out.

Posted November 15th, 2005 by Kevina
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New Gen Signing

Boy and Mullet Man
Posted November 15th, 2005 by Omnipotent Life Controller Guy
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Back in 1991

1991
Ed Templeton and Mike V. ripping a demo...

Posted November 15th, 2005 by Haggrid & Weasley Tag Team Hermione
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Kick in the Teeth, continued...

Going hobo style on the trains in Pennsylvania...
rbeb



Posted November 15th, 2005 by Posted by:Eugene Me-Jane
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More Photos from Tour...

Light saber fight in a bookstore...
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The Gorilla in our room (J-Lay)
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And Discussing how big the explosion will be from Billy's Bomb...
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Posted November 14th, 2005 by Encyclopedia Brown
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Posted November 14th, 2005 by perv out on the streets
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Some photos from Kick in the TEETH tour...

The team hanging out in NYC.
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Posted November 14th, 2005 by Posted by:Posted by:Posted by:Posted by:
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We took it easy today and ran errands around town

No ripping to report.
dookie


photo by: the wonderful Desiree.
Posted November 13th, 2005 by a scrotum-spatula-esque kind of a guy
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Cul-de-Sac

Harmony acquired a new pad in the morning with Jenna and then proceeded to wreck shit in the afternoon with Austin, Matt B (with mandatory posse), and Mr. Scott Pommier. What did you turds do today?

Already bored with me? Criddle on down to Ed's Cul-de-Sac. It's bursting at the seams with radness...

The riders have been e-mailing me all their photos from tour so get ready for some "art"-heavy photo galleries, when I figure out how to put them up...

Posted November 13th, 2005 by Keva Lamba Ding Dong
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Toy Team gets the Key to city!

Does this mean we can skate downtown?

key


Posted November 12th, 2005 by tired of ruining my own life
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News Flash!! Johnny Layton is in Mexico City...

Most Likely Skating.
Posted November 12th, 2005 by Ming-Haggrid of the Abyss of Death & of Doom
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Harmony falls out of Tune...

Josh on US tour 2005

Posted November 12th, 2005 by Your Mom's left one
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Bootlegging Toy Shirts in PERU!!!!



Johnny Layton in Peru with a kid who was wearing a bootlegegd Toy shirt




Posted November 11th, 2005 by Ming-Haggrid of the Abyss
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Toy Machine Blow Out!

You didn't really ask for it, but here it is anyway, the brand new Toy Machine website! Ruin your vision and waste you life at the same time, finally. Of course from here on out, you'll be expected to check in daily as a loyal Toy Machine pawn thirsty for all things related to your favorite bloodsucking skateboard company.


If this site isn't enough for your TM fix, check out the mags this month, they're packed with Toy Machine rippers...

Johnny Layton has been on a rampage for the past year and it all seems to lead into the Skateboard Mag's latest issue. J-Lay graces the cover and wrangles up a massive interview to be named the Year's Best Am. Pretty epic.

Josh Harmony has also landed a sweet 8 page gig in the December issue of Skateboarder and there's rumors of a Diego infested Transworld in the near future, so keep those peepers peeled.

Posted November 10th, 2005 by Kevs
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Another Toy Machine tattoo!!

Another Toy Machine tattoo!! This is totally awesome!! This one is on the body of Mathieu Cuvelier from Paris France. Thanks for your support. How am I going to send a package to France!?!?


Posted November 9th, 2005 by what rymes with cheese?
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A photo of a spot in Turkey.

Here's a photo of a spot taken in Turkey...the country! Toy Machine rules the middle east!!


Posted November 4th, 2005 by big cheesy
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Johnny Layton wins The Skateboard Mags best AM!!

Johnny Layton wins The Skateboard Mags first annual - Years Best AM award!!

Check JLay out on the cover of The Skateboard Mag.





Congratulations Johnny!!!!


Posted November 3rd, 2005 by el ztaffo
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