Disneylandia Corporatus: My Disease is Crippling


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OK, so I went to Disneyland bacuase we had bought passes since we live so close and this was the last day we could go for free before our passes expired.
We went with DIsney-o-phile's Kevin Christy and his oh-so-fine girlfriend Laura, and our good pal Ashley Snow...
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So that photo of Laura above is on the Haunted Mansion ride, it broke down halfway through and we were stuck looking at the clock with the creepy hand shadow for 5 minutes. When I looked over the back of our car, I finally got to the bottom of the creepy hand shadow. So simple right?
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Of course we rocked Pirates...
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Splash Mountain is Deanna's favorite ride. She brings ponchos for us so we don't get wet. The funny thing about this photo is that Laura actually wasn't aware somehow that we were on a huge stomach curling drop, she is actually snacking on a chocolate covered pretzel while going down! Deanna is freaking out, we are all stoked and happy, and she is just eating a snack.
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Here's a close-up...
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Have you ever watched Fantasia? What an acid trip. Look how chaotic it is. Seriously epic.
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Then the fireworks display. They don't play around.
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Red...
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White...
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and Blue...
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Stoked onlookers. That is Big Thunder Mountain in the background. So many people die on that ride. We went on it against our better judgement, and it stopped 3 seconds into it and lurched backward. We all shit our pants.
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Ashley and Deanna by Sleeping Beauty's castle...
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Laura started getting freaky in line for Space Mountain...
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She fell into the other people. I think they thought we were taking a special kid around.
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Then we get up to the front and I say to Deanna, "Hey check out those twins..." And then I see frickin' Hugh Hefner sitting on the very seat I was about to get on! And those twins were his new girlfriends!
I shot a renegade photo just for you web lurks. Weird.
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Space Mountain Fast Pass. Dude in the front row: "I'm gonna fully blog this ride..."
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Then we needed to go shop-browsing for Kevin...
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He really wanted this jacket. It was for little boys, but we found an extra large. It was so cool in front, but in back...
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A deal-breaker of a logo.
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Laura was perplexed.
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Ashley was impressed, but the lady walking by----------was not.
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
Posted December 20th, 2008 by This is my weekend post, love it or leave it.
Dude I laughed so hard I cried when I seen the picture of Laura eating. I thought it was all over and I continued on reading fine until you guys shit your pants. I cried again.
Posted By: Ryan on December 20th, 2008 at 05:39AM PST
that was fucked up
Posted By: the dude on December 20th, 2008 at 11:32AM PST
in a good way
Posted By: the dude on December 20th, 2008 at 11:32AM PST
ignore those 2 posts, i skimmed through and just commented, the fully blogger is my favorite.
Posted By: the dude on December 20th, 2008 at 01:21PM PST
Nothin' says lady killer like a Winnie the Pooh Jacket.
Posted By: Crabdagger on December 20th, 2008 at 02:12PM PST
id like to lather up that thre macombers inner thighs
Posted By: gravybisquits on December 20th, 2008 at 05:04PM PST
Eating on rides! Ha!
I had no idea people died on Thunder Mountain!!! I used to seriously love that ride.
My brother and I got stuck on the "It's A Small World" ride for something like 30 minutes once. I still hear the song in my head.
Oh yeah, and also on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride right at the train track part. Utter madness!
Posted By: Eggs McManus on December 21st, 2008 at 06:56PM PST
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