News From September 2006

New York City

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What a great city.
Posted September 30th, 2006 by Guided By Ego
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Van Life

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Here's a look at Toy Tours from the inside. Ed's driving.


"Suffer the Joy" of neverending travels.
Posted September 30th, 2006 by Blinded By Pride
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As requested; shirtless young boys

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Enjoy!
Posted September 29th, 2006 by You request it, I post it.
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The Pace Setter

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Josh is always the motivator. He keeps the session moving and fends off the inevitable lag time.
(see alternate tempster version of this photo)

"Suffer The Joy" of coralling ball-bags.
Posted September 29th, 2006 by The Emotional Volcano
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Kevin "just the filmer" gets his Gnar on

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In between clockin' footy of the Tempster and A-Stone in Corona...
Posted September 28th, 2006 by Ball-Bag-o-Saurus
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Went skating in Corona with Matt B.

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He helped get me amped to make a trick I was trying for the video...
He wins a trophy.

What is the video you ask?

Suffer the Joy, bungwipes.
Posted September 28th, 2006 by ed
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Jumpin' Joshua!

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Harm keeps calling every couple of days from Italy. He's brimming with ideas for his video part. Not even a vast ocean can subdue this guy's enthusiasm.

"Suffer The Joy" of pasta fueled madness.
Posted September 27th, 2006 by Clinging Onto The Bottom Rung
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Driving on 9, does daddy have a shotgun?

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He said he'd never need one.
Posted September 26th, 2006 by walking down the aisle...
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People lined up and waiting for thier coffee.

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People love Coffee. It's the world's favorite drug!

Take the Coffee Quiz!!!
Posted September 26th, 2006 by Suffer the joy of poo-poo face
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Austin sits in slight agony...

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...after slamming on his face.
Posted September 25th, 2006 by I neglect my mother
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The Butch Is Back

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Matt B. knows this.

"Suffer The Joy" of being a triple citizen.
Posted September 25th, 2006 by The Appreciation Of Life NOW
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Grimes!

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He's talking to Billy in this photo.
Posted September 24th, 2006 by Photo Stealer
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Bennett Gives Up The Ghost

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We were skating in the middle of the desert when all of a sudden Matt B. just materialized out of nowhere. This guys has black magic on his side.

"Suffer The Joy" of turning to the dark side.
Posted September 24th, 2006 by The Precarious Balance Of Emotions
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Getting flirty with the same-sex?

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Mary and Jenna have fun with the particular parts
Posted September 23rd, 2006 by I'm not claiming anything
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At Harmony with the Denver skyline...

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Josh is in Italy right now with RVCA Clothing.

Just so you know.

Suffer the Joy of getting two tricks for your part yesterday.
Posted September 23rd, 2006 by The overwhelming overlord of Ming-Hag
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Bradford Buddy

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Posted September 22nd, 2006 by Personal Day
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He's Gonna Explode!

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The to-do list keeps growing and so does the weight of stress upon the Tempster. Maybe his brains will start to leak out in a gooey ooze. Yuck.


"Suffer The Joy" of brain pudding.
Posted September 22nd, 2006 by I Wanna See, Wanna See Them Dancing
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Things you see #1

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A new series.

Check the: Random Google Search for '24-hour'
Posted September 21st, 2006 by YES, I have no tomatoes!
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This is what happens...

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Johnny gets mad and punches out a window.

English Class: A Poem by Poe

Suffer the Joy is being edited as we speak!

Suffer the Joy of a power outage causing me to delay updating the website, and then going to skate at the HB park with Austin and Griffin, and lagging even harder...
Posted September 21st, 2006 by The cops arrested a guy with thier guns out
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Da most Kine Bud Epic Chron-Chron is none at all

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Something is missing from this photo.

Oh yeah! the weed!

Suffer the Joy of thinking weed sucks, but getting it shaved into your head.
Posted September 20th, 2006 by The stuff with Hairs on it
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Johnny's Future Is So Bright...

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He's gotta wear shades. There's rumors of a new wearable J-Lay product coming your way. This guy's just getting started.


"Suffer The Joy" of dreams from the past becoming realities of the present.
Posted September 20th, 2006 by Sick Of Swimming, Ready To Stand
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A Rare Wildllife Sighting

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Here are two of the rarest breeds of Ballbaggis-MrGraggis skaters. They run rampant throughout most of the Inland Empire, spreading disaster where ever they go. If you see one don't panic, back away slowly and tell an adult.
Posted September 19th, 2006
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Billy Gears Up

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They may look like socks, but they're actually gnar boots. He only takes them off to shower.


"Suffer The Joy" of being Ed's stunt double.
Posted September 19th, 2006 by Who Cares, No Big Deal, I Want More
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Kevin gets sentimental with Footprints in the Sand

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One night Kevin had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the Tempster.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the Tempster.
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He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.

This really bothered Kevin and he
questioned the Tempster about it:

"Tempster, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

The Tempster replied:

"My filmer, my precious friend,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."
Posted September 18th, 2006 by Letters from the Earth...
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Diego stomps some animal carcass...

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While his family and wife cook up some gnarly Paella...

Diego e-mailed me to say that he is stomping that carcass, or sheepskin, because, 'I´m making a vest
like Clint Eastwood has with one of those.'

What a bad-ass!

Suffer the Joy of being the BUTCHER!
Posted September 18th, 2006 by Aye Carumba!
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Happy Birthday Joshua Harmony!!!

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May the world be psycho beneath your feet, always...
Posted September 16th, 2006 by 23 years of life, 23 closer to death.
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Belated B-Day Post

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Despite being extremely venerable to water-born illness, Josh has made it to his 23rd year on this planet. Happy Birthday Harm!

"Suffer The Joy" birdy-ing all the water you want.
Posted September 16th, 2006 by 3 Week Hiatus
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Posted September 15th, 2006 by You got blood on your face, big disgrace
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Maps to the skaters'... ...Holmes!

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Ed gets a mug-shot with Christian Hosoi.
Posted September 15th, 2006 by Billy Graham never ate a Graham cracker
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Matt B contemplates eating ice cream...

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...To fatten up his very skinny physique. Photo by Diego the Butcher...

Do the: Fat Quiz

Suffer the Joy of Suffer the Joy, coming soon to a TV near you.
Posted September 15th, 2006 by Watch the movie 'About Last Night'
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Party Time!

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Grif's on it.
Posted September 15th, 2006 by Recreational User
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Make Note!

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THIS is Mike Burnett. He makes Thrasher epic every month for you. Thank him when you see him. That is all...

"Suffer The Joy" of getting credit where credit is due.
Posted September 14th, 2006
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Street Lurking

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Posted September 14th, 2006 by Kevin Costner likes Eric Koston
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What the Hell are you doing?

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In Austin, Texas, we met J-Lay's dad.
Posted September 14th, 2006 by Brad Pitt is taller than you think
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Ask me why and I'll spit in yer eye...

All Who guessed it was Josh Harmony's eye...
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You were RIGHT!!!
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Oh ask me why, and Ill spit in yer eye.

Suffer the Joy of taking A quiz about Eyes
Posted September 13th, 2006 by The Pawns are getting restless...
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Look Up Jacked In The Dictionary...

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...this picture will be there.
Posted September 13th, 2006 by Stealing From The Ad
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Templeton's Bush

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Ed mugs next to George Sr. He was frozen like Han Solo in Return Of The Jedi. Ed posed as a bounty hunter to free him but was caught and forced to dance in a bikini next to Jaba.

Suffer The Joy of movie references going on too long.
Posted September 13th, 2006 by Who's Its And What's Its Galore
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Ed Hooked up a Jacket in OZ...

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Posted September 13th, 2006 by Whatever bro, you do this job.
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Piss Test

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Matt B passes with flying colors. Mostly yellow I guess....


"Suffer The Joy" of having a raunchy hidden talent.
Posted September 12th, 2006 by Thinga-ma-bobs? I Got Twenty
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Yikes!

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Grif Dog deep in the Miami cuts.
Posted September 11th, 2006
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Shark Attack!

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Johnny commits some theft and steals Trapasso's fashion sense. We all laughed about it, well except Nick.


"Suffer The Joy" of being on heavy flow.
Posted September 11th, 2006 by Willie Nelson's French Braid Pigtails
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Amarillo, Texas, it rained on our parade...

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How is your Monday back in school?

Here is a QUIZ for you dumb American kids.
Posted September 11th, 2006 by I aced the quiz, Kevin feel free to post over...
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Secrets Revealed!

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Sometimes when faced with the biggest of rails or deepest of gaps, Toy Machine sends in the Josh Harmony Stunt Robot to make sure they're actually possible. It's this sort of cutting edge technology that makes Toy Machine the brand it is. Don't tell the other guys...
Posted September 10th, 2006 by The Truth Hurts
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Harm Will Be Visited Upon You

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This guy (Joshua Harmony) has a smoldering interview in the next Transworld. Josh has declared war on all skatespots saying "I've only got this body once, so I'm going to ruin it while I can". Spoken like a true warrior, sir. Stay out of his way or become a casualty.

"Suffer The Joy" of your first post since the shit-storm.
Posted September 10th, 2006 by The Little Mermaid Lurking Inside
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One of my favorite words...

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And one of Billy's favorite movies.
Posted September 9th, 2006 by RAD! I love going to te trade show!
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FINALLY! Diego can come back into the country!

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They finally gave him his visa, and The Butcher will be wreaking havoc in USA in no time.
Welcome back to the United States Diego!
Posted September 9th, 2006 by Dick Cheney, Vice President
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The Kids came to visit the Tempster

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Jesse and Sammy came. When will you visit?

For you Back to School kids, here is Another geography quiz!
Posted September 8th, 2006 by I messed up a few, but did pretty good!
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Kevin is Back! And Billy is still causing havoc

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Kevin likes to hunt rack, and pelt too.
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Oh, the products available to the consumer...
New Quiz
Animal Quiz
I need to take a quiz right now...
Posted September 7th, 2006 by Johnny Layton refuses to grow earmuffs
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Buds! -gets only one comment!

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Ed and Leo catch up on lost time...
Posted September 7th, 2006 by NAMBLA member #2725354
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Here is a self portrait of Ed taking a dump

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Enjoy this on your school computer, or at home after school.

Alternative Learning
Lies, Lies, Lies...
Your Spelling
Learn your Geography
Geo Quiz!
Posted September 6th, 2006 by Bill Nye the Science Guy
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Back to School, huh?

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Well you all need it. I can tell by your spelling on this website.

Suffer the Joy of knowing that while you are learning lies about Columbus and stuff...
...Matt Bennett is out ripping.

Take a geography quiz!
Posted September 6th, 2006 by But seriously, stay in school.
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Up Close and personal with Billy Marks...

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Closer than you ever dreamed of being, more than you ever wanted to know...
Posted September 5th, 2006 by John Stamos used to bone the blue lady from X-men
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Down for Life...

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I met this young lad at the Showdown, he has Transistor Sect heavily represented on his skin in tattoo form.
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Sect Says, "I am honored to be traveling with him to the grave."

Suffer the Joy of going all the way.
Posted September 5th, 2006 by Jean-Claude Van Damme has a sect tattoo as well!
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RIP Steve 'Croc Hunter' Irwin...

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Television personality and environmentalist Steve Irwin has died after being stung by a stingray while filming off north Queensland.

Read more here.
Posted September 4th, 2006 by Going out Gnarly style...
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Josh comes up BIG at the Showdown!!!

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Josh Harmony did some serious damage today at the Vans Downtown Showdown contest...
He got 1st on one obstacle, second on another, and Toy Machine as a team won 2nd place overall!
Meaning Matt B. and Billy got some cash for their efforts too! Josh Killed every obstacle and really it was a shame he didn't get 1st overall for the day!
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Overall winner and pal of Toy Machine Rick McCrank won overall pro! See him getting epic air here, and Braydon looks on in amazement...
Posted September 4th, 2006 by Get your Gnar on
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Ed signs some questionable autographs...

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Her mom was there supervising!!
Posted September 2nd, 2006 by Your minds are so dirty...
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Check the new Skateboarder Magazine...

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For our trips to Australia and Barcelona...
Link to the Mag...
Austin rips here in Barcelona, poached by Ed T!
Posted September 2nd, 2006 by Jerry Lee Lewis liked little girls
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Recent Phases of Griffin

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Griffin has been hired to write back to the people who write Toy Machine!

Send your Letters to the Griff-Man...
Posted September 1st, 2006 by Sharptooth Diaries
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Asleep at the Wheel of company ownership

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Posted September 1st, 2006 by Mark Twain liked Chinese people
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