US Open Carnage in HB

I barely touched my digi-cam, so this is all I have for now. Just think of the B&W film destruction coming whenever I get my film back...
It's hard to explain how this event has gotten more intense over the years. But somehow each year it gets more weird. This years new trend: Teenage communication via "Body Art."
Stopped in on a Vans signing at the Garage. The table points in the right direction.
The Grif Dog handing out beers to the team. Get wasted at the signing bros!
"Curren don't be a pussy, take this beer." -Griffin
Big Boy was at the signing too.
'Free Hugs' was a popular message.
The next day at the same store was our signing. Sunday at 12:00.
J-Lay back for more autograph giving.
Dan-Lu was prepared to handle business.
The craziness outside made for a strange crowd. A guy was on the street with a loudspeaker yelling. "The entire Toy Machine team is inside signing autographs!" 2 or 3 real fans came in by chance.
This guy was from Cape Town, South Africa, and this graphic of mine tattooed into his arm was his first board ever. That was pretty cool to see.
These guys...
Then right at the end, the grand finale.
"My name is long!" -Dan-Lu
"These are real" -The girl
"Lemme feel." -The Dan-Lu
Later in the day I'm walking around, and I hear a siren go off. I look over and there is Johnny and his GF getting a J-Walking ticket! J-Lay busted J-Walking, classic.
Your identification sir.
"What the fuck?"
"I'm glad you didn't get me yesterday when I parked illegally right in front of your police station all day." - J-Lay
Racquel was signaling she wanted to eat pussy?
Even sideways!
Sign here.
Wall to wall coverage.
Ta-Da! Money gone. Luckily he cut back on his weed budget that is more than you pay for rent each month.
Later in the day...
Black-Label x Templeton co-lab ink.
Planking is the ultimate in stupidity.
"My ass keeps trying to eat my bottoms."
This was from the first days of the US Open. This photo-shoot was going down in front of me so I snuck in for a shot, and captured a wedgie.
At the "Hurley Graffiti Wall" drunk girls were getting 'tagged' by random strangers.
Her belly says, "Wanna get Lucky?"
Deanna was having a field day shooting people here.
Posted August 7th, 2011
Haha wow these women really degrade themselves, but hey it's entertainment and by their choice so no harm done. ha. very hilarious photos.
Posted By: Garrett on August 8th, 2011 at 12:05AM PST
Haha this makes me want to move to HB! Bummer I got a j walking ticket after school once it was wack. I would love to sign some hot chicks boobs. Now lets go eat some taco bell! Jk
Posted By: josiah on August 8th, 2011 at 12:13AM PST
nice ass action ide like to them bitches to a motorheads killed by death
Posted By: octavian on August 8th, 2011 at 01:02AM PST
This post is boring, already seen it all on the insta; jk
I could look at these pics for ever.

Man, this instagambling, is like an orgy...
"X mentioned you in a comment, Y like it, Z reposted it.."
Now I'm a "like" pusher myself; We will be so wasted soon...

I plank for years without knowing it.
Strenghten the lower back muscles..and the ass of course;

"You know how long it took me to train that monkey to give head.
Without peeling it?"
(First one to name the origin of that quote gets a "like";)

Obviously they don't tag themselves, but enjoy running around
with quotes like that..?
"Look what my dad tagged at me before I left the house.USELESS"

"I put out" We can only imagine what the other side said..
Isn't that illegal in Cali?

She probably meant what I just experienced a few days ago..
A menstruating Ewok.
I walked the forest and all of a sudden had this blood stain on my shirt..Where else should that come from?

I guess most of the kids just get a "DanLu" or a "EdT."
But in this case.."Daniel Lutheranian" and "Edward Templetonian"

I just found out what j-walk means...Hilarious!!!
So technically you can get a ticket for anything?
Now I know why America is (was?) the richest neighborhood in the village.
Got my UN?
Any other loyal lurker on the insta?
Wanna gather and set account to private for the real explicit ish..
Btw, I'd like to think that you're one of the frequent blog vistors from
the US;
Posted By: S on August 8th, 2011 at 01:32AM PST
Posted By: ed on August 8th, 2011 at 02:27AM PST
So awesome that in Germany you never heard of JWalking. It is so stupid! Europe has much more common sense.
Posted By: ed on August 8th, 2011 at 02:28AM PST
Jgonz, eggs, devin briggs are all on there.
Posted By: ed on August 8th, 2011 at 02:29AM PST
Tada! Here comes your "like" ;

Well, If you´d cross a red traffic light you would.
But that could harm you or other people so it kinda makes sense.

I just wonder that Jlay didn´t get another ticket for "middlefingering" in presence of a police officer...It is stupid.
Posted By: S on August 8th, 2011 at 02:38AM PST
Emilie is too.

If you log in with your account on this website you can let people see your Instagram feed through the internet.


People are talking shit about Koston's instacrap all over SLAP. Funny stuff.
@the_tempster not following me? #OMGWTF

I've noticed advertisements throwing #tags into their advertisements. Old people, you are now obsolete. Take your Film and Radio and GTFO

Like were 7 of these instasized?

Why is Matt's face censored?

3rd from last photo..whoahohoh....dem titties. gimme dem tits.

Wasn't there an article about how Teen abstinence is trending amongst the youth? maybe these vulgar displays of sexuality are like just making fun of people that actually put out and stuff and the idea of so is entertaining. Or they're fucking sluts. I guess I could quote a rapper that says something derogatory and generalizes all woman as sex objects.

Holy shit. TNT
Is he short in real life? or are all pro skaters just taller than the average human? except David Gonzalez. Wait. story time. Yesterday I was at the skatepark. this dude that was shredding on a Krooked board was all smoking weed and shit in a car blasting rap. anyway. He asked about my Stereo board (which i'm totally embarrassed of,jk) and he was trying to remember who ran stereo "That actor dude that does a lot of movies" and I was like "Yeah, Jason Lee" then he said David Gonzalez does Krooked. Then the little kid was like "No,he rides for flip" then the dude was talking like David Gonzalez is another dude then i was like "Naw, It's Mark Gonzales" then he was all like "ah,shit. I need to get up on my shit". Funny story.

S. The Vagina lick V finger thing isn't vulgar in America. Kids "chuck the deuce" in yearbooks.

Fuck . I don't recognize anybody but Tony Trujillo in the second photo.

Big Boy..The nicknames commence. Face tats to follow. Just for theatrics. jk. "Entire toy team" yeah right brah.

Matt B, and Sinclair. Twinsies. jk. @Matt_B @carmelcreeper

I follow Daniel Shimizu. That guy has a good skate style, under appreesh. needs more followers too.

Big Boy loves summer. Dan Lu with the hoodie.

Cape Town? Isn't there a large amount of Rape going on in South Africa? Skate and Destroy.

Billy Marks fan with the Eyebrows.

Boob signing. Cool Lady. I guess it's better than a clip on the internet of sucking dick or something.

Holy shit. Johnny has a zip zinger? Ed, I'm gonna be real, I still love Toy Machine, but Zip Zinger has got to be the best board shape.

Wait. that hungry ass crack lady was instagrammed too. the back piercings. ok. Would be funny if she had a brown spot on those white bathing suit thing.

Jesus loves you? He's dead.

I put out. blackberry in pocket.

I'm still staring at those tits.

Would be cool to fuck to Possessed to Skate by Suicidal Tendencies
Do it Devo.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on August 8th, 2011 at 10:31AM PST
Thanks Ed, Jgonz.
Man, the things I learned today...
Posted By: S on August 8th, 2011 at 10:47AM PST
"Tum Yeto's HAL 2001 Spam Blocker Technology©™ thinks that you are posting spam! Sorry, your comment was not posted. Try making your post less spammy. Don't be a dick!"

Ever experienced this?

I´m ALWAYS a dick;
Posted By: S on August 8th, 2011 at 11:15AM PST
This post makes me hate the world.

But I still luv dem titties.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on August 8th, 2011 at 01:12PM PST
that is by far the sexiest wedgie ever. I love seeing women getting a good wedgie !!
Posted By: Kevin Mac on August 8th, 2011 at 06:25PM PST
Raquel is hilarious, especially in front of that bible sign.
Posted By: lunch on August 8th, 2011 at 06:52PM PST
Everything has pretty much been said. But I will highlight on some stuff that I think was not addressed enough. Titties.
Posted By: Mike on August 8th, 2011 at 10:02PM PST
ed post more pictures of wedgies !!!!!
Posted By: Kevin Mac on August 8th, 2011 at 11:07PM PST
raquel, dude...the ONE for big boy

girls who gratuitously curse bother me,
but only when a cop is giving your bf a ticket it is permissible for a woman to flip the bird and still remain feminine...
or when in pain.
Posted By: cheesy fresh from mex on August 9th, 2011 at 02:57AM PST
wait, it wasnt the bird, she was V'ing ...
Posted By: fresh from mex on August 9th, 2011 at 03:00AM PST
hahaha j-lay caught j-walking, EPIC! thats hillarious! I did not even imagine you could get a ticket for that in america! hahaha I don't think thats possible over here. What a lame ass cop. More hot guys for the chicks Ed!
Posted By: emilie on August 9th, 2011 at 03:01AM PST
vans table:
tnt, elijah, omar hassan, caples, alex perelson,
dunno who the other 2 are..

funny how im most likely to recognize a dude by his skateboarding than their face.
Posted By: fresh from mex on August 9th, 2011 at 03:05AM PST
Hey nerds. It has been a while.

I just got back from Belgium. I was in Gent and saw some of your stuff, Ed, as well as the Jorge Macchi exhibit... both were rad. Proof will come later on the sock team blog (hopefully)
Posted By: vinny on August 9th, 2011 at 09:43AM PST
Vinny, let me know if you´ll ever go to Cologne,
for some international sock shoot.
Posted By: S on August 9th, 2011 at 09:50AM PST
Insanity is the HB for the Open.
I will only live it through Ed.
Posted By: Eggs McManus on August 9th, 2011 at 08:59PM PST
aren't those guys in the background j walking?
Posted By: anthony on August 9th, 2011 at 10:35PM PST
more old guys for Drew!
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on August 10th, 2011 at 02:11AM PST
I cant get over how sexy that wedgie is.. did it go atomic ?
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movement of Ryan`s was call girls_?

unknown direction quite whatever
me change nothing just patience every morning
that sometimes night to night it morning

some one let give to me your everything
without creepy
Posted By: w on August 11th, 2011 at 04:55AM PST
what an epic day.
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