Joining Forces and Suburbia

Two things, a wedding, and more local shots...
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"The earth belongs to the living, not to the dead." -Thomas Jefferson
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"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write something worth reading or do things worth writing." -Benjamin Franklin
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"Contemplation seems to be about the only luxury that costs nothing." -Dodie Smith
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Take away the sand and put this exact scene in front of a fireplace in a mountain cabin and then we're talking.
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"Personally, I don't like watching violence. I'd much rather see more skin." -Cameron Diaz
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"Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise." -Mary Kay Ash
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"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so." -William Shakespeare
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Alex and Frankie at the wedding of Aaron Rose and Lucy Goodwin.
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Spying on Terry at Aaron's wedding.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." -E. B. White
Posted March 26th, 2012 by The future is ready to be screwed by all of us.
Do you cry at weddings? My girlfriend has been talking about getting married lately. I've already been married once, to my high school sweetheart. six months later we split and got a divorce. Our wedding was so cheap, my ring turned my finger green. We got married at the Holiday Inn. It was horrible. My new girlfriend is way better though, I'd marry her.
Posted By: Josiah on March 26th, 2012 at 11:55AM PST
Did you and Deanna have a big wedding?
Posted By: Josiah on March 26th, 2012 at 12:01PM PST
Tree shadow is my favorite. I love shadow shots. Grant took one of a group shadow against a wall, & I love it.

Josiah, how old are you?
I've been engaged, & it was fun, but there are way more things to do & see I feel. I need to do "me" for a while before I can do "we". It's when they start talking about babies... How can something sound so beautiful & awful at the same time? Trips me out.

Alex Olsen rackin' the hot babes.
I just had a wonderful week with a model.
She's Romanian, with unshaven legs & armpits, which I find pretty bold & sexy. We spent a week in her van, exploring around, drinking bottles & bottles two buck Chuck, having spectacular sex all night, smoking tons of pot, looking for trouble, having heart-felts... Moral of this story, models like musky skateboarders. Stop wearing deodorant & grow some facial hair!

Terry's awesome & all, but man, is he one lucky son of a bitch with a good camera...

Ed, I'm (hopefully) having a solo show at a coffee shop called Coffee Collaborative in Isla Vista, CA, coming up soon. Any pointers you could possibly spare? I'm kinda scared...

Thank you.
Posted By: Jacob on March 26th, 2012 at 12:33PM PST
I want to go to jacob's show!

Ed is blowing it if he doesn't go.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 26th, 2012 at 01:07PM PST
2 and a half hour ride. lol.

Alex Perelson. damn. He looks like your child in that video. dorkin around in the van. strangling him with your templeton 2's or w/e. It's like Olson grows that Conan beard to make himself less attractive to be like everybody else. Chanel bag. He's got the Nike money for it now.

Terry. The king of Tumblr.
seems like he blew up recently. what has he been doing this whole time?
I saw on his wikipedia article about making girls touch his penis. ha.

UCK
ME
Kermit.

is it just the health food stores where i live. or do people seriously go shopping around wearing rolled the fuck up Carhartts and overalls? I had this dude come in with a north face jacket, hair and beard white like Einstein. and some like burkentsotcks or whatever. and he threw a fit that the annie's lasagna wasn't 1.99 and it was 3.29. he said we were making up prices when in fact the new freezer dude fucked up by not labeling it. anway. I feel like hippies, despite the image of being "super chill" get mad like everyone else. plus this dude that raged at me for getting something wrong about Dolmas. god. damn.

The Peggy Honeywell? cool.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 26th, 2012 at 08:54PM PST
http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/2277/spanky22.jpg
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 26th, 2012 at 09:25PM PST
Is "The future is ready to be screwed by all of us." referring to global warming? I'm taking this meteorology class and my teacher is getting us all involved in understanding how thoroughly fucked we are.

Congratulations on the show Jacob.

JGonz just challenged Ed The Templeton to go to the art show. We all saw it.

Did anyone see Loiter Squad? Pretty funny, and not completely horrible.

I laughed at that supermarket story. Supermarkets and gas stations are places everyone has to go to....you see all the weirds and all the normals and semi-normals. So with seeing everyone comes seeing all the various moods they're in. It sucks sometimes haha.

Also, Jacob...I don't believe that story with the model and exploring for a week. Girls aren't fun. If they were, why are there misogynists ?
Posted By: Mike on March 26th, 2012 at 10:04PM PST
Woah Congrats Jacob! Damn Jacob, dating models and shit!

I'm gonna be 23 next month. I got married when I was 18 and divorced by 20. I was legally married for two years but we broke up about 6 months after we got married.

Dude that Spanky pic is so funny.

Mike, do you have a Tumblr?
Posted By: Josiah on March 26th, 2012 at 10:50PM PST
LolololololoL

Hm. I saw part of the end of Loiter Squad. I thought it was meh. I think I need to re watch it since I started near the end and didn't have the audio on. Only caught like 3 minutes.

Josiah is going to hell now. For breaking holy matrimony. Since slaughtering aminals and mutilating their corpse is ok. Says the bible. Don't argue it, jeHOMO's witness. Protestent turds. Jk.

Jacob's story totally convinces anybody about to get married. To not. Hairy Romanian girl that's DTF in your mini van instead of backpacks and Capri suns. Dude. Idk. They both sound dope. Live your life. Since it never matters.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 27th, 2012 at 12:08AM PST
Tell me more about what this meteorologist has to say

That's a good way to explain it. No matter who the fuck you are you buy gas and eat food. In other words. Rats in their trap. At least I somewhat orchestrate. But all the cheese is headed towards the queen rat. And I'm blindly handing it over. But take my revenge by checking instagram in the bathroom when I'm supposed to be cleaning it. So punk rock.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 27th, 2012 at 12:11AM PST
Someone send a link or Info to Jacob's show, how did I miss it? Resend it and I'll link it up!
Posted By: ed on March 27th, 2012 at 12:52AM PST
Most of the people I know that want to be married are gay.
Wich is kinda absurd, since the church hates gays and what they
stand for.
Guess it has something to do with social acceptance and being
intergrated and live a "normal" life.

I don´t think I´ll ever be married.I´m too scared ruining a happy relationship.
Posted By: S on March 27th, 2012 at 01:55AM PST
Coffee collaborative is the venue for jakers' show.
I just asked him on FB. I wanna see some bloggage action of his work.

Josiah needs an art show of his meat pics. bring art to tejas. but for real. those cell phone carnage pics are gnar. people need to see where their food comes from.
S,lolz. yep. I don't want marriage or kids. it's the woman that always trick you into it. and don't committed couples last longer than married ones or something? like marriage is something that sets up expectations in everybody's head. more pressure

I learned the word FUPA a couple of weeks ago.
FAT
UPPER
PUBIC
AREA

STINKY ITCHY HAIRY FUPA
SWEATY FUPA
Aprons and FUPAs
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 27th, 2012 at 09:35AM PST
This video is basically my department in a nutshell, it explains the whole process but we do it by the truck loads with million dollar machines.

This video put my department out of biz.

What I do is watch 60 pound boxes of this stuff, I am a scale operator.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wshlnRWnf30

This video is making a lot of people probably go vegan.
Posted By: Josiah on March 27th, 2012 at 10:18AM PST
I can't wait for Jacob's show! If I ever made a art show in Texas about beef I would be hanged. I'd probably be on the news though, I'd be sure to wear a Toy shirt too!
Posted By: Josiah on March 27th, 2012 at 10:19AM PST
BTW I like the Alex Olsen photo!
Posted By: Josiah on March 27th, 2012 at 12:07PM PST
So, the show has no date as of yet.
All that came out of the owner's mouth after I asked him if I could put a piece up on the wall was "well, we could just have an exhibition instead..." I was in awe.

I'll keep you guys posted, because even I don't know when it will be. Most of it will be new work.

And Mike, it did happen, man. The gorgeous ones that are awesome tend to be dangerous territory. It was kinda too good to be true, but damn was it true & good for a solid week. Can't complain. & I haven't dated any models, just slept with them. Rule of thumb, don't date models. There are way better women out there that don't need a gorgeous face. Find a girl that smiles with her eyes, then you know you have a gem.
Posted By: Jacob on March 27th, 2012 at 01:15PM PST
Deanna smiles with her eyes.
Posted By: ed on March 27th, 2012 at 03:16PM PST
Eww. Gross. I'm thinking about those photo shops where they put mouths where their eyes are.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 27th, 2012 at 06:36PM PST
There have been several times where I've sat & hung out with Deanna at demos or shows, & she is a gem.
Posted By: Jacob on March 27th, 2012 at 07:45PM PST
I don't have a tumblr. but I think maybe I should start one. Need a good name though. Should I even get one?

JCobz- I believe you, its just....it sounded too good to be true haha.

I like how Ed got all lovey dovey and JGonz got grossed out. I've seen those pictures though. They make me laugh. Am I fucked up? haha
Posted By: Mike on March 27th, 2012 at 11:29PM PST
http://photoshopnews.com/2008/01/03/mouth-eyes-pictures%E2%80%93eeek/
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 28th, 2012 at 09:47AM PST
Good on you Jacob! Good luck with the show.
Congrats to Aaron and Lucy! Great things ahead.
I never thought I'd find the one but I did. I let life bring her to me. And then I found my best friend. Better than I thought could ever happen in a lifetime.
When it's right, it's right. And when it's right it's easy because you never have to hide anything or ever not be yourself. You take the ride of life together.
Mushy mush mush to all of you.
Posted By: Eggs McManus on March 28th, 2012 at 09:51AM PST
Mike start a Tumblr dude! Call it de los muertos!!!

Jcobz!lol

Ok Jgonz took that smiling with yours eyes to a whole other level, thats some twilight zone shit.lol

Eggs is a ladies man/romantic.
Posted By: Josiah on March 28th, 2012 at 10:04AM PST
I'm gonna marry Stacy.

http://stacymichelson.tumblr.com/
Posted By: Josiah on March 28th, 2012 at 10:09AM PST
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=177514508981271
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 29th, 2012 at 07:56AM PST
Looking at that video makes me want to get marrried.
Posted By: S on March 29th, 2012 at 11:35AM PST
It's pointless since you don't want to have a boner in front of your bros.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 29th, 2012 at 01:08PM PST
Finally, some wedding photos!
Posted By: Garry on March 29th, 2012 at 06:43PM PST
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