News From December 2009

The Seconds Pass like Hands thru Glass

Anyone knows where that line comes from and I'll give you props.
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Working on a book of photos shot from a moving car... god knows I've been in one enough.
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Some of these are in and some are not. But I feel guilty for not posting.
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Get fried.
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"Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life; it supports them all, lends strength to them all ambition, cruelty, avarice, revenge, are all founded on lust." –Marquis de Sade
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Shayne H and Maldonado...
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The Greco.
Posted December 30th, 2009 by Crusty the Crusty
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A long time ago.

Hazze Lindgren, a pro skater (in the freestyle genre) for Schmitt Stix back in the day shot this photo of me and Jeremy Ramey in Jeremy's room. Jeremy was strictly freestyle. I used to freestyle when I wasn't street skating...
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I see freestyle CASL contest trophies, a series of freestyle photos ripped from magazines on his wall along with Vision paraphernalia. A Thrasher cover with a freestyler on it? On the right, next to the G&S banner is a photo of Don Brown, now vice president over at Sole-Tech. As for me, I have a complete Vision Skateboards outfit on, A Vision "Blur" shirt, (Vision Blurs were wheels) and Vision shorts. (that were probably fluorescent orange.) And of course the obligatory skater bangs from that era, 1987, 88. I don't even remember ever being in Jeremy's room.
Posted December 28th, 2009 by the old man and look back
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Christmas 2009

Twas a good year.
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Since the HB park got bulldozed I have no place to do my annual "Tempster Christmas Give-Away." I wanted to keep it fairly local, so I went over to the Murdy skatepark in HB (aka "the Ashtray") and not a single kid was there. So I went to the next closest skatepark, the Costa Mesa skatepark by the fairgrounds. I had never been to it, ever! I put on my santa cap and gave away some of the excess stuff I collected over the last year. 5 or 6 pairs of Thunder Trucks, A slew of Ricta wheels both new and old. (I wonder if the youngins will enjoy totally yellowed 5 year old 60mm Rune Glifberg wheels?) Plus a bunch of Emerica, and RVCA shirts, Shoes, and a Toy Machine board with some grip.
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Spent Christmas Eve with Deanna's family, young Sophia here with the TB sock.
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Christmas colors cloak Kevin in crimson and kelley green... Still working, even through Christmas!
Posted December 26th, 2009 by the middle age of youth is coming fast
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Merry Christmas to All...

And Happy Holidays to the rest.
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The other day in Home Depot I said Happy Holidays to a guy and he snapped back Merry CHRISTMAS! And I thought, well there's a christian dude who thinks there's a war on Christmas. I happened by accident upon an Active Christmas party that was next to a vegan restaurant I go to. Didn't even know it was happening! So I went in and got a free holiday photo. Hope you all get what you want, and stay off the naughty list this coming year. (The naughty list is jail when you grow up.)
Posted December 25th, 2009 by The Tempster, Overlord of the rising Toy Machine empire
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Christmas Eve 2009

And all through the house. Some dusty old photos set to Bauhaus.
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"We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas." –Ronald Reagan
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Last year my grandparents both power-napped during our family present opening.
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Suburban Displays.
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This guy is around the corner from me.
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Trees. Chop, buy, decorate, enjoy, trash.

Merry Christmas Eve to the Loyal Pawns, the Frequent Commenters, The unwashed masses who never comment, and any combination of the three. To the Hardcore skaters who buy truly deserving brands, (subject of great debate, not assuming you would decide Toy Machine is or isn't)  and even to the mall kids who at the very least decided they like skateboarding better than football, there is a glimmer of hope for you, the door has not shut. Merry Christmas!
Posted December 24th, 2009 by Not stressing, just can't stop or I'm fucked.
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A Pre-X-Mas Eve Selection...

...Of Random Photos. Some recent, some old. None too epic.
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Does that say Happy Holidays? Nope.
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like this kids' ass.
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"A good conscience is a continual Christmas." –Benjamin Franklin
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"According to an ancient Sardinian legend, the bodies of those who are born on Christmas Eve will never dissolve into dust but are preserved until the end of time." –Grazia Deledda

I doubt Clifford and Emily, (now divorced...) believe that.
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"I didn't know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come." –Richard Brautigan
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"I'm so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia." –David O. Selznick
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"In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea." –Richard Bach

"Whoa, this post became Bah Humbug pretty quick!" –Ed Templeton
Posted December 23rd, 2009 by this week has been nuts, yours?
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I was serious about the fishnet cookie baking...


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Those cookies were good. (and vegan of course.)
Posted December 22nd, 2009 by the rock-star life, domesticated.
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Sneek Peek of my upcoming show...

In Gent, Belgium at the S.M.A.K Museum.
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Just a detail, the rest of it is X rated.
Posted December 21st, 2009 by the rest of my life is quite blessed and tortured
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Verticals from the car...

What else do you have this Saturday? Not much if you are here.
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Even while in a moving car you can still lurk on people.
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LA is a good place for people watching from the car.
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There's always something going on.
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I was gonna put up photos of Deanna baking cookies in a fishnet body stocking but decided you'd rather see these.
Posted December 19th, 2009
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Continued Detritus...

I will be at a RVCA signing today at a PacSun store in the Block of Orange.
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Homer vs. Deanna.
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Don't look at my glass boobies.
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I doubt it.
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We are basically 97% anti-Christmas this year, no tree yet. Just a few lights outside that don't work too well. A sorry state indeed. I rely on Deanna christmas spirit to get our house in the mood.
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Our old buddy Ptah.

Frequent commenter JGonz's post from the Emerica site (w/ bonus dead guy.)
Posted December 18th, 2009 by come see the old man
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Some recent detritus...

Some photographic flotsam and jetsum if you will.
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Dana Point, CA
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Shoot the pier.
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Leo and Braydon, LA
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Whoops, I forgot to focus.
Posted December 17th, 2009 by my life just got WAY worse.
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Yesterday's Testosterone

Got up and out and forgot to update the blog. But I had to go shoot Leo for some RVCA stuff...
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...And ended up shooting guns at paper. As you can see, the Tempster didn't kill his innocent hostage and nailed the perp with a multitude of head-kills. This is my first experience with guns since summer camp as a youth, where I shot a 22 rifle. This time it was a 357 Magnum, and a 40 caliber rifle. It doesn't change how I feel about guns at all. (They are lame. Fun to shoot, yes, but as you can see by our "paper" they are used mostly for killing people.)
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Leo's house had all sorts of sweet things to look at.
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(not my book, but the... you know.)
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What Mexican houshold is complete without it?
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Leo and Kevin.

Deanna's blog!
Posted December 16th, 2009 by OK back to the less exciting life
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A smidge of recent pictures...

...For your perusal and enjoyment.
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"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." –Carl Sagan
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"Those most moved to tears by every word of a preacher are generally weak and a rascal when the feelings evaporate." –Sallust
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One that got away form being in the Seconds Pass...
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I'm not sure if Dennis or Deanna shot this. I'm working on my show, huge prints from a polaroid 665 neg, that I paint on. This is the spray-paint phase.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." –Martin Luther King, Jr.

In other news: Burger Banks gone?
Posted December 14th, 2009 by This monday does seem very pleasant so far
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A Saturday Post for my regulars...

My family Christmas is today, I'm up in the mountains, maybe in snow?
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The Beatle Shits.
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Die Beatles.
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Dr. Death has his own storefront in Paris.
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People lock their love up on the Pont des Artes (Bridge of Art) in Paris. How romantic. But the bridge is filled with gypsy women to pretend to pick up a ring while walking next to you, and try to give it to you and then end up asking you for money. If they give it to you, throw it in the river, and punch them in the throat. (that is what I wish I had done.)
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In Paris we met the collector who bought the painting I did of Deanna for my show in LA. It was pretty cool to see the painting again, and in its new home.
Posted December 12th, 2009 by the stressssssssssssss of being alive is enough.
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Mount Baldy

One of the funnest and most brutal places ever.
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The Hager bros can handle it. Deanna, not so much.
Posted December 11th, 2009 by the stress, yes, the stress, but good stress.
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Belgium and the Netherlands

The 'Nether'-lands makes it sound like the taint of Europe...
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Deanna is looking cute in the chilly Belgium town of Gent.
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Near the castle and the ancient fish market in Gent.
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A woman does some ironing in Heerlen, Netherlands.
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From the top of the Glass Palace.
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Sweet eagle jacket...
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"God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through." –Paul Valery
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Watch Beautiful Losers on Netflix...
Posted December 10th, 2009 by by and by your stress gets the better of you
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Some photographs from London

Tourist London. The only language I heard people speak was Russian.
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London was littered with puddles.
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Kids loved to splash in them. Sometimes and gruff old man, busy busy, would walk into the puddle without looking, and 3 steps in realize that it was pretty deep and he was screwed. It was a tragic thing to watch, and yet, we watched it happen three times in the short while we stood puddle watching. One guy reversed course, still ruined. Another too embarrassed to turn around, just went through. Soaked up the the ankles. What a miserable rest of the day he must have had.
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The puddle was by the carousel on the Queens Walk along the river Thames.
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This was in a shop window in chinatown. I shot a better one with my digi-cam.
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Although it was freezing balls out, there was a fashion shoot going on with scantily clad young girls covered in goose-flesh.
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People dropped coins to a sheet for a guy making a sand sculpture.
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." –Ingrid Bergman

Deanna's blog is open for business. I died.
Posted December 9th, 2009 by Tired and naked, yes, but also naked and having sex.
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Dolls in boxes, Liege, Belgium

We went to a flea market, and there was an inordiante amount of dolls in boxes.
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"Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil!" –Victor Hugo
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Near a box...
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"Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on." –Jeff Foxworthy
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"I enjoy getting dressed as a Barbie doll." –Vanna Whit
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"There's nobody else that can double me - except for a doll." –Verne Troyer
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"We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are still but children with playthings." –F. H. Bradley

Deanna was there too.
Posted December 8th, 2009 by The Tempster is none of his glory.
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Lurking in London

There was a bite in the air, and wetness all around.
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Lit by the advertising of Picadilly Circus.
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The longing never stops.
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Why leave now?
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Something to look at near the river Thames.
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I sense someone recording my countenance...
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In the security of this bus, I am invincible.

Dave Carnie on Mike V.

Deanna's blog as altered by Garry.

Old Ex-Toy rider Charlie Coatney is a raphic designer now...
Posted December 7th, 2009 by today is a busy day for salamanders, I guess
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Something for your Saturday


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Come to the screening below! Deanna will be there.
Get some art on your notebook here <<<<<<<<<<<
Posted December 5th, 2009 by the boorish beast who does manual labor
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Beautiful Losers Short Film Group Show


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This includes RARE films by Mike Mills, Harmony Korine, Geoff
McFetridge, Spike Jonze, Chris Johanson, Jo Jackson, Thomas Campbell, Clare
Rojas and a bunch more. What's even better is that we will be there playing
a bunch of the stuff from the original VHS tapes!! There's a poster giveaway
too to anyone who shows up. Hope to see you!!

Read more here <<<<<<<<<<<
Posted December 3rd, 2009 by well isnt that special
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I'm so punk...

That I spent 2 hours making this hair like this.
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Posted December 3rd, 2009 by not punk, but totally PR about it...
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Some things from a wall I once saw...

Just like cave-paintings from our ancestors, right?
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"A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession." –Albert Camus
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Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?

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"Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." –Jim Fiebig
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"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." –Woody Allen
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"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice." –Albert Einstein
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"It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice." –Jim Morrison
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"Education in this country is about how to maintain the status quo and to perpetuate racism." –Jane Elliot
"Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism." –Florynce R. Kennedy
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"Sexism is not the fault of women - kill your fathers, not your mothers." –Robin Morgan
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"Any deviation is looked upon as a perversion, is feared, and is usually a target of hatred and prejudice." –Joey Skaggs

Deanna would never watch. She's too innocent. But she would read a food blog.
Geoff Rowley
would watch for sure. Scott Pommier updated and redesigned his website.
Posted December 2nd, 2009 by Or not.
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A photo from the past...

Elam Revulta sent this to me.
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What Elam wrote: "I met you once in Radlands around ’95 or ’96 and we chatted, which I’m sure you won't remember, so here’s a photo of you doing a bs hellflip to fs boardslide that day!"

Deanna and Food, two very nice things in this life.
Posted December 1st, 2009 by A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman.
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