Prevent this Travesty

That's what you get for longboarding.
"Violence does, in truth, recoil upon the violent, and the schemer falls into the pit which he digs for another." -Arthur Conan Doyle
"Violence is my last option." -Chuck Norris
Posted March 22nd, 2012 by Unless it's a Toy Machine longboard, do we make those?
Ha-Ha! ( In a Nelson Muntz voice)
Posted By: S on March 22nd, 2012 at 01:10PM PST
Make dill-doe longboards.
A different color and shape for each team member.
Posted By: Eggs McManus on March 22nd, 2012 at 02:51PM PST
I want one shaped like a blue banana
Posted By: john on March 22nd, 2012 at 03:58PM PST
Please don\'t do what Santa Cruz is doing. Imagine Emmanuel Guzman getting his box of product. And he has to choose between a screaming foot and Homer simpson's head.
Money bumps are back.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 22nd, 2012 at 11:46PM PST
This is my sister Becky, she's 21 and has the intellect of a 10 year old. She digs The Machine!

I know I said I'm gonna stop commenting as much but only cause I wanna venture on a different route. I want to get better at skating so I can ride for Toy, if Ed agrees.
Posted By: Josiah on March 23rd, 2012 at 12:19AM PST
Bit harsh- hope they're ok.
Posted By: Craig on March 23rd, 2012 at 02:20AM PST
Dan Lu is am. 5050'd El Toro.

1up him, Josiah. ha. Back Tail bs flip on El Toro. Heath Kirchart tribute. mad street cred.

dudes. I have some embarassing shit to admit. I went to this metal show last night. and. they had this promotion the first 20 people to get into the show got a free Monster. I got a fuckin blue one and my friend got a green one. I drank that shit. It's like super Kool Aid. you know. the color is the flavor.

Eggs. YES!
Ever since I was 13 i've always wanted to skate a dick board. shit. ha. but it would be fucked if the dick boards had pubes the color of the corresponding pro's hair.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 23rd, 2012 at 11:26PM PST
Imagine in a strange twist. Josiah goes pro for LE.

or sadly falls into Pro skater limbo on Foundation.
doesn't that one guy on FOSKCO always ride Toy boards anyway?

New forrest footy. Toy Fist deck.

I love how much of a shitbag he is.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 23rd, 2012 at 11:44PM PST
Every pro secretly wants to ride for toy.

Thumbs up to the metal show, but down to the monster. My local shop had a promotion like that, but every person there got it for free. Yeah I drank one too. It taste like bubbles, if bubbles had a flavor.

Josiah on LE lol. I didn't even Le was actually up and running until yesterday.
Posted By: john on March 24th, 2012 at 09:35AM PST
Metal show? Whats the bands name? Did you head bang?

Le? SSSHittt naw I wouldn't fit in, and I don't like to party that much. Le is like a knock off of Deathwish/Baker er something.

I like Foundation too. I feel like toy sells a lot more though,which is kinda why I like FOSKO, just cause it's not as popular.
Posted By: Josiah on March 24th, 2012 at 09:46AM PST
Forrest must live at that park. He's so good.
Posted By: Josiah on March 24th, 2012 at 09:57AM PST
What\'s up with this? Did he hit somebody or get hit?

My homies at Liberty Boardshop had Tony & Nick cruise in for an LE signing.. I didn\'t end up staying.

Dick boards. So sick.

& why are you walking shit television???
Posted By: Jacob on March 24th, 2012 at 10:52AM PST
What actually happened here? haha

Josiah! I'm glad you're back, even though you never left. Don't cold turkey this shit. I love the stories you have and your input, you are beautiful, no matter what they say.

Dick boards would be hilarious.

I finally fucking got my "Forays" book. I ordered Litmus Test with it and that took a while to get. Both books are sick. JGroinz- was your Litmus Test paperback? I thought I was getting a hardcover and turns out I got a paperback. Still psyched to see the photos.

Ed, you coming to New York this summer? I got more books for you to sign haha
Posted By: Mike on March 24th, 2012 at 07:13PM PST
Yessir. Litmus test was paper back. I think the only hardcover temptster book I have is Deformer. I only have a couple books anyway though. but have been getting the recent releases.

Nope. I didn't head bang. or MAWSH. the bands were just like small time local dudes. nothing really big. basement show.seems as though TOMS have become popular amongst the metal kids crowd recently. yep. monsters are bubbly drinks. and what was gross was smelling everybody's acidic burps. ewwwyy. are MONSTER drinks vegan?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 24th, 2012 at 09:01PM PST
Josiah can be LE's version of Theotis. jk. I wonder if LE would be down to make a tie dye dick board.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 24th, 2012 at 09:06PM PST
I've never had a monster. but I had redbull when I was a kid, and it tasted like if bubblegum could piss and then carbonate that. Never again. Never again
Posted By: Mike on March 24th, 2012 at 09:20PM PST
haha Thanks Mike! Your Beautiful too babe!(jk bout the babe part)

Dude I'm gonna beat up Theotis one of these days.

Local shows are always fun!

I need to get that Litmus test. I got two copies of Forrays. I still need to get Deformer and The Golden age of Neglect.
Posted By: Josiah on March 24th, 2012 at 11:28PM PST
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