A young herpetologist brought his reptiles to the beach to be fondled by lummoxes.
"Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art and culture is concerned." -Billy Higgins
Contemplating ones life choices can be a dangerous exercise for some.
"I think that most artists are leaning towards fragile idiots." -Josh Silver
"Only idiots refuse to change their minds." -Brigitte Bardot
"Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it." -Albert Brooks
"To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought." -Bruce McCulloch
"All art is quite useless." -Oscar Wilde
"An Adult faith does not follow the waves of fashion and the latest novelties." -Pope Benedict XVI