They have some weird toys in France...

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They kept this at '2-year-old' level in the window display along with many much more graphic toys which couldn't even be photographed for this website.
And this wasn't a porn shop, it was a comic book store complete with kids buying Spider-Man comics...
This is the 'bottomless, thigh-high stocking wearing hot girl trying to hop a brick wall' toy.
Posted June 27th, 2006 by My eye drifts toward the perv
cool another first comment

French people are F**KIN WIERD!!!
Posted By: Dasani is my bitch on June 27th, 2006 at 02:10PM PST
i wish they had toys like this when i was growing up
Posted By: tim on June 27th, 2006 at 03:57PM PST
thats how it should be here
Posted By: Bung-Hole on June 27th, 2006 at 05:17PM PST
Ed, i have a photo request. Can you post the photo of Austin at the underground subway in london, it was in the good and evil europe photo gallery. It's my favortie photo of all time.
Posted By: anthony on June 27th, 2006 at 05:51PM PST
Ed when is Deformer gonna be out , Bro?

i've been waiting for it for a while now, and it is still not out.

damn dude.
Posted By: Emir Kusturica says Siki Siki Ba on June 27th, 2006 at 06:14PM PST
At least she doesn't have hairy pits, well actually we can't see her pits, oh shit she has such a nice ass, hit that from the back! WOOHOO!!
Posted By: SHMO on June 27th, 2006 at 08:11PM PST
How are you supposed to play with that?
Posted By: "Sonic" Lee on June 28th, 2006 at 02:48AM PST
You can find toys of naked women in shops all around europe....i've seen way more graphic toys at my local comic book store
Posted By: luc on June 28th, 2006 at 03:16AM PST
"How are you supposed to play with that?"

You just stand behind it with your pants down and follow your animal instincts.
Posted By: Half-a-Dolla on June 28th, 2006 at 08:37AM PST
Ed, as you've been to Europe various times you should know that not everywhere on the world people are so prudish as they're in the US, shouldn't you? Sexuality is something normal, so go do it! :)
Posted By: pt on June 29th, 2006 at 11:39AM PST
I know, but I do need to write with dramatic effect.
And no matter what, seeing porn in a window at kid face level is weird...
Posted By: ed on June 29th, 2006 at 02:29PM PST

just wondering, an artist that makes no big thing about shooting flicks of his wifes naked fuzzy peach, and pics of teens making out holding phalic tools over their crotches, sucking on ciggs etc.- can make a big deal about this window display?

i was in Giant Robot (nyc shop) which isn't a porn shop. fact is, they sell comics, plush stuffed toys, etc. all displayed on child friendly, brightly colored shelving units and bookcases kept at '2-year old' level.

in the mix of the child friendly colorfull objects begging to be grabbed by children, is The Golden Age of Neglect. your book, which grazes a bloody hand and fuck you finger on the cover, was picked up by a little kid.

the kid no older than 5, had Your book open to page 21. Its the spread that has your naked wife vaccuming, and two kids (maybe a year older than the boy holding the book) making out. No shit, the boy looked confused as hell and showed his mom, and kept saying over and over again, "no-no-spot."

i guess he was refering to the naked exposed body parts featured in the book and flipped further pointing out "no- no- spots".

now my question is, do you still feel "seeing porn in a window at kid face level is weird"......cause i bet the mother of that child felt alot weirder.

i felt weird for the mom, not about the flics in your book. i have nothing but respect for your work, just wondering why your so heated about the window display. word.....i havent heard the phrase "no-no-spot" in such a long time. kids are weird. i bet parenthood is weirder.

Posted By: "no-no-spot" on June 30th, 2006 at 07:28AM PST
what book
Posted By: syd on July 10th, 2006 at 01:58PM PST
Dear "no-no-spot"

I was just making conversation!
Posted By: ed on July 27th, 2006 at 04:18AM PST
I saw this very toy in a comic book and toy shop in midtown Manhattan, a few blocks from Madison Square Garden. I think it's a Japanese-made toy.
Posted By: Justin on October 19th, 2009 at 10:03AM PST
What a cool thing
Posted By: alysha on September 25th, 2011 at 01:48PM PST
Do everyone have Facebook lolz.....%
Posted By: alysha on September 25th, 2011 at 01:50PM PST
I'm french and i never saw that.

But love Toy Machine ! :-)
Posted By: zac on May 17th, 2015 at 02:14PM PST
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