Christmas Eve with Young Sophia...
She has this Santa Claus with a microphone and speaker. And mixed with her new Hanna Montana microphone keyboard, we cleared the adults out real quick with a serious racket.
"JIngle bells / Batman smells / Robin laid an egg / Mr. Hooper laid a pooper / and spoiled Christmas day, Hey!"
"JIngle bells / Sophia smells / fifteen miles away / blows her nose in Cheerios / and eats them every day, Hey!"
Imagine that on decibel 11 and set to some god-awful pop song beat and some 6-year-old organ skills.
"JIngle bells / Sophia smells / fifteen miles away / blows her nose in Cheerios / and eats them every day, Hey!"
Imagine that on decibel 11 and set to some god-awful pop song beat and some 6-year-old organ skills.
Then it quickly degenerated into her trying to fart into the microphone.
Keep it classy Sophia!
Sophia gives her pasta a good scolding.
Childhood, such a magical fleeting tragedy.
Posted December 27th, 2008 by Hurry New Years I want normalcy!
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Posted By: Devin on December 27th, 2008 at 02:52PM PST
hahaha epic post
Posted By: nick on December 27th, 2008 at 03:33PM PST
It would be creepy if you had that like 4 foot tall santa in your room while trying to make love to your woman.Or maybe use it as a toy,you know.Strap a dildo on,maybe carve a hole and install a pocket pussy.
Being six was fun,you could get away with a lot of shit.Like getting naked in public or dressing like spiderman instead of clothes.
Being six was fun,you could get away with a lot of shit.Like getting naked in public or dressing like spiderman instead of clothes.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 27th, 2008 at 03:40PM PST
JGonz...
Posted By: ed on December 27th, 2008 at 04:46PM PST
What?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 27th, 2008 at 08:16PM PST
ed i had a dream you slammed pretty hard trying to half cab this 15 stair, then you got up and did it. it was sick
Posted By: weaver on December 27th, 2008 at 09:33PM PST
i almost got a arrested for wearing a spider-man costume and harassing people.
i had a "will fight crime for food sign" and i was chasing people walking by.
so a cop pulled over and gave me a scolding.
i played it classy though.
he asked if my mom knew what i was doing, i told him yeah, she's hungry too.
i guess he was going to try to call my mom.
this was almost 5 years ago. i was 15 then.
i had a "will fight crime for food sign" and i was chasing people walking by.
so a cop pulled over and gave me a scolding.
i played it classy though.
he asked if my mom knew what i was doing, i told him yeah, she's hungry too.
i guess he was going to try to call my mom.
this was almost 5 years ago. i was 15 then.
Posted By: derek on December 27th, 2008 at 09:46PM PST
she dontt give a cchit
Posted By: the dude on December 28th, 2008 at 12:27PM PST
oooh man i had to laugh so hard, i nearly wet my pants!
Posted By: mickey on December 29th, 2008 at 06:15AM PST
Fucking great time
Kids bring out the best of the best
Kids bring out the best of the best
Posted By: Eggs McManus on December 29th, 2008 at 07:07AM PST
was the pasta a little too al dente? that photo is awesome.
Posted By: sea cliff vert ramp on December 29th, 2008 at 11:39AM PST
