News From March 2008

Random: Keegan watching Family Guy

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Posted March 31st, 2008 by Yes. Very very...
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How did I spend my Saturday you wonder?

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I rode my bicycle down to the beach with Deanna and we checked out some paintball tournament that was going on. The people there were a menagerie of weirdness. The paintball kids wear these outrageous outfits like these. There were signs everywhere signifying epic dorkdom.
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I found myself at the forefront of the weed train somehow, legalize that shit, I still won't touch it.
Could it be Logan has passed the torch to 'Kevin Kincade'?
Three things to scope out and plan ahead for: #1, the Fallen Trailer featuring Josh Harmony, Billy Marks, and Matt Bennett, among others. #2, plan ahead for the Lurk-Fest premiere at Active in Rancho Cucamonga. And #3, The Burnout Blog has some Josh Harmony coverage.
Posted March 31st, 2008 by these days pass us by...
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Anatomy of a skate demo...

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>>>Photo Key<<< The Butcher flies through the air, punctuating a scene filled with irony and delight. It's Sunday. So many things to see and do. ----And to do in the Future as well...
Posted March 30th, 2008 by Trying to judo kick that photographer in the face
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Diego the Butcher, Always on an Adventure

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When he is not schralping the 'crete he is out shooting photos of beautiful subjects like the Lledia River, or his wife Mabel, and wishing he was here.
Posted March 29th, 2008 by Doesn't suck to be Diego these days
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More Than A House, A Home

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Nick got a new place with homies Monte and the ever hyphy JJ. Matt B. rolled by and got excited but eventually calmed down to take in an epic yarn spun by Pasqual. Hijinx.
--------------Don't forget to attend the Lurk-fest Premiere and signing...
Posted March 29th, 2008 by Splitting Hairs
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On the Up and Up

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Matt B. got out and back-tailed his way to the store yesterday. Grif sparked the sesh with 50-50's to kick-flips Here's another angle (of the dangle). Our little friend Andrew looked like a monster.
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Posted March 28th, 2008 by Love Is Not a Victory March
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Ed gets choked-out by hairless Grif...

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Photo Key: Some time a while back. Sucks my bros didn't help me out.
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Johnny says, 'This lady would have helped you, man.'
Posted March 28th, 2008 by Photos by B. Gasoway + J-Lay
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Kevin calls out, HARK!!!! Who goes there?

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It's a life of video taping young rippled adonis's like Harmony, just back from Vietnam of all places.
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Josh taps an ollie over the hip in the LBC with an array of fans in the background.
Josh has lots of fans in Long Beach.
Posted March 27th, 2008 by So Much Drama in the LBC (and RS's life...)
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Chase at my door...

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This is Chase, a skater neighbor of mine. He comes by no less than 5 times a day asking me to go skate with him. Usually I am too busy working on Toy Machine to go shred his quarter-pipe.
Posted March 27th, 2008 by Oh to have nothing at all to do like the young...
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Summer Time is Getting Closer

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Spring Break is just a taste. 3rd place? We need more pawns working at the mags...
See some commentary about the Toy Machine Welcome to Hell slam section...
Posted March 26th, 2008 by Screaming during slams, so hot
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'Bros, can you help me fix my AC?'

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Posted March 26th, 2008 by Miley Cyrus would do it too, but with mullet
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Kicking Rocks

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Crashed with the Vans crew, while Kincaide lined up another masterpiece, much to Johnny's delight.
Don't forget the ever epic Rvca blog to see what the Harm is up to.
Posted March 25th, 2008 by Cold as a Library
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Most Suspect Flow Rider

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While in Arizona Grant wasinspired by the desert culture and got his first belly jewel. Yikes.
Posted March 24th, 2008 by First Ughs Now This?
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Old Hands At This

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Hit up Pedro again, where Matt kept trying to tie his shoe and sweet Rob got nails on the set.
Don't forget the ever epic Rvca blog.
Posted March 24th, 2008 by Complicated Situation
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Brian and Griffin made an 'art film'?


Starring Grif himself, lots of Toy riders, and Kevin Barnett shreds in it too...
Posted March 23rd, 2008 by I think they did...
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There Will Be Blood

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Matt B. knows today is the day to shred the bust spots, because these ball bags are off duty.
Josh Harmony goes to Vietnam!
Posted March 23rd, 2008 by Pagan Solstice
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Some Random Shit for your Saturday

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Posted March 22nd, 2008 by Miley Cyrus, the next Britney Spears?
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Throwing Stones

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Austin peered from his perch as Diego dive bombed to sequential glory. A-Stone was so struck by it, he got his bomb on as well.
Posted March 22nd, 2008 by The Bad Guy
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Photos of Austin for your perusal...

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The RVCA Blog is funny as hell.
Posted March 21st, 2008 by What to do with your time?
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The making of the Hype Video...

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Exclusive behind the scenes shot. Rob was trying to Turn-Down a part in it.
Posted March 20th, 2008 by Time to get a new life and try it on
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Whisked away another day for an evening session...

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Dorking on the flat bar during an epic free-skate. (Free Winona!)
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Mark? Did I remember your name? Shit. Hurricane.
Keep tabs on Josh Harmony...
Posted March 20th, 2008 by People are dead lateley
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Grif just looks so good in the twilight...

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Throwing his best Blue Steel at me.
Posted March 19th, 2008 by Griffin, so hot right now, Griffin.
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Grif came by and swooped me away...

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To the HB skatepark...
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We need to shred it as much as possible before they eradicate it.
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We play games of SKATE on the steep bank, and talk lots of shit.
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Believe it or not, this backside nose-blunt come in revert style was pulled by the Grif-dog.
What is Josh Harmony up to? Scope the funny as hell RVCA Blog!!! Oh, and Burnout too!
Posted March 19th, 2008 by At the HB park from Genesis to Exodus
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Mark Lake Nightmare Board

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Something from the mid-80's before you were born most likely. Any older dudes remember these?
Posted March 18th, 2008 by Older Dude who remembers those
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Relaxing on the beach instead of ripping...

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Photo Key: I see how it is. Luckily my spy Grif and his pesky camera are always keeping tabs on the team to see what they are really doing...
Go to the RVCA Blog to see what Josh is up to in China with the RVCA team!
Posted March 18th, 2008 by Keep you on yer toes
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St. Patrick's Day of Judgement...

Go to Skate Book.tv to see the Toy Team discussing the TM box set...
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Photo Key: Your Overlord is calling. Have you secured Lurk-Fest into your life?
Again, go to Skate Book.tv to see the Toy Team discussing the TM box set...
Posted March 17th, 2008 by Pinch me on the bottom please
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Green with Envy

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That we don't have an ice-skating rink in our downtown.
That we have nice warm sunny days all through winter.
You choose.
Posted March 17th, 2008 by Either way, you're getting pinched.
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Laughing WITH you, not AT you...

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Leo, Jimmy, and Josh take a look at Leo's newest photo.
Posted March 16th, 2008 by Right to the bank, er, charity, no, the bank.
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Finally, there is a website.

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Now I can get saved at home on my own time.
Posted March 16th, 2008 by Gabriel Angel Jesus from Los Angeles
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LOYAL PAWNS CALL TO ACTION!!!!!

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YOUR MISSION: FIND LURK-FEST, GET IT, WATCH IT, LIVE IT.
IF YOUR SHOP DOESN'T HAVE IT, ASK THEM WHY? DEMAND WHAT YOU NEED.
Posted March 15th, 2008 by Make your shop get it, and conform to epic
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A Random Colorful Scene to Revel in

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Posted March 14th, 2008 by L. Lohan's breast milk is cancerous and acidic
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ALERT TO ALL LOYAL PAWNS:

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YOUR MISSION: FIND LURK-FEST, GET IT, WATCH IT, LIVE IT.
IF YOUR SHOP DOESN'T HAVE IT, ASK THEM WHY? DEMAND WHAT YOU NEED.
Posted March 14th, 2008 by YOUR BENEVOLENT OVERLORD
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Nick T has been dating Natalie Portman...

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But hates getting schlubbed around to various events and getting paparazi-gang-raped at every sidewalk they walk on. Hey, at least Toy riders don't pay for sex like other rich and powerful men.
Posted March 13th, 2008 by Axes to sharpen
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Look what came in the mail...

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The Lurk-Fest Video! Get your copy at finer shops worldwide!
Posted March 13th, 2008 by I laughed, a almost cried, a was amped...
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Yes, even Kevin gets some...

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But only in countries like Russia, where they think he is one of the pros...
Posted March 12th, 2008 by Times are tough for 'just the filmer'
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Austin and Team get Celebrity Tail...

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Austin has many girlfriends, Mischa Barton being one of them.
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Flow rider Grant (Photo Key) goes out with Laura San Giacomo from TV's Just Shoot Me. Even Griffin Collins (who called me the other day saying he was gonna be at the HB park at 4:30, but then never showed up and I waited for him cause I thought it would be fun to have a sesh with him...) gets some epic tail. Scarlett wasn't Johnny's first choice in a chill girl. (BTW, you can meet Johnny's girl through eBay right now) But she was Tom Cruise's second choice.
(See that blinking banner below? Watch the Lurk-Fest trailer!!!)
Posted March 12th, 2008 by 1 in 4 Teenage Girls Has STD, Thanks Guys!
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What's Lance Jr. Been Up To?

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Lance Jr. has been sighted with Mick Jones from The Clash, and getting heavily into Dub music.
Posted March 11th, 2008 by Since no comments above...
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Ever since J-Lay started dating Scarlett

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Things have gotten crazy for him and for Toy Machine. His starring role in Lurk-Fest has really turned her on. Kevin isn't as jealous as the rest of the team when filming Johnny, because he stopped liking her after Ghost World.
Posted March 11th, 2008 by Él deseó tener su manera con esa mujer
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Josh getting man-handled in Russia

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See it in Lurk-Fest or the Fallen video, I forget which one, maybe neither!
Posted March 11th, 2008 by Possibly Jipped No Matter WHat Happens
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Lot Lizards

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Lot Lizards are different than Lounge Lizards, but not that much different than the Lizard King, or Spitzer.
Posted March 11th, 2008 by Reptilian 'V' type alien sect
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Grody to the max...

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Like, gag me with a fork.
Posted March 9th, 2008 by No der.
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Back in a different time...

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Go do something useful with your time and money and education. Lurk-Fest coming in hot...
Posted March 9th, 2008 by avviti la vostra madre
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Creepin' out the team...

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One of my many special talents.
Posted March 8th, 2008 by nique ta mere - translate it.
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HEY LOOK! A crocodile everybody!

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I wonder, who will flinch first?
Posted March 8th, 2008 by Don't fuck with nature
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The Butch Is Back

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Diego came from far away in a PT Cruiser to take a leaf out of Bennett's book and invent some new shit. Grif was amazed at Diego's wanton disregard for the rules.
Check the always entertaining Burnout to see what JLay's up to.
Or for personal attacks on Nick's ill-perceived sexual preference and education check this out.
Posted March 7th, 2008 by You're Getting Quicker...
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The Ultimate Price

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Keanu reacts to Pat's bad news.
Posted March 6th, 2008 by Back Off Warchild, Seriously
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Verdant and Rouge

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Matt paints it black most days, but sometimes gets green and kinky. Nick on the other hand always makes it a point to stay in the red and speak his mind, without fear of reprisals. Sticks and stones, I suppose.
Check the always entertaining Burnout to see what JLay's up to.
Posted March 6th, 2008 by Comebacks A Month Later?
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Another Day In A Ditch

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Austin was pooped after shredding. All he could do was survey the pile of waste left behind by our antiquated transportation.
Posted March 5th, 2008 by Henry Ford Shagged Via Assembly Line
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Some random shots from a past trip...

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To Tokyo. It was snowing.
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Staba takes a pee-pee.
Posted March 4th, 2008 by To-Kyo Kyo-To Pro-To-Call Call-To-Pro
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Wherever Billy Marks shows up, they are there...

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The paparazzi can't get enough of him for their tabloid papers. Scandals about him throwing a bat into a crowd, or getting a bat tattooed on his face. At least he skates more that Bush shows up to work.
Posted March 4th, 2008 by Billy approval rating is much better
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Diego has some plans for South America

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Photo Key: It involves lots of killing, skating, and general plundering.
Posted March 3rd, 2008 by Juguete Maquina esta aqui, putos
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Costumes outside of Halloween?

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Grif and Austin go incognito at a party to try and pick up older women.
Even Mark Appleyard laying half-naked looking sexy in a bed thinks that's Muffed Up.
Posted March 2nd, 2008 by Tom Selleck buys Japanese muff hair for his stash
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Matt B shoots the scenery from the car window

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In China. Photo Key.
Posted March 2nd, 2008 by Go and see and do and experience
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Young Rob clacks a tapper in a ditch...

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Such a rebel going over the 'No Trespassing' sign. It would suck if he were to biff.
Posted March 1st, 2008 by Christina Aguilera. Need I say more?
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Don't they know that this is not desireable?

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A clothing store in Paris...
Posted March 1st, 2008 by I totally love Acne, I wear it all the time!
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