Random: Keegan watching Family Guy

How did I spend my Saturday you wonder?

I rode my bicycle down to the beach with Deanna and we checked out some paintball tournament that was going on. The people there were a menagerie of weirdness. The paintball kids wear these outrageous outfits like these. There were signs everywhere signifying epic dorkdom.

I found myself at the forefront of the weed train somehow, legalize that shit, I still won't touch it.
Could it be Logan has passed the torch to 'Kevin Kincade'?
Three things to scope out and plan ahead for: #1, the Fallen Trailer featuring Josh Harmony, Billy Marks, and Matt Bennett, among others. #2, plan ahead for the Lurk-Fest premiere at Active in Rancho Cucamonga. And #3, The Burnout Blog has some Josh Harmony coverage.

Anatomy of a skate demo...

>>>Photo Key<<< The Butcher flies through the air, punctuating a scene filled with irony and delight. It's Sunday. So many things to see and do. ----And to do in the Future as well...

Diego the Butcher, Always on an Adventure

When he is not schralping the 'crete he is out shooting photos of beautiful subjects like the Lledia River, or his wife Mabel, and wishing he was here.

More Than A House, A Home

Nick got a new place with homies Monte and the ever hyphy JJ. Matt B. rolled by and got excited but eventually calmed down to take in an epic yarn spun by Pasqual. Hijinx.
--------------Don't forget to attend the Lurk-fest Premiere and signing...

On the Up and Up

Matt B. got out and back-tailed his way to the store yesterday. Grif sparked the sesh with 50-50's to kick-flips Here's another angle (of the dangle). Our little friend Andrew looked like a monster.
--------------Scope this out Jacky--O...

Ed gets choked-out by hairless Grif...

Photo Key: Some time a while back. Sucks my bros didn't help me out.

Johnny says, 'This lady would have helped you, man.'

Kevin calls out, HARK!!!! Who goes there?

It's a life of video taping young rippled adonis's like Harmony, just back from Vietnam of all places.

Josh taps an ollie over the hip in the LBC with an array of fans in the background.
Josh has lots of fans in Long Beach.

Chase at my door...

This is Chase, a skater neighbor of mine. He comes by no less than 5 times a day asking me to go skate with him. Usually I am too busy working on Toy Machine to go shred his quarter-pipe.

Summer Time is Getting Closer

Spring Break is just a taste. 3rd place? We need more pawns working at the mags...
See some commentary about the Toy Machine Welcome to Hell slam section...

'Bros, can you help me fix my AC?'

Kicking Rocks

Crashed with the Vans crew, while Kincaide lined up another masterpiece, much to Johnny's delight.
Don't forget the ever epic Rvca blog to see what the Harm is up to.

Most Suspect Flow Rider

While in Arizona Grant wasinspired by the desert culture and got his first belly jewel. Yikes.

Old Hands At This

Hit up Pedro again, where Matt kept trying to tie his shoe and sweet Rob got nails on the set.
Don't forget the ever epic Rvca blog.

Brian and Griffin made an 'art film'?

Starring Grif himself, lots of Toy riders, and Kevin Barnett shreds in it too...

There Will Be Blood

Matt B. knows today is the day to shred the bust spots, because these ball bags are off duty.
Josh Harmony goes to Vietnam!

Some Random Shit for your Saturday

Throwing Stones

Austin peered from his perch as Diego dive bombed to sequential glory. A-Stone was so struck by it, he got his bomb on as well.

Photos of Austin for your perusal...

The RVCA Blog is funny as hell.

The making of the Hype Video...

Exclusive behind the scenes shot. Rob was trying to Turn-Down a part in it.

Whisked away another day for an evening session...

Dorking on the flat bar during an epic free-skate. (Free Winona!)

Mark? Did I remember your name? Shit. Hurricane.
Keep tabs on Josh Harmony...

Grif just looks so good in the twilight...

Throwing his best Blue Steel at me.

Grif came by and swooped me away...

To the HB skatepark...

We need to shred it as much as possible before they eradicate it.

We play games of SKATE on the steep bank, and talk lots of shit.

Believe it or not, this backside nose-blunt come in revert style was pulled by the Grif-dog.
What is Josh Harmony up to? Scope the funny as hell RVCA Blog!!! Oh, and Burnout too!

Mark Lake Nightmare Board

Something from the mid-80's before you were born most likely. Any older dudes remember these?

Relaxing on the beach instead of ripping...

Photo Key: I see how it is. Luckily my spy Grif and his pesky camera are always keeping tabs on the team to see what they are really doing...
Go to the RVCA Blog to see what Josh is up to in China with the RVCA team!

St. Patrick's Day of Judgement...

Go to Skate Book.tv to see the Toy Team discussing the TM box set...

Photo Key: Your Overlord is calling. Have you secured Lurk-Fest into your life?
Again, go to Skate Book.tv to see the Toy Team discussing the TM box set...

Green with Envy

That we don't have an ice-skating rink in our downtown.
That we have nice warm sunny days all through winter.
You choose.

Laughing WITH you, not AT you...

Leo, Jimmy, and Josh take a look at Leo's newest photo.

Finally, there is a website.

Now I can get saved at home on my own time.

LOYAL PAWNS CALL TO ACTION!!!!!

YOUR MISSION: FIND LURK-FEST, GET IT, WATCH IT, LIVE IT.
IF YOUR SHOP DOESN'T HAVE IT, ASK THEM WHY? DEMAND WHAT YOU NEED.

A Random Colorful Scene to Revel in

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ALERT TO ALL LOYAL PAWNS:

YOUR MISSION: FIND LURK-FEST, GET IT, WATCH IT, LIVE IT.
IF YOUR SHOP DOESN'T HAVE IT, ASK THEM WHY? DEMAND WHAT YOU NEED.

Nick T has been dating Natalie Portman...

But hates getting schlubbed around to various events and getting paparazi-gang-raped at every sidewalk they walk on. Hey, at least Toy riders don't pay for sex like other rich and powerful men.

Look what came in the mail...

The Lurk-Fest Video! Get your copy at finer shops worldwide!

Yes, even Kevin gets some...

But only in countries like Russia, where they think he is one of the pros...

Austin and Team get Celebrity Tail...

Austin has many girlfriends, Mischa Barton being one of them.

Flow rider Grant (Photo Key) goes out with Laura San Giacomo from TV's Just Shoot Me. Even Griffin Collins (who called me the other day saying he was gonna be at the HB park at 4:30, but then never showed up and I waited for him cause I thought it would be fun to have a sesh with him...) gets some epic tail. Scarlett wasn't Johnny's first choice in a chill girl. (BTW, you can meet Johnny's girl through eBay right now) But she was Tom Cruise's second choice.
(See that blinking banner below? Watch the Lurk-Fest trailer!!!)

What's Lance Jr. Been Up To?

Lance Jr. has been sighted with Mick Jones from The Clash, and getting heavily into Dub music.

Ever since J-Lay started dating Scarlett

Things have gotten crazy for him and for Toy Machine. His starring role in Lurk-Fest has really turned her on. Kevin isn't as jealous as the rest of the team when filming Johnny, because he stopped liking her after Ghost World.

Josh getting man-handled in Russia

See it in Lurk-Fest or the Fallen video, I forget which one, maybe neither!

Lot Lizards

Lot Lizards are different than Lounge Lizards, but not that much different than the Lizard King, or Spitzer.

Grody to the max...

Like, gag me with a fork.

Back in a different time...

Go do something useful with your time and money and education. Lurk-Fest coming in hot...

Creepin' out the team...

One of my many special talents.

HEY LOOK! A crocodile everybody!

I wonder, who will flinch first?

The Butch Is Back

Diego came from far away in a PT Cruiser to take a leaf out of Bennett's book and invent some new shit. Grif was amazed at Diego's wanton disregard for the rules.
Check the always entertaining Burnout to see what JLay's up to.
Or for personal attacks on Nick's ill-perceived sexual preference and education check this out.

The Ultimate Price

Keanu reacts to Pat's bad news.

Verdant and Rouge

Matt paints it black most days, but sometimes gets green and kinky. Nick on the other hand always makes it a point to stay in the red and speak his mind, without fear of reprisals. Sticks and stones, I suppose.
Check the always entertaining Burnout to see what JLay's up to.

Another Day In A Ditch

Austin was pooped after shredding. All he could do was survey the pile of waste left behind by our antiquated transportation.

Some random shots from a past trip...

To Tokyo. It was snowing.


Staba takes a pee-pee.

Wherever Billy Marks shows up, they are there...

The paparazzi can't get enough of him for their tabloid papers. Scandals about him throwing a bat into a crowd, or getting a bat tattooed on his face. At least he skates more that Bush shows up to work.

Diego has some plans for South America

Photo Key: It involves lots of killing, skating, and general plundering.

Costumes outside of Halloween?

Grif and Austin go incognito at a party to try and pick up older women.
Even Mark Appleyard laying half-naked looking sexy in a bed thinks that's Muffed Up.

Matt B shoots the scenery from the car window

In China. Photo Key.

Young Rob clacks a tapper in a ditch...

Such a rebel going over the 'No Trespassing' sign. It would suck if he were to biff.

Don't they know that this is not desireable?

A clothing store in Paris...