News From May 2007
Did an autograph session today at BC in Denver...
This kid made a shirt based on our tour poster, and then later challenged Billy to a game of skate.
Billy won.
Photos from tour coming soon!
In the meantime, here is this lame photo of us going to skate a ditch.
Matt B has inspired an imitation...
Kevin Marks from Overload Skateshop takes some acid (deck) and gets down with some asian honeys.
Vote for Ed Templeton as the sexiest vegetarian!!!
Go to the PETA website and vote now! Don't let some doosh-bag win! And even more, don't let the many Non-Vegetarians listed win!!!
These girls wanted Matt Bennett...
And he gave them a little sugar before we left.
Ed got his photo taken too, but by some random dude...
Matt Bennett has some wrist problems
If that is not close and gross enough, look at this. And remember, this is how Superman sees it.
But I'm sure both Superman and Matt B would rather see this, or this.
Check out Ed's blog to get a Sneak Preview of his new book!
The whole team is leaving for US tour today, so the website may suffer, but be assured that when we come back there will be a fresh crop of photos and adventures to read about!
Posted May 28th, 2007 by George Foreman is all up in yo grill!!!
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Proper tea drinking is all in the finger...
Diego's wife, Mabel taught him that. But you can't tame the Butcher.
Posted May 27th, 2007 by Tim 'the tool man' Taylor has racist tendencies
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Look what you run into...
When you are walking around in Los Angeles...
Erik E and Drew R having a nice lunch.
Posted May 26th, 2007 by Axl Rose has a serious dingle-berry problem
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Austin kickflips while teenager exists...
And while this particular kickflip isn't too pretty, the Grand Canyon sure is. And the lady who we paid to get into the canyon was even better!
Posted May 24th, 2007 by Randy Newman is code for horny newborn baby
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Posse rolls deep in the Grand Canyon
Bradford, Keegan, Deanna and Ed.
Posted May 24th, 2007 by Kit Carson bought tools in Carson. -I'm sorry.
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Billy shoots arrows at store windows...
While Josh and Nick watch. What else is there to do with your time? Drevin likes to climb in his spare time.
Posted May 23rd, 2007 by Billie Jean/Martin Luther/Burger_________?
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Matt B's jacked wrist is a gangster reppin' LA
Doctor's Diagnosis: Don't skate for 3 months. We'll see how long that works.
Loyal Pawns! We are coming to the USA, half of us are coming to Canada on a RVCA tour, and then the whole team is going to Europe and the UK and Russia in August. Info soon.
Posted May 22nd, 2007 by Rob and Big's toilet paper in the ass-crack
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Toy Machine LURK-FEST Summer Tour
We are drawing a big 'X' right in the middle of the US of A and doing some damage to all that lies in our path. When I say Chicago, I mean Naperville, 30 minutes west of Chicago, and by Memphis, I mean Nashville. I was way too lazy to fix the map after I finished it.
Posted May 21st, 2007 by Rosie O'Donnell got fingered by L. Ron Hubbard
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Ed goes face-to-face with a croc
That wanted to bite his face off. That reptile needs to get control over his feelings.
Posted May 21st, 2007 by Tyra Banks never liked rich choclate Ovaltine
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Broken Bennett (Again)
Poor Matt B, he had to have surgery on his battered wrist last week. He's in a sling but still looking tight. Don't think this gets you off the hook for buying Toy Machine, Matt will be around checking for consumers. Be on gaurd.
The Butcher can be seen in Skateboarder this month
Diego pulls that gap that he was looking at on this site a while back...
In other news, there was an epic rager of a party at J. Layton's house tonight. I wonder if Drevin came out of hiding...
Posted May 19th, 2007 by Britney Spears got a dick in a box from JT
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When are pipes gonna come back in?
We need to see Andrew Reynolds rocking his tobacco pipe-style, then maybe 14 year olds everywhere will start using pipes.
Bright Lights, Big Nicky
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Trapasso is off the the wonderful land of Frank, Yanks and spanks, New York City. Apparently there's some Volcom stuff going on. Have fun, dude
Birthday Thanks
Thanks to everyone who showed up at HB and made Grif as happy as a little girl. If you weren't there then
...
Bradford was there in spirit.
Huntington Park Party!
Josh freaked out and leapt to his death when he learned that he'd be on tour for Grif's birthday party at the HB park today. Everybody should abort their beach missions and make it over there for some intense hoopla! Epsilon.
Broken Bennett
Captain B got handled last week week while getting gnarly. Somebody had to clean and dress his wounds so he can stay studdly for the ladies. I mean, we don't want him ending up like this.
Austin Peers Into Your Soul
While Josh peers into a ditch cave, but only until it spits him out. He should have taken the water route.
The Tan Man and Gomorrah
It's Tanner's first appearance here on the site. He's not into sodomy but all the same, I hope his mom doesn't check it out.
A Long Post
Diego, while absent from our immediate presence is always flying through our hearts. He's laid up with a bum ankle but he'll be right as rain for the upcoming US Tour. Dates soon to follow.
Coming In Hot
Josh and Austin are always egging each other on to get gnar. Sometimes it goes too far and people start playing Jenga with their lives. Will you just take it easy?
The Tempster Goes Gonzo
Ed gets pretty weird but make no mistake, he is a man. You only need to look as far as the beautiful Deanna for proof of that.
Shooting Star
Austin has a wealth of adoring fans, even among his own homies. He takes to the skies often and inspires the youth to do the same.
Gym Class 1981
Matt B gets his kicks in different ways than most. For instance, while everyone cut their dickies into short pants during the sweltering heat of last year's King of the Road, Matt whipped out some gym shorts and cooled off with maximum leg showing. He is a unique weasel...
The Ever Present Gaze Of The Tempster
He's always got his eye on you. Josh knows this and is always getting gnar for his pleasure. You should too.
Mo Mo-Val
More action for the near desert. Josh got busy again while some dudes got hard and little girls got toyed out with Dad. Pretty epic.
Diego Goes Karaoke
Does this guy know how to party or what?
Posted May 2nd, 2007 by Your Aching Liver and Stretched Vocal Chords
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