Back Home in California

In the Huntington Beach hyper-environment.
Matt B slowly enjoying his potential cancer in a dark ditch in the depths of Nevada.
A singing fuzz-helmet on the HB pier.
"If there's an intellectual highway, there's also an intellectual subway." -Stanley Crouch
"A useless life is an early death." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The scene just before Summer breaks looking south towards Newport Beach and Mexico. The Edison plant pumps the electricity to charge our dildos.
It's rare to see a normal board now.
A surfer glides...
Josh dances in the background, as a young woman gets a lesson in the art of ring riding, the hottest new trend in useless hippy skills.
One thing you don't see when you are away from the So-Cal coast is heavy doses of bare skin. But in Huntington Beach we are a font of freely flowing flesh.
"Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it." -Jules Renard
Captain Soncho is a local celeb now.
"Guitar playing isn't really for everybody." -Brad Paisley
"I left Montana in Spring of 1866, for Utah, arriving at Salt Lake city during the summer." -Calamity Jane
I just came to watch.
The world is a fucking hard place for some, and basic for others. If we could narrow down the reason why we could make some real progress toward alleviating that. Is it only genetics and DNA? The luck of the draw?
Diego shows his hipper (and some balls) while Deanna looks on with chagrin.
This pier is a dead end my young friend. The adventures that await you are the other way.
In Vegas there was a dance music festival, and the girls were is some jacked gear.
Posted June 26th, 2012 by The crusty and old
fuck yeah!! i met the captain soncho downtown last week!! that kids a fuckin badass mother fucker!! he took my photo and gave a sticker!! i hope to see this kid more!! i told him he should do a art show! but fuck yea Ed and soncho taking over downtown huntington beach!!!!
Posted By: john on June 26th, 2012 at 10:51PM PST
I was about to go crazy. Been a while without a full post Instacomments and FB likes don't cut it.
Summer..uh. I should probably do something. but. Have to work. Gas, food, college. The exchange of time that allows you to live. Results may vary. Life sucks? i live the life of a U.S. citizen,things just don't buy themselves. I'm blabbing.

First photo is great. It's one of those photos that are really good but a comment can't do it justice as to how much I like it. Or maybe I suck for not being able to use this keyboard to explain myself.

Charge our dildos? ha. The power plant fucks the earth and then we fuck ourselves with a plastic tool in place of the phallus. The industrial revolution wasn't for nothing.
PS. are dildos that hi-tech now? That you can put them on your charging station and shit.

I bet that guy would look way fatter without all that hair. I need to lose like 10 pounds. fuck.

I just finished watching This is My Element then came here to find this post. Collin Provost was like the same,but so tiny. I forgot he even rode for Element.

Hippy Skill.
All the types of farmers. the trucker hat flannel wrangler farmers. then the kitschy rolled up overalls farmer. I had a teacher that was a total farmer dude. He said there isn't any difference between organic and regular apples. then I had a science teacher that said that organic and regular fruits, berries whatever but I'm sure it applies to apples. taste different because certain fruits have their genetics modified to grow larger so like the gene responsible for flavor doesn't increase with size so the flavor is dispersed over more area so there is less taste. GMO's. Gluten. I'm not really aware of these things. I've read a little about Gluten but the websites seem pretty crazy and polarized. and I don't really fear GMO's that much. Should I?

Whenever I'm in 75 plus degree weather I feel like I just want to be naked. I'm not used to that shit. I guess I'm a pussy in the heat.

Suspenders and Highwaters. Hasn't updated his kit since the 60's. It's fun seeing people stuck in time with their dress choices.

What's inside Soncho's bolsa.

Guitar player must look gnarly naked.

Fat girl got a back lip on that rail. JK.
shit. imagine the body image issues she is going to have/has. A lot of our life is wasted with these thoughts that everybody has had that has existed before you. nothing new. Dick too small, stomach too fat, nose too big, eyebrows too hairy, teeth too crooked. Or how was it before the TV came along. ok probably not TV but print media and shit. who knows. I guess the bible maybe even? any religion before that? Anything that has ever told you how you should act? I guess even the first clans of bipeds suffered. "ooh,oh,uh,ooohoh" the first blog post on a cave wall. "my boobs r 2 small"

I just watch to came

man. so like, this girl i've been seeing. She was drinking with this sixteen year old kid. then she kissed him. she's 24. i'm 19. this situation is stupid. i'm done. the romance of an internet commentator.

Vietnam veteran. Bible quote. Establishing credibility as a righteous human being. My tank of gas is more important than your empty plate of food. Get a job, since I'm killing yours by taking advantage of all the great prices at WallMart. I'm saving money by you not getting a paycheck.jk. so easy to dismiss beggars as drug addicts. move along,another persons suffering is just gonna bum me out. too busy tallying my Instagram likes.

Ha. butcher's balls.
Nike SBalls
Pretty sick he got to hang with the Toy Crew for a while. I just bought Bezerker/Sucking the Life off of Amazon. Unilever washes whiter.

Hairy shins. looks like something an aztec would wear. ABD brah.

Kevin is on Insta. we are in a new age.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on June 26th, 2012 at 11:01PM PST
That's a fake Kevin. Some girl did it for him.
Posted By: ed on June 27th, 2012 at 12:13AM PST
Isn´t it always fake when a girl does it for you?

Yeah, lame.
Good morning everybody.
Posted By: S on June 27th, 2012 at 01:17AM PST
Fake Kevin also sounds like some interesting technique.
Oh god, don´t get me started.
Have to work now.
Hi Ed.
Posted By: S on June 27th, 2012 at 01:19AM PST
someone stole my name

Cool post, Matt's photo is my favorite.
Posted By: john on June 27th, 2012 at 10:00AM PST
Goddamn. Look how handsome JLee is these days

fuck. now that he doesn't have to have the Earl hair. Get him on Brostyle and TMST
Posted By: Jgonzalez on June 27th, 2012 at 03:08PM PST
That first photo is so awesome. The outlines......damn. Great shot.

"The scene just before Summer breaks looking south towards Newport Beach and Mexico. The Edison plant pumps the electricity to charge our dildos."

If I was drinking something, I would have spit it out. Fucking hilarious. The post was so normal, not expecting that. Thanks for the laugh. Also, I too did not know dildos can be charged now JRod. The future....

The one of the girl smoking is a new classic teenage smoker picture.

Mallrats was on the t.v. the other day. Had to stop and watch Ethan Suplee complain about not seeing the sailboat. I have to watch that movie again, I barely remember it.

That dude playing the guitar standing up....He had leg braces....I think... I can tell by the way he's standing. Just like some kid I know who used to have leg braces.

Posted By: Mike on June 27th, 2012 at 08:48PM PST
Oh shit, yeah. I drew you, Ed. I posted it on instagram and Josiah tagged you in it. It was a shitty unfinished pencil sketch I drew a year ago. You don't have to like it haha, I just wanted to know if you even saw it
Posted By: Mike on June 27th, 2012 at 08:49PM PST
Disregard the last comment. I'm sounding like a creep
Posted By: Mike on June 27th, 2012 at 09:16PM PST
Whats up with that chick with that scooter? lol

Diego is amazing. He's carrying the whole Argentinian skate scene on his back.

@Mike that dawing is cool.

Wait so that's not Kevin??? Looks just like him.

Speaking of "This is my Element", Collin is so good. I bet he's gonna win Real Street. He's truly blessed.

Soncho is on a whole other level. He's gonna be really famous in skateboarding someday.
Posted By: Josiah on June 27th, 2012 at 09:54PM PST
Matt B is really cool too. I'm gonna get his Signature shoes and pants.

I really wanna learn Bennett grinds.

If I lived in HB, I'd skate and lurk the beaches fer dayz.
Posted By: Josiah on June 27th, 2012 at 09:57PM PST
Mike, what is your instagram handle?
Posted By: ed on June 27th, 2012 at 11:31PM PST
I find myself double-tapping on the pictures trying to like them.
Amateur hour.
Posted By: Devin on June 27th, 2012 at 11:53PM PST
DICKota Servold...
Posted By: aaaa on June 28th, 2012 at 01:55AM PST
Welcome baaaaaaaack.
I missed the HB black and whiteys.
Posted By: Eggs McManus on June 28th, 2012 at 07:36AM PST
Ed @sappypoopsongs .....haha
Posted By: Mike on June 28th, 2012 at 10:03AM PST
RVCA, LRG, JART, FLIP Demos and Christopher Street day!
all within the next 2 weeks?!

I love my town!

Yeah, I know you guys got that every other week.....
Posted By: S on June 28th, 2012 at 11:32AM PST
soncho's a fag!!
Posted By: ll on June 28th, 2012 at 09:55PM PST
Fuck you LL.

Don't come here to talk shit.

S, lucky. I've never been to a legit demo.The only Demo I've witnessed is a Christian based Company "Reliance" skateboards. Brian Sumner is on the team now.. I believe he live's in Hb, right??

My town sucks.

I quit my job at the beef plant! I'm stoked.
Posted By: Josiah on June 28th, 2012 at 10:27PM PST
I've never seen a demo. Santa Cruz came through once, but I didn't hear about it. Living behind the redwood curtain. I wished I saw Brent Atchley when he came through. I saw Neen though,before he blew up and was flow. Occasional Satori guys.

Where will the sea of life take Josiah. set your sail and navigate wisely.

S, you better come through with some sweet updates.

Dbriggs. Coming through with the comment, noiiiice.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on June 28th, 2012 at 11:21PM PST
jules renard has a whole list of awesome quotes....the one you've chosen is no exception.

also, i read some interview where you said something about liking john baldessari's work. if you haven't already seen it, you might enjoy the following:
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