More B&W from the 2011 US Open

The clusterfuck of scantily-clad humanity here in Huntington Beach.
Posted October 20th, 2011 by Things will be moving in a new direction?
I like forests...desolate forests

I also like the use of the word "waif" here

..."the pool party has evolved" lol
are you ready?
Posted By: lunch on October 20th, 2011 at 05:02PM PST
I still don't quite know what to make of the whole scene when this circus comes to town.
I'm happy to see this noninsta beauty.
Posted By: Eggs McManus on October 21st, 2011 at 09:18AM PST
I see JGonz added a #nightlurkers on instagram. Did you shoot that? #nightlurkers is mostly NOT nightlurkers now. what a bummer.
Posted By: ed on October 21st, 2011 at 11:21AM PST
instagram is a foreign language to me haha. I can't wait til I get an iPhone. I really wanna get one .

A lot of people have that marilyn monroe tattoo but I'm glad to see it done in a different way.

and I didn't catch it the first time but the guys sign says deal with it underneath haha. hilarious

I really like the photo or two photos with the heathen quote underneath.
Posted By: Mike on October 21st, 2011 at 01:05PM PST
Yes. I shot that. Unfortunately I was in an environment with that present.

I didn't uphold to the strict standards of the #nightlurkers so much as well. I posted that like 20 minutes before midnight. Gotta post passed 1am for full affect.

Worlds Best Dad has been arguing with Dick Ramirez and Donovan. Olsonstuff and Dill are now subjects of his art jokes. And I'm sure Beer Run still misses you.

@hansdijs pretty much stole your role as provider of softcore porn woman with skateboards. Alex Olson did have BOB on tumblr first though.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 21st, 2011 at 10:11PM PST
Wait. My bad. I'm sure you've already seen all the shit that guy posted since you've been monitoring the hash tags. Anyway. That still is a pretty nice ass on the one I posted on your Facebook wall.

Plus he posted a photo of a Milf dildoing herself on a sector9 longboard. Ha

Want me to flag his profile so you can retain the Monopoly on #nightlurkers until you return? Jk. Instawar.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 21st, 2011 at 10:27PM PST
Yihaaw.Things will be moving in new direction.When fends explode.
Posted By: Braynfloss on October 22nd, 2011 at 02:11AM PST
Posted By: ima on October 22nd, 2011 at 07:01AM PST
Damn a lot is going on in this post! So much vagina and Christianity!lol

Speaking of Milfs, I think I'm going to have sex with my first one! She's 35. Idk. lol
Posted By: Josiah on October 22nd, 2011 at 10:41AM PST

Take pics. Then show us
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 22nd, 2011 at 09:14PM PST
Ed's next book. Vagina and Christianity.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 22nd, 2011 at 09:18PM PST
Good job Josiah! Congrats!
Posted By: ed on October 23rd, 2011 at 12:50AM PST
So a Milf is actually just a girl that is somewhat older
and more experienced than you are, right?
It´s not only about a more widened vagina?Is it?
I mean a 15 year old could be a mom ( you probably wouldn´t like to f.)

35...I´m almost 35.
I´m not a dad, but what´s the male version of it?
A Dilf? A Filf?Haha.

Well, obviously it´s something special, so... congrats Josiah!
You gonna be a man soon, hahaha!
Posted By: S on October 23rd, 2011 at 02:01AM PST
You see the episode where Jason Lee tries to find a DILF for an old classmate he used to make fun of?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 23rd, 2011 at 09:26AM PST
An Earl Episode? No I haven´t.
So it´s officially called Dilf?
Posted By: S on October 23rd, 2011 at 10:16AM PST
lol Thanks guys!

Yea I'm pretty excited. It's a little weird Cause I'm 22 and she also has a son that's 18 but I would say I'm pretty mature for a 22 year old. She seems not to care though.

I'll do my best to get some pics!lol

Well for me it's about her being more experienced.I've only been with two women. I'm pretty picky when comes to having sex.
Posted By: Josiah on October 23rd, 2011 at 02:37PM PST
You can buy your new step son a Toy Machine

So he can go outside and skate while you slam his mom.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 23rd, 2011 at 03:14PM PST
Jgonz´s killing the romantic here...(but I almost shit my pants laughing)

But he´s right.Great pick.A new skate buddy AND a vagina.
What more can you ask for?

Another positive aspect is that she already has a grown up child
so she won´t aks you for that job soon and he´ll probably move
out in a year or two.
Posted By: S on October 23rd, 2011 at 04:37PM PST
Ed, I just read that Chromeball Interview and realized something funny.
I didn´t know you put up these dick polaroids on that art show in 1994...

Last year I was asked to participate in an small group art show.
Most of the people were graffiti writers, coming from hiphop culture.
They asked me what I want to show there and I thought about it for some
while since I don´t do graffiti and what would fit there.They knew about my photography, illustrations and products I do but left it up to me to decide what to put there.So after our first meeting I realized these guys were pretty close minded and trapped in their hiphop homophobic attitude.Everyone was acting cool and dropping homophopic terms all the time and trying to show they have balls with what they do.So I thought about making a photo of my dick print it A2 and just hang it there to actually show balls.So I did.Not really, cause they won´t let me!The day everyone prepared their walls I went there with this framed dick of mine and wanted to put in on a wall and the girl! who curated the whole event came up to me (after I saw and heard she talked to some of the guys) that she doesn´t like the idea.
I tried to explain my intention but it made no sense, I was outnumbered.
She said the main reason was there would be lots of kids in the audience...But I knew these "big balls" guys just had a problem with a guy
that actually wanted to show his balls.And from whispering corners I heard the word gay quite a few times. So I didn´t participated in that merry event, but it was worth doing it.

Funny we had a similar experience...
Posted By: S on October 24th, 2011 at 03:12AM PST
We want to see beautiful european autumn!
Posted By: HB fans on October 24th, 2011 at 07:06AM PST
Autumn in fact is beautiful over here right now!
Posted By: S on October 24th, 2011 at 08:41AM PST
They were just mad your dick was way bigger.

You don't need to paint walls illegally to prove your girth.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 24th, 2011 at 10:01AM PST
lea-ves!, lea-ves!, lea-ves!...
Posted By: HB fans on October 24th, 2011 at 10:11AM PST
You´re thinking bout my nose? ...
Well, you´re drawing a wrong conclusion here...

What I thought was ( and let me cite some famous artist here)
"A little cock never hurt nobody"
So there was actually no need for them to be upset.
Posted By: S on October 24th, 2011 at 11:38AM PST
Josiah, did you seal the deal yet with the milf? haha

Inquiring minds need to know
Posted By: Mike on October 24th, 2011 at 02:46PM PST
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