News From March 2006

Scope some skate stickers from back in the day!

Check out these OLD SKATEBOARD STICKERS!!!!
Posted March 31st, 2006 by Dana Carvey hates Mexican people
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King Buzzo with Humphries and BARR!!

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Posted March 31st, 2006 by His afro is a wig
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Diego update!

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All I have to say is: WAIT FOR HIS PART IN: suffer the joy!!!!!

He lives in SPAIN, is MARRIED to this WOMAN, and is RIPPING!

What more can the Butcher need?
Posted March 31st, 2006 by Mel Gibson was seen praying to Mohammad
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IF you said TOENAILS then YOU WIN!!!!

Yeah for you!

Here is a list of kids that answered correctly:
ertmeister
christian
Cole S
Donald
laika
yoder
noah
And good ole' Phil
Posted March 31st, 2006 by Dr. Laura hates Asian drivers
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Listen you Dildos...

We hope to get the trailer up next week sometime...
Until then, lets not talk about it.
Posted March 30th, 2006 by Roseanne Barr hated to wait
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What is this? can you guess?

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This was sent to me by Kyle Aronson, and kid who helps me do graphics for the Machine...

Correct answer WINS nothing!
...but respect and admiration.
Posted March 30th, 2006 by Humphrey Bogart ate his toe-jam
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A photo a kid gave me at a demo a while back...

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This is somewhere back east...

There is also a town called Templeton in California. That is where I get those hats from.
Posted March 30th, 2006 by Carl Malden had elephantitis of the nose
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GRYPHON, the next level...

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This phase was spotted in Tucson Arizona...
Posted March 29th, 2006 by Natalie Portman has a swatika tattoo on her butt
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Pipeline Blowout

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Here's some choice pics from last weekend's demo in Houston. Again, we must thank Todd from Pipeline for making it a truly unforgetable experience.



"Suffer the Joy", it'll hit you right when you stop looking.
Posted March 29th, 2006 by The Overzealous Underlord
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Ptah loves bags...

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I found a new Griffin photo to post later too...
Posted March 28th, 2006 by Kiefer Sutherland has man-boobs
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Window of a skate shop in San Diego...

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Sun Diego to be exact!
Go there and buy Toy Machine...
Posted March 27th, 2006 by Winona Ryder has split ends
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Johnny has an interview on the web:

Click to SEE
Posted March 27th, 2006 by Paula Abdul only has one boobie
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The path to a free board in a toss is never easy.

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I think the Vertical Vampire (Darren Navarette) threw the offending board...
Posted March 27th, 2006 by Reese Witherspoon has webbed feet
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Licked by a Pussy

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My Kitty Ptah is old, but can still accept generous love.
Posted March 27th, 2006 by Billy Joe Armstrong can't read
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We are out skating!

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It's the weekend!
But here is a photo of the squad waiting to skate in Barcelona...
And their new buddy, "Ben Deho"
Posted March 26th, 2006 by Bruce Willis' left testicle hangs 2 inches lower
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Behind the scenes with Josh Harmony...

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Josh lips a ledge in Nor-Cal, while Griff takes a polaroid...
Trivia question: Q: What was this clip in? A: Duh!
Posted March 24th, 2006 by Blind Mellon Jefferson had bad breath...
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Toy Machine in Texas...

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A local shredder with Austin, Matt B, and Harmony...
Posted March 24th, 2006 by listen, bungwipe, this is all I have right now
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Johnny Layton online interview...

Check out JLay's interview...


Where did you grow up skating?

I grew up skating around Lake Elsinore/Wildomar/Murrieta/Temecula area. I used to skate the Ollie House about everyday when it was around. Then when I got a video camera, some friends and i would get together and ....read more....at www.theskateboardindustry.com


Posted March 24th, 2006 by el ztafffo
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Encino Man Vs. Apocolypse Harmony...

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Posted March 23rd, 2006 by the guy who is retarded
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A-Stone Shreds the Guitar

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Toy Machine has been playing around with new board constructions. We feel the "Martin Mold" was a bit overload. At least we're trying....


"Suffer the Joy", cheer hard enough and you'll get an encore.
Posted March 23rd, 2006 by Skating in a Different Key
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Toy Machine Blows Out Houston

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These loyal pawns kept the excitement high with raised arms and loud screams. Thanks to Todd from Pipeline for hooking us up. More to come as the week drips on...


"Suffer the Joy", our very own action/adventure story.
Posted March 22nd, 2006 by The Fanatic Beneath the Surface
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Pipeline demo report!

Dear Tum Yeto,



Give my regards to Ed Templeton, for his Toy Machine Team proved to be a class act. Besides their professionalism, they’re down to earth good people, and talented skaters. The demo was a great success. Next year with a little more advertising and lead time, I’d expect the event to be double in size. I’d also personally like to thank Johnny, Austin, Matt, Josh, and Kevin for their interaction with the fans for there’s no doubt a lot of kids were truly touched by their good nature and sincerity. And to you too Amy – It’s nice to have the backing from your side. The product arrived timely, just as you said it would, and it made everything run glass smooth. I’ll personally thank Bosco next time I see him.


Look forward to doing business with Tum Yeto. Our business has made leaps and bounds in the last ninety days and with your support there’s no limit.


And Team Toy . . . thank you so much for the time you spent with my son, Taylor. Though it was just another roll on the boards for the team, it was a heart felt moment from a father. If ever you visit Houston, Texas again, the door to Pipeline’s always open.



Todd Jett


Pipeline Skatepark

16802 Barker Springs Suite 100

Houston, Texas 77084

281.829.6565 832.453.3528

Pipelineskatepark.com



Posted March 22nd, 2006 by el ztaffo
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Harmony goes Predator on your ass...

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Lake Shasta California, so pretty, so polluted.
Posted March 21st, 2006 by lurk-fest on the criddle-train
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Finally... Jimmy from RVCA

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Posted March 21st, 2006 by black zit on the ass-crack of society
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I had nothing better to do?

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Posted March 21st, 2006 by ed
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Toy Machine Lexus model?

Mikendo from www.mikendo.com snapped this photo at the recent Tampa Pro contest. Toy Machine and Lexus are working on a new model. Not really.


Posted March 20th, 2006 by el ztaffo
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Remember that guy J-Lay arm-Wrestled?

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Well it turns out that he has some skeletons in his freaking brain.
Be careful of what lurks just under the surface, be it this guys shirt, our our government...

Suffer the Joy of a double flip off from a racist freek-a-zoid...
Posted March 18th, 2006 by mongrel dog of the apocolypse
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Griffin with Austin Faze...

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Out one night skating the evil land art near the river Styx and the South Coast Plaza mall... Like, totally...
Posted March 18th, 2006 by yeah, it is getting harder...
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Burn-Dog goes the extra mile...

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MIke Burnett with his home-made Ed shirt at the Good and Evil premiere in Orange County.
Dustin Dollin looks wasted, but Arto looks happy...
Posted March 16th, 2006 by velociraptors only have one sphincter?
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I hope he uses the flavor saver wisely...

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Jimmy from RVCA gets all Mario Bros. on us...
Posted March 16th, 2006 by Aaron Fingers Murray had a good shape
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Booted

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Josh was skating through this parking lot in Huntington and a she-cop gave him a harsh boot. Rad.


"Suffer the Joy", to serve and protect.
Posted March 16th, 2006 by Your Sister In Law Houseguest
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This is what happens...

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...When Josh is standing in your way while you are trying something on a giant Hubba Ledge, and Griffin is standing there taking a polaroid...

See the Middle-finger "fuck you" of sweat formed on Josh's back?

Later, Johnny front blunted that beast...
Posted March 15th, 2006
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Phases of Grif gone full-circle

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Back to one of the older Phases, the black hair covering face phase.
Posted March 15th, 2006 by the chronicler of Grif
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Grif's new Phase... I Wish!

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Posted March 14th, 2006 by think about space never stopping
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Ed Gets Tech

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Tempster isn't really known for it, but the dude can hold a manual longer than you've been alive. Shit, he doesn't even need wheels....


"Suffer the Joy", following us like a shadow.
Posted March 14th, 2006 by The Daewon Inside
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Bilbo Takes Tampa

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Billy loves them contests. They're hard to hate when you take 1st in best trick and 8th in the street comp at Tampa Pro last weekend. Never bet against Marks when the odds are up and the purse is high.


"Suffer the Joy", gambling with our dignity.
Posted March 13th, 2006 by The Ebb and Flow of Your Bank Account
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Air-Time

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Johnny knows that the sure-fire crowd pleaser at any demo is to take to the skies. He flys high and often at these things, and you guys love him for it. He'll be back from Australia tomorrow. Welcome home, JLay.

To continue celebrating JLay's newly acquired pro status, Fast Forward is giving away a bundle of goodies from all of Johnny's sponsors. Go to here.

"Suffer the Joy", keeping the home-fires stoked and the pawns stoked-er.
Posted March 11th, 2006 by The Fit of Anger You're Sure to Have
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Jumping Josh Flash

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Sometimes it takes a little aerobicizing to limber up for a demo. Josh gets Jane Fonda at a recent performance.


"Suffer the Joy", we're just now breaking a sweat.
Posted March 10th, 2006 by The Cigarette in Jenna's Hand
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Matt Bennett gets photo of the day!





Watch the sequence in the news section at www.thrashermagazine.com

Posted March 9th, 2006 by el ztaffo
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Nerd Sighting

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Filming is a daily exercise of pride swallowing. If I ever did have cool points they've long since been deducted.


"Suffer the Joy", it hurts just thinking about it.
Posted March 8th, 2006 by The Ache of Humility
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JLay giveaway on the new Skateboad.com site!

Skateboard.com and Toy Machine recently hooked up to celebrate both Johnny Layton's new pro status and the new skateboard.com site. You can win JLay's new Manimal board and Manimal t-shirt at skateboard.com!


Posted March 7th, 2006 by el ztaffo
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Appleyard goes Mexi-Canadian...

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I got an e-mail from Arto Saari with tons of photos he's been taking...

enjoy.
Posted March 7th, 2006 by edward A templemonger
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Want to see 13 pages of Face-Melting Gnar?

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Then Buy the New issue of Transworld Magazine and read Billy Marks' 20 Questions.
(Death to all those who don't)

Also see Johnny Layton's first TOY ad as a PRO!!!

Suffer the Joy of being alive, and having enough time to read a magazine or website...
Posted March 7th, 2006 by Diego cracked corn but I don't care
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Tempster Gets Tough

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After laying the banks to waste, Ed takes a moment to wonder what designer Kiera Knightley chose to wear for Oscar night or which adapted screenplay he really wants to win. I hope he wasn't disappointed...


"Suffer the Joy", the longer the wait, the more satisfying the result.
Posted March 6th, 2006 by The Fire Still Burning Inside You
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Harmony within Gnarl-a-tron?

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Griffin let me raid his photo album, and I scanned this shot he took of Josh getting his gnar on. New angle never seen before!

Here is the KEY to this photo...
Posted March 4th, 2006
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Acid Trip 3:40am

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That is all...
Posted March 4th, 2006 by Hand Shaker
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Writers look to the future...

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There is nothing in the past.

Ask Griffin...
Posted March 3rd, 2006 by The phases of Griffin X 1000
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At Harmony's wedding...

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Kevin, Shin, Griffin, Josh, Ed, AJ, Austin...
Posted March 3rd, 2006 by these are the days, don't waste them...
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Rowley, caustic as usual...

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Posted March 2nd, 2006 by Oh the website fodder of digital camrary
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Your humble Man-servant and giver of posts...

THE ONE AND ONLY KEVIN BARNETT
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Let him know that he is doing a good job!
(I never do...)
And ladies, let him know that he is handsome.
(His grandma remarked upon his birth; "he looks like an old man.")
Although, I HIGHLY doubt any ladies are trolling the Toy site...
Posted March 2nd, 2006 by The ungrateful oppressive boss of loserdom
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Trailer, it's spelled TRAILER!!!

Not "Trailor"... But T-R-A-I-L-E-R
You could call it a Teaser if you want.
We will get the Trailer up when the Tech dudes at Tum-Yeto get off thier asses and put it up for us. It is
OUT OF OUR HANDS!
We want it up as much as you guys do.
Posted March 1st, 2006 by Melt Down Inc.
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Win Johnny Layton's new boards!!

To continue celebrating JLay's newly found pro status. Fast Forward is giving away a hand full of goodies from all of Johnny's sponsors. Go to www.fastforward.com"
Posted March 1st, 2006 by el ztaffo
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Mr. B Contemplates

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Matt knows that each step is a little journey inside itself, so he appreciates the empty times of just existing.


"Suffer the Joy", getting you higher than freon in junior high.
Posted March 1st, 2006 by Your Estranged Wallet
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