Through the things these affluent douche-bags throw away I cobble together my existence.
"The delicate balance between modesty and conceit is popularity." -Max Beerbohm
The yellow dot of modesty. Yours truly at a younger and skinnier form.
"It is strange that modesty is the rule for women when what they most value in men is boldness." -Ninon de Lenclos
"Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are." -Muhammad Ali
Peel off sticker to see half-chub.
"I wonder what that half-chub looks like?"
"Am I eating chicken or tuna?" -Jessica Simpson
"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed." -Bill Maher
"I think it's a pretty good day if I can get through it without lifting a finger." -Jane Kaczmarek