News From August 2006

Our white-trash roots go deep

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KOTR brought it out like never before...
Posted August 31st, 2006 by We like to french our sisters
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Where were these guys together before?

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Posted August 31st, 2006 by Not a trick question
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The crusty old Shannon D really turns Mike on

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Posted August 30th, 2006 by Ian Zeiring hangs out with Mel Gibson
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KOTR put young Kevin in the hospital!!!

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The Miami heat mixed with a pesky mosquito, did strange things to his skin.

Suffer the Joy of being hospitalized and getting out of your job updating this website, making Ed do it.
Posted August 30th, 2006 by Get better Kevs!
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It was poor old Austin Stephens...

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And this happened in the same slam...
Posted August 29th, 2006 by Mel G thinks a heartagram too close to jewish star
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J-Lay needs to visit a dentist

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In Florida, you can buy taxidermy style alligator parts in any gas station...
Posted August 29th, 2006 by Mel Gibson went to my bar mitzvah
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Matt B on day 2 of Swayze's workweek

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We ate at a nice restaurant and he didn't even get kicked out!
Posted August 28th, 2006 by Maury Povich is an asshole
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Guess who chipped his tooth...

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On the KOTR journey.
Posted August 28th, 2006 by Belinda Carlisle has hairy pits
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What do we think?

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Is there little indication?
Posted August 28th, 2006 by What do we know?
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The sky opened up and God said...

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And so we listened.
Posted August 27th, 2006 by Why mess with that?
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Sometimes you win, and...

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Sometimes you get your ass kicked. (or perhaps double-fisted)

Suffer the Joy of having a great time losing...

We were up against some gnarly skaters! We thought we had it, but it turns out, we didn't.

This is Jamie Thomas twisting Billy's arm when Billy tried to sticker the Zero van. Wait for the KOTR video!
Posted August 27th, 2006 by Better than 3rd...
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Miami seems so long ago...

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The KOTR is almost over, and the gnar-boots have to be put on for these next few days...

Suffer the Joy of dressing 'Miami' and hitting the clubs...
Posted August 24th, 2006 by driving from coast to coast
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Billy, getting shit done...

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KOTR is taking over our brains!

Keep Up Your Voting!!! Go to Thrasher Mag.com to hook us up!!!

Suffer the Joy of leaving the USA in tatters behind you...
Posted August 21st, 2006 by Denver park tomorrow!
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Josh is in nirvana over wasabi Funyuns...

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The KOTR destruction continues.

Keep Voting at Thrasher Mag.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted August 20th, 2006 by Descending onto Denver
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Go to Thrasher.com and VOTE!!!!!!

CLICK HERE to give your opinion about what team (OURS) is gonna SLAUGHTER the KOTR!!!!

Suffer the Joy of watching Josh Harmony grind some retardedly gigantic rail~!!!!!!!!
Posted August 19th, 2006 by the monster squad
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Look, everyone calm down!!!!

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Nothing is wrong, there are no fights, and Baker and Toy Machine don't hate each other. We are all good freinds. BUT, we are in the middle of a big KOTR scavenger hunt, and what fun is it if you don't talk a little shit?

So, in good fun and sportsmanship, ZERO, DARKSTAR AND BAKER, YOU BITCHES ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!

Suffer the Joy of Security letting you skate the spot he is protecting...
Posted August 18th, 2006 by Ed Templeton
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YOU ARE ALL GOING DOWN

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Posted August 16th, 2006 by Sons of Bitches
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We Slayed Miami, now the rest of USA...

Thanks to Mike and Bill, and Matt from the MIA park...
Posted August 13th, 2006 by The King of Clubs
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GONZ Sighting!

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We are sitting in our tour van at a red light in a random intersection of New York City.
Diego sees a dude on a bike do a super high bunny hop and says, "whoa! Did you see that?" Then the dude circles around and does this epic wall ride on his bike. Matt Bennett is shooting a photo of him. Then I realize, That is the fucking Gonz!!!!!
Posted August 10th, 2006 by He never ceases to amaze
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Nothing to say but...

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Posted August 10th, 2006 by I'm on to you
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Templeton's Quiet Moment

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Ed looks out, eager to take on what lies ahead but somewhat unwilling to let go of the past. It rolls on no matter what you want.


"Suffer The Joy" of having a fruitful future in the form of multiple choice.
Posted August 9th, 2006 by The Harsh Reality Of Life
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Car Lurkage, after a RVCA party...

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I overheard a person saying, "the sluts always come to the RVCA parties!"

Posted August 9th, 2006 by I guess they do?
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Our Filmer Kevin relaxes...

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...On the cushiony bosom of no recent melt-downs.
But he has many to look forward to on King of the Road!

Suffer the Joy of going 'mini-Hiroshima' inside your brain.
Posted August 8th, 2006 by Master Commander of Death, No Wusses Tolerated
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More photos by Matt Bennett

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Team hanging out in NYC...
Posted August 7th, 2006 by Matt Bennett
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Matt B. In The Wild

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This elusive creature was sighted in his natural habitat, scurrying about, preparing for shreddage. We're lucky to have gotten as close as we did.


"Suffer The Joy" of killing Whitey.
Posted August 7th, 2006 by The Party Pooper
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Don't get Austin angry...

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You wouldn't like him when he's angry...
Posted August 6th, 2006 by Fred Mertz always smokes cuban cigars
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Another old skate vid to watch in your free time

Ed Templeton and Mike Vallely in New Deal's 1281. came out in 1991...
That is my kitty Ptah in there! He's still with us!
Posted August 6th, 2006 by I was there
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Lurkfest 2006 continues...

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Lurk-fest takes us to the beach for some spying.
Posted August 5th, 2006 by The Fly on the Wall
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Grif Says...

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"Heh?"
Posted August 5th, 2006 by The Hand Shaker
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Toy Machine Presents The Billy Marks Starter Kit!

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Get your's today!


"Suffer The Joy" of getting 9th in a sea of the elite.
Posted August 5th, 2006 by Your Girlfriend's Very Long French Nails
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Johnny and Billy are in the X-Games!!!

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Is this good or bad? I can't remember. But I hope they do well. Billy can win it if he stays on! and Johnny got a special invite, so he is the wild-card! Maybe he will take it!!

WISH THEM GOOD LUCK!
Posted August 4th, 2006 by Danny Way and Bob B. have declared stunt war!
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We take a pause from the 'Grif thread' to...

...Continue lurking on people.
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These girls were trying to scare their friend who was coming out of that door. But when he saw me shooting them, I exposed their hiding place, becoming a "blow it guy."
I am always perving out at the wrong time. Is there ever a right time?
Posted August 3rd, 2006 by The Fly on the Wall
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Grif Sighting

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In case you didn't know, Griffin is very sophisticated.
Posted August 3rd, 2006 by Getting Keved
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Mo-Hiney Days

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Josh swelled with admiration at the sight of the Emerica team's bikes last Saturday. He paced back and forth inspecting without touching, engrossed in the clutter of steel and rubber. You could almost see the thoughts of riding lifting out of his head.

"Suffer The Joy" of two years of bliss.
Posted August 3rd, 2006 by Youth Induced Speech Inpediment
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Spying on people in the streets...

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Posted August 3rd, 2006 by The Fly on The Wall
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Llamas!

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Told ya so!
Posted August 2nd, 2006 by Tastes Like Chicken
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Small Hands, Smell Like Cabbage

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Ed lurks hard on the carnies and River People at the OC fair. A festival of excess and unlikely food frying.


"Suffer The Joy" of a deep fried snow cone.
Posted August 2nd, 2006 by The Assistant Lurker
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An old photo of Austin...

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Getting some snacks in Tampa, Florida, where the cops lurk hard.

Suffer the Joy of everyone pronouncing your name wrong!
(Stephens looks like it would sound like "STEFENS" but in fact is pronounced "STEVENS")
Posted August 1st, 2006 by Someone who knows
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Major Lurkage...

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In LA
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And Catalina...
Posted August 1st, 2006 by The Fly on The Wall
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