News From December 2006
Griffin goes Autograph Hunting: #1
Scores a Muska right away...
Posted December 31st, 2006 by Even Gene Rod-and-Barry likes Muska
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Josh gets a hot pocket...
Don't you love those?
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Polaroid by Griff
What cool cats...
Walking around with your head in the ground, it makes no sense at all.
Posted December 30th, 2006 by Wilbur the pig listenes to Husker Du
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Austin and Josh get thier work ethic in check
It's hard work fixin' up a house...
Posted December 29th, 2006 by Look for the secret nuggets in the video...
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Kevin eats corn on the cob the long way...
Don't we all enjoy a good cobbing?
'Roid by Griff
Posted December 29th, 2006 by Sylvester Stallone traded dick size for muscles
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Phases of Griffin #34675
Griff helps Josh scrape the cancer causing popcorn off the ceilings in the new house he bought!
Posted December 29th, 2006 by Dustin Diamond. That's all I need to say.
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From the Wild Ride...
Austin catches the warm glow of late day sun...
Posted December 28th, 2006 by Ryan Seacrest often gets pubic lice
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Diego fucks up Austin's hair...
With his 'Magic Comb' that he bought in South America. Its a comb with a razor blade in it.
Posted December 27th, 2006 by Julie Roberts has NEVER trimmed her vagina hair
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Bilbo In The Spirit
Billy wonders how much of his pro-model stuff you got for Christmas yesterday. He's got bills to pay and mouths to feed.
Suffer The Joy, please and thank you.
Pagans Rejoice!
It's Christmas and that means shameless consumer grabbing is coming to a close. Be sure to wrap your hands around some of that Toy Machine product, pawns.
Suffer The Joy of a holiday laugh.
Josh fell over in exhaust, the walk was too long
After the riot in Barcelona, no taxi would pick us up, and we had to walk really far back to our hotel...
Tempster Gets His Kicks
Ed is captured here in a more serious moment. Check Suffer The Joy for a look at the ridiculous.
Ed gets a self-Portrait in...
While shooting the famous Austin Stephens... Enjoy your pre-Christmas weekend!!!
Bit of Christmas History: 1-2-3
Southside, 2 to 4, glassy, with a perfect shape...
Griffin paddles out past the first break, and waits for the Big Kahuna. Takes it.
I yam what I yam...
And that's all that I yam. Austin is just like Popeye the sailor man.
Don't forget to Suffer The Joy. Scenes from the cutting room floor...
The amazing Nick Trapasso is chillin'
Somewhere in the middle of the USA, where it was hotter than a warlock's left one.
Don't forget to Suffer The Joy. Scenes from the cutting room floor...
Back in the day...
Ed Templeton, Geoff Rowley, and Brian Sumner...
And don't forget to enter 'Grif's letter writing contest' by sending a great letter to us.
Diego the Chef
With his early Christmas present, an Italian pasta maker, and his Argentina apron, the Butcher while not skating is making great dinner for him and his wife...
I snaked this from another website...
This photo makes us happy. Whoever did this should write a letter to Toy Machine with proof that it is you, 'cause we want to hook you up for showing such EPIC PAWN spirit! You Rule!
Posted December 18th, 2006 by Herman Munster Hates Munster Cheese
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Vote for the hell of it!
Go to thrashermagazine.com and vote for Ed!Diego, VALOR!
He's gnarly.
Posted December 17th, 2006 by Kate Beckinsale loves to fart underwater
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Josh is in the closet? Just literally...
Matt B comes out with a front board in OZ...
Frickin' Hippies go to Suffer The Joy...
Posted December 17th, 2006 by Winnie Cooper drives a Mini Cooper
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This is this guys response to most things...
You never know what will come next for him.
Posted December 16th, 2006 by Leonardo DiCaprio's gilfreind at the Bar
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Johnny and Ed spend time in between times...
Somewhere in Austin, Texas... Pola's by Grif
Posted December 16th, 2006 by Thora Birch gave birth to a Maylasian Boy
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Kevin takes out some of his aggression...
On a car instead of J-lay or Josh. (cause he knows they would work him.)
Diego rents a fancy car...
The Butcher can't be seen driving a Geo Metro, what kind of message would that send?
And don't forget to enter 'Grif's letter writing contest' by sending a great letter to us!
Bennett The Prophet
Matt B looks over his shoulder and into the future, where he sees trips to Black Box for the TF of Doom and selected skate voyages to get his next part in line. He's all growed up.
It was real hot in Miami...
Grif shot some Polaroids of my lame costume, and me doing a weird ollie in California...
Posted December 13th, 2006 by Totally retarded monogoid, now isn't that mean?
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It's Called Euthanasia
While skating in Barcy, Billy and Johnny came across a fatally wounded pigeon in the grass. Bilbo, always eager for chaos of any kind, plucked the ailing bird from its habitat and escorted it around the spot on his board. Then it died. (edited by Ed T who was there, and Billy didn't kill it.)
Ed and Sect
Inspired by the hit Rob Dyrdek sit com/reality show, Toy Machine has produced a pilot for MTV with Ed and his best friend. One is a world famous artist/skateboarder, the other barfs on everything and kills his compatriots. Odd couple indeed...
Bucchieri Is Still Hungry!
The Butcher is caught here in a rare moment of rest. He's currently in Spain with half of his next video part already done. As sure as the sun rises, Diego gets a trick daily.
Keep checking Suffer The Joy, you never know when he next clip will be up this week...
Kevin relaxes now that the video is out...
Did I mention that suffer the joy makes a great gift this Christmas?
That's An Order
Josh is telling you (yes, YOU) to Suffer The Joy and watch Matt B rip it up. Please don't make Harm angry. Just do as he says, for your own sake...
Harm Dog Back In Action
After separating his shoulder and fixing up the homestead, Josh hasn't had much time on the board, not that you'd know by the way he skated the Plastic Park yesterday. Yeesh, this guy is an animal!
Oh yeah, don't forget to check the Cutting Room Floor over at Suffer The Joy.
Matt Crawls On the Cutting Room Floor
Bennett sees the world through rose-tinted glasses. That might explain how he kills his hometown park so effectively. For a sample of one day of rippitude, check Suffer The Joy, website NOW.
Surprise J-Lay!
Johnny's getting better. He can be heard skating to the store on a daily basis. Healing like an iron-man.
Meza, the vids are in the mail (although I doubt you look at this site).
This Old House
Josh is moving on up. He just bought a house and has become an obsessed Bob Villa-type.
Bill and J-Lay are only doing research...
We needed to do some research for our KOTR challenge in Shreveport?
Matt and Josh, a few innocent years back...
I am off to Belgium, lets hope Kevin updates the website every day to keep stringing the loyal pawns back to our web of subliminal messages and marketing misdeeds...
We need the eyes!
A-Stone, Space and Time
As Austin reflects on his recent video victory, he ponders the future and where it will take him. SF, LA, Paris, Australia, maybe all of the above. The adventure never stops.
Posted December 1st, 2006 by Hit Enter On The Flow Section Titles
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