"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back." -Barbara de Angelis
"Death never takes the wise man by surprise, he is always ready to go." -Jean de La Fontaine
"Old age is just a record of one's whole life." -Muhammad Ali
I call this one: "Leo Romero gets his balls cupped while guarding the camera bag."
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do." -Golda Meir