The Gruesome Removal of the Pins

My finger is hideous after two months under wraps...
Some new images of the digit. The old dead skin has started to crack and turn yellow.
A view of the underside - you can see where the pointy end of the pin was boring a hole through my skin from the inside.
Top view.

So, the doctor and I are standing there looking at the new x-ray, and he just grabs my hand while saying "these have to come out" and just grabs the pin and yanks it out. SURPRISE ATTACK! Fuck, just like that. What a strange feeling. Zoink, just ripped it out. I instantly flushed, and was sort of taken aback. We sat down and he yanked the first top one out no problem...
But the second top one, that guy did not want to exit.
Haggard. (say that out-loud in a "Bam Margera" voice.)
A little twist and some brute force will do the trick.
Free at last.
Gnar-dog. The hairs on my finger went into a "Wookie-growth" phase, and turned extra black.
Gratuitous close-up.
The X-Ray after the poins came out. Voila! Good as new. (I hope.)

Deanna has a blog to see...

Juxtapoz interview Part 2, did you see Part 1?

No-Age + Me + Emerica = ?

Posted October 9th, 2009 by by the beard of mohammed...
Nice dude.
Your finger looks like the car game pieces in the Game of Life.
Good luck. Don't stick it into anything too dangerous too soon.
Posted By: Eggs McManus on October 9th, 2009 at 06:54AM PST
I still wonder,what if that was your pee pee,way worse.
Will photos of this be up in your Galleries?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 9th, 2009 at 02:43PM PST
That looks mad gnarly!
Hope you get better.


Sorry. Gotta promote. Buy Toy!!!
Posted By: The Odd-On Looker on October 9th, 2009 at 05:01PM PST
holy shit. thats worse than the time I got a fish hook stuck in my pinkie
Posted By: crayons on October 9th, 2009 at 06:41PM PST
My brother and I used to say "one thoousand dollars" in a Bam voice. Haggard too.
I kept using my penis,and the skin got really dry like your finger,the remedy,don't use it for a day or two,and wash it.
Sooo,you were like "hey doc,lemme take these photos,k,thx :),I got me some art/bloggin to do"
and you types this with your fucked fingers? Dedicated to his blog,eh?

The ARCHER!! I want those shoes,because your name is on it,i'll buy some from you for 30 dollars.size 10.5.with stickers.
for these
glad you
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 9th, 2009 at 08:11PM PST
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 9th, 2009 at 08:12PM PST
I don't think "good as new" is quite appropriate yet.
The bone still looks a bit bubbly with healing.
You gotta love the pliers pic.
Posted By: Eggs McManus on October 9th, 2009 at 09:25PM PST
who gives a fuck about your motherfuckin' finger, fool??
do you think you're the first one that happened to, douche???
i think your head grew a little to big, edy boy!
Posted By: your ass on October 9th, 2009 at 09:31PM PST
Mr. "Your Ass"

I give a fuck about my broken finger.

You forget that this is MY web-log, and I am telling MY story about having a broken finger. Never anywhere did I say that this was the most 'monumental' or 'best' broken finger ever, just that it was MY experience on MY fucking blog. Fuck you.

Or should I be saying, "Thanks Your Ass, for putting me in my place. I should have never shared photos about my experience on my personal blog unless it was literally the best one in the whole world ever. Please let me know why you come to my blog, and what I can do to please you better. I will do whatever you think is correct for my blog. Whew, thanks! If it wasn't for you my head would explode from being so big. I broke my finger therefore I am the only human alive! Worship me!
Posted By: ed on October 10th, 2009 at 12:13AM PST
"Your ass" is from Zurich, Switzerland. Near the Schanzengasse maybe? I'll never forget this shit.
Posted By: ed on October 10th, 2009 at 12:26AM PST
I give a FUCK. That's my brothers finger and if I could I would find your dumb ASS and break every bone in your body and I bet no one would give a fuck about your pain because your such a big ass-fuck. The biggest ass holes are the guys with the littlest dicks grow a pair dick-head
Posted By: matt templeton on October 10th, 2009 at 08:19AM PST
Why bother looking at and TYPING on ed's blog if you are going to be a dick.
Think before you share your thoughts.
Posted By: Eggs McManus on October 10th, 2009 at 09:14AM PST
To calm you down ed, here's a restaurant you could consider whenever you come to vienna:
this is just around my corner and the first district is mostly a disneyland anyway. No, I'm not vegan but I'm vegan friendly... and i care about your finger!
Posted By: poyal lawn on October 10th, 2009 at 09:42AM PST
Whoa, you pissed my brother off.
Posted By: ed on October 10th, 2009 at 11:26AM PST
Ed is hella tall,and I'm guessing his brother is too,so both of those guys beating your ass,your ass will get fucked.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 10th, 2009 at 12:20PM PST
chill down. basicly i like you blog.
and i like your books.
but all those pics of broken bones.
i don't know if that's all that interesting and worth sharing..
Posted By: your ass on October 10th, 2009 at 12:51PM PST
.. and sorry for the cuss words!
that wasn't right.
i was a little drunk.
and i shouldn't drink, like you.
Posted By: your ass on October 10th, 2009 at 12:54PM PST
HAHAHA You made him feel stupid...

Ed I'm definetely buying those shoes right now. No Age rock. VEGANarchy!
Posted By: The Odd-On Looker on October 10th, 2009 at 01:11PM PST
Wow... Someone feels like a dumbfuck...

Yeah you're right. 13 year old shitheads shouldn't drink.

Post your teeange angst on my blog.

ED, I'M STOKED ON YOUR FINGER. Now, skate some shit.

& JGONZ, my blog is random. Dig it or not.
Posted By: Jacob on October 10th, 2009 at 01:33PM PST
mr. templeton,

my boyfriend jacob shows me your blog everyday. i enjoy it. and i think your finger is interesting and it makes me want to not ever break a finger. thank you for informing me of the dangers of broken fingers, sir. not even being sarcastic.
i love your photos and everything on the toy machine site. and i also really love deanna's photos.

keep livin, and hopefully i'll see you around huntington some time.
Posted By: carolyn on October 10th, 2009 at 01:37PM PST
HaHa yea Ed and your brother!!! that fag just got his ass handed to him. using pliers shit, i think i would of passed out, thats intense.
Posted By: Fish n'Chips on October 10th, 2009 at 02:44PM PST
In the first few photos your finger looks like a delicious krispy kreme.
Posted By: Eric on October 11th, 2009 at 11:47AM PST
Ed eats Krispy Soy
Posted By: jgonzalez on October 11th, 2009 at 07:40PM PST
Crazy pictures - I wish you a full recovery! so you can get those fingerflips back in action!!!!
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on October 20th, 2009 at 09:36AM PST
ahh, I bet pulling those pins out felt good. pressure reluieved!
Posted By: Stevie whew on October 25th, 2009 at 12:23AM PST
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