"You just wait. I'm going to be the biggest Chinese Star in the world." -Bruce Lee
"I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'." -Cher
"I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something!" -Steven Morrissey
"Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump." -Christopher Morley
"One of the dumbest things on the planet." -Ed Templeton