Mirror Coverage of the same day...
Perving out on plastic in familiar humanoid shapes
Does Kevin hate his job? I hope not.
Teetering on the razors' edge of sanity.
"These mannequins look like some porn-stars I know from Encino..."
"This is probably a dude." I would call them "Fun Bags" but I hate that term.
"I prefer the boobies on the one missing an arm..."
"There seems to be one problem with this, a certain percentage of this candy will have been in a butt-crack and/or resting directly on an anus."
It's like looking up Barbies' skirt, hairless and pre-censored. Wait! Is there a connection between the totally bald pudenda trend in female genital hair fashion and the hairless Barbie dolls these said females grow up playing with? I bet someone wrote a paper on that somewhere.
Posted February 2nd, 2009 by Archie Bunker watched BET in his later years
You're looking a little slimmer in the main page photos today Ed.
Posted By: Duckets did stuff. on February 2nd, 2009 at 01:49PM PST
Do you honestly prefer those smaller boobs?Dude,I don't believe you.
Fun bags? Try Meat spheres.Or fun,because that's what they are.
About the butt crack,you need to make sure she's clean.or be a man,chomp those brown candies.you're about to get some anyway
That's a good observation about the Barbies.But nothing a little sharpie work can't correct. Dude,shaven looks better anyway.You don't want it to look like you're pumping Lincoln's beard
Fun bags? Try Meat spheres.Or fun,because that's what they are.
About the butt crack,you need to make sure she's clean.or be a man,chomp those brown candies.you're about to get some anyway
That's a good observation about the Barbies.But nothing a little sharpie work can't correct. Dude,shaven looks better anyway.You don't want it to look like you're pumping Lincoln's beard
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 2nd, 2009 at 02:55PM PST
you are a very handsome man
Posted By: emily on February 2nd, 2009 at 10:20PM PST
JGonz, how many shaven women have you made love to?
Posted By: ed on February 3rd, 2009 at 12:54AM PST
All the girls i've seen have like at the most stubble.But stuck it in,1.and shaven.
But dude,if you check out Asian girl porn they're usually hairy
But dude,if you check out Asian girl porn they're usually hairy
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 3rd, 2009 at 04:52PM PST
ew, JGonz. Please stop.
Posted By: ALB on February 3rd, 2009 at 11:11PM PST
Or not
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 4th, 2009 at 06:42PM PST
