...where they were having this Paintball tournament. They have Paintball pros, just like skating or BMX. I heard a guy talking to his friend; "I'll see you in Vegas, I'm not going to Tampa..." These guys travel around the world doing these competitions! They are part of "Teams." one of them was called "Extreme something..." and one was called "Trouble." The people who came to watch looked pretty sketchy. I know that sounds lame, but I have been to surf contests and skate contests down there, and the crowd is very different. There was even Paintball "Betty's" for lack of a better word, that were in skimpy clothes and covered in splattered greasy paint from paintballs all over their cleavage and thighs. I was wondering if this was a Paintballers' dream to have paintball splattered women hurling themselves at their feet? They would get their bodies signed by the Paintballers. There was a booth there that was called "Paintball Pin-ups" and featured posters of hot models outfitted in the most ridiculous bathing suits, and then with goggles and holding a paintball gun. One company hired a stretch limo Hummer, and they placed their logos all over it with magnets to make it look like they really owned and rolled in a yellow Hummer limo. The driver was sleeping in the front seat. I saw Pancho Moler at the "Monster extreme" drink booth. I can't really remember what the name was, but it was some kind of Extreme beverage. There was an energy drink company called "Bawls." It is like a paintball themed RedBull. They hired girls who were also scantily clad and outfitted with tattoos just above their rear ends who yelled out, "Pick up some free Bawls! Touch your Bawls right here!"
I'm just saying it was weird.
Here is a photo for you to look at. It is a detail of this wooden head I painted.
Use it to clear your memory of the above paragraph...
Posted March 27th, 2006 by Will Farrell has hair extensions