Anyone remember Brad Hayes
? He's a security guard at Perq's bar now!
"Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent." -Ambrose Bierce
"Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it's set a rolling it must increase." -Charles Caleb Colton
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder." -Demetri Martin
"I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless." -Kim Kardashian
in the South Coast Plaza parking lot...
"You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach." -Jim Steinman
"I want to show that the dividing lines between sanity and mental illness have been drawn in the wrong place." -Anthony Storr
"For too long we have swept the problems of mental illness under the carpet... and hoped that they would go away." -Richard J. Codey
The fake Matterhorn.
Passing time by watching young women play beach volleyball in tiny bikinis.
"I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day." -Cameron Diaz
"Can I tell you how strange it is to look in your rearview mirror and see guys in cars tailing you?" -David Schwimmer
"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it." -Garrison Keillor
Posted May 22nd, 2012 by Walk while you can young men...