A young waif squishing through the sweaty masses.
Tourists go home says the guy from La Mirada.
The heathens and the Christians come to flaunt thier lifestyles in public.
"I just got crowd-groped!"
Are you ready to spend eternity in hell for being alive? You better follow me and do as I say if you want to live after you die. And you will help me have a better afterlife too.