Drunken nights being escorted under my umbrella.
"These America guys are so gentlemanly!" -Drunk girls under my umbrella
"The airheads of Congress will keep their own plush healthcare plan - it's the rest of us guinea pigs who will be thrown to the wolves." -Camille Paglia
"No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow." -Euripides
"My religion lies in my composition." -John Philip Sousa
"Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian." -Herman Melville
"You learn that the only way to get rock-star power as a girl is to be a groupie and bare your breasts and get chosen for the night. We learn that the only way to get anywhere is through men. And it's a lie." -Kathleen Hanna
"The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural." -Calvin Klein
"What?" -Me
"It is much easier to suppress a first desire than to satisfy those that follow." -Benjamin Franklin
Grant Hatfield, London, 2011
"Our fear of hypocrisy is forcing us to live in a world where gluttons are fine, so long as they champion gluttony." -Jonah Goldberg
Posted August 19th, 2011 by The old one sucked, how will the new one be better?