Suburban Halloween 2011
Having a niece allows me to take part in a pumpkin carving party.
I think the ickyness of the pumpkin innards were grossing Sophia out.
Scrape it out... Photos by Deanna Templeton
Sophia, Trenton, and Natasha going at it.
Seeds ready for roasting.
Halloween activities complete with live black cat.
"I'm not bad luck!"
Bad luck doesn't exist.
Lemme put some pumpkin goo on your fur...
Helpful tip: Don't use a permanent marker to draw your lines, it's hard to wash off.
"Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on." -River Phoenix
"Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin." -Simone Schwarz-Bart
"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion." -Henry David Thoreau
"Charlie Brown is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." -Chris Rock
"There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world." -Jean Baudrillard
It's a miracle no fingers were severed...
"We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean." -Loretta Lynn
The girls sit back and relax.
"Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for halloween everyday." -Gwen Stefani
The finished product.
"If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween." -Doug Coupland
No Current Exhibitions...
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New interview about Teenage Kissers over at AMERICAN PHOTO<<<
Teenage Kissers interview - i-D magazine
A very nice piece/interview by Oliver Pelling
Interview on Art Rebels.com
Interview: Paradigm Magazine...
6 Video Interviews From Italy
Deformer on American Suburb X
The Seconds Pass book.
Teenage Kissers Book
Read a review of the Seconds Pass book
And a LA Times review of the Seconds Pass Exhibition
The Cemetery of Reason book, with a sneak peek
Review of Drinking the Kool-Aid - Out of Print
Litmus Test Book - Photos from Russia
Video - 1999
Some video from the Budapest exhibition.
Deanna's Blog
Deanna Templeton Facebook Fan Page
Dennis McGrath's Blog-------> get his book!
Ed and Deanna's Food Blog
Ashley B's blog Milk Teeths
Grant Hatfield's Blog------> And he has a NEW ZINE too!
Toy Machine Sock Team on Facebook
All the Vegan shoes by Emerica <-----!!!
Get rare zines from Australia...
Alleged Press
Hamburger Eyes
E. Templeton on Facebook
Cul-de-Sac of Lameness
Tiny Vices Portfolio
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New interview about Teenage Kissers over at AMERICAN PHOTO<<<
Teenage Kissers interview - i-D magazine
A very nice piece/interview by Oliver Pelling
Interview on Art Rebels.com
Interview: Paradigm Magazine...
6 Video Interviews From Italy
Deformer on American Suburb X
The Seconds Pass book.
Teenage Kissers Book
Read a review of the Seconds Pass book
And a LA Times review of the Seconds Pass Exhibition
The Cemetery of Reason book, with a sneak peek
Review of Drinking the Kool-Aid - Out of Print
Litmus Test Book - Photos from Russia
Video - 1999
Some video from the Budapest exhibition.
Deanna's Blog
Deanna Templeton Facebook Fan Page
Dennis McGrath's Blog-------> get his book!
Ed and Deanna's Food Blog
Ashley B's blog Milk Teeths
Grant Hatfield's Blog------> And he has a NEW ZINE too!
Toy Machine Sock Team on Facebook
All the Vegan shoes by Emerica <-----!!!
Get rare zines from Australia...
Alleged Press
Hamburger Eyes
E. Templeton on Facebook
Cul-de-Sac of Lameness
Tiny Vices Portfolio
Posted October 28th, 2011 by Toy Machine pumpkin's ©tm
Fuck. I just came home from walking to Safeway. I was gonna get a pumpkin. But it was 7 dollars and they only had 3 left. Oh well. In not even handing out candies.
I want to put my penis in that sect eye hole.
I want to put my penis in that sect eye hole.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 28th, 2011 at 08:47PM PST
It would fit.
Posted By: ed on October 28th, 2011 at 10:46PM PST
You can really tell by Ed´s happy face fisting that plant that he´s a vegan.
"It would fit". If you say so...
I witnessed an interesting situation yesterday night...
I drove up the entry and in the beam of the headlights I saw my neighbour`s black cat sitting infront of some other light-colored fluffy animal. First I thought it was another cat, but it was bigger, so I
thought it might be a dog, but as I got closer I could see it was a fox.
They were sitting there like they were playing backgammon, starring at each other.
I quietly opened the door trying to get a shot, but he slowly walked away.
What a great photo I missed.
But now I know we have foxes in Cologne. In the city.
Awesome.
"It would fit". If you say so...
I witnessed an interesting situation yesterday night...
I drove up the entry and in the beam of the headlights I saw my neighbour`s black cat sitting infront of some other light-colored fluffy animal. First I thought it was another cat, but it was bigger, so I
thought it might be a dog, but as I got closer I could see it was a fox.
They were sitting there like they were playing backgammon, starring at each other.
I quietly opened the door trying to get a shot, but he slowly walked away.
What a great photo I missed.
But now I know we have foxes in Cologne. In the city.
Awesome.
Posted By: S on October 29th, 2011 at 01:20AM PST
Super! Today I used just candle but only for blunt. Unfortunately I am not using the pumpkins in my country cause different type of celebrating Halloween.
Posted By: coincidence? on October 29th, 2011 at 09:42AM PST
I was too late in getting a pumpkin this year. Because of the hurricane, there wasn't too much to begin with, but also what was left was pretty shitty. I love making jack o lanterns too. Oh well haha
I always wanna wear a costume and shit, but i can never pick one to wear, plus even if I do, it pretty much never happens anyway. Wonder what the toy team is gonna be wearing for halloween, guess I'll have to wait til the pictures get put up.
Those are some good looking pumpkins....I can see why JGawnz is getting all randy.
I always wanna wear a costume and shit, but i can never pick one to wear, plus even if I do, it pretty much never happens anyway. Wonder what the toy team is gonna be wearing for halloween, guess I'll have to wait til the pictures get put up.
Those are some good looking pumpkins....I can see why JGawnz is getting all randy.
Posted By: Mike on October 29th, 2011 at 10:06AM PST
Man. The kind of conversations we have here on this blog. When the content is as innocent as children carving pumpkins.
2nd photo is funny. You look like you're having a lot of fun. And therw's animals and another person partially in the frame. Family stuff.
2nd photo is funny. You look like you're having a lot of fun. And therw's animals and another person partially in the frame. Family stuff.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 29th, 2011 at 10:30AM PST
HAHA pumpkin sex. Well as for me the pumpkins are plentiful here in Tejas! I'm actually gonna go today and get some. I will post some pics later!
Hope the demo goes good! I know it will!
WTF was pretty bad ass! Angel is off the team?
Hope the demo goes good! I know it will!
WTF was pretty bad ass! Angel is off the team?
Posted By: Josiah on October 29th, 2011 at 11:07AM PST
ps
I want a black cat! Every witch needs a black cat!
I want a black cat! Every witch needs a black cat!
Posted By: Josiah on October 29th, 2011 at 11:08AM PST
Thanks Jgonz on that milf advice!
Posted By: Josiah keeps talking on October 29th, 2011 at 11:09AM PST
I've never carved a pumpkin before...
What kinda bullshit is that?
Good sect punkins.
What kinda bullshit is that?
Good sect punkins.
Posted By: Jacob on October 29th, 2011 at 06:50PM PST
Hey Ed,
check my homies halloween costume!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-APhrv0ixuyQ/Tq1LBsJRg_I/AAAAAAAAbqU/qjYsKaYJYYE/s1600/P1020528.JPG
There's some more pics on here www.bloganddie.blogspot.com
Nice pumpkins!
check my homies halloween costume!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-APhrv0ixuyQ/Tq1LBsJRg_I/AAAAAAAAbqU/qjYsKaYJYYE/s1600/P1020528.JPG
There's some more pics on here www.bloganddie.blogspot.com
Nice pumpkins!
Posted By: Sam Taylor on October 30th, 2011 at 06:54AM PST
http://cdn4b.youjizz.com/videos/4/e/a/9/0/4ea906126cd90.mp4
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 30th, 2011 at 07:20AM PST
Haha Jgonz that video is so awesome!
Posted By: Josiah on October 30th, 2011 at 11:19AM PST
Hallow-EEEEeeeeeeEen
Posted By: Danzig on October 30th, 2011 at 10:34PM PST
This is how my Halloween went! I'm wearing a Toy shirt!
http://youtu.be/gxTpU1OE_dw
http://youtu.be/gxTpU1OE_dw
Posted By: Josiah on October 31st, 2011 at 08:11PM PST
