"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." -Robert Frost
"He that hath deserved hanging may be glad to escape with a whipping." -Thomas Brooks
"Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey." -Janice Dickinson
"We still have pretty good sales, especially for the art books." -Glenn Danzig
Posted August 22nd, 2011 by time to shine, time to be dull.