Posted By: emo kid on April 23rd, 2006 at 05:52AM PST
Did I get the first comment or did he? On my computer it said 0 comments!
Posted By: Donald on April 23rd, 2006 at 05:54AM PST
hey ed, i was at the park today, good on you for stepping in and stopping that fight today. really great to see. skateboarders don't fight. we're all friends.
have fun in australia.
Posted By: jake on April 23rd, 2006 at 06:35AM PST
Where's my mind!?!
Posted By: christian on April 23rd, 2006 at 07:07AM PST
wooow, looks like the goa-party i stayed this morning.now i`m fucked up cause i slept in the train so i missed my station, ahhhh so drunken i go to bed thanks for everything...biatch
Posted By: luco on April 23rd, 2006 at 08:29AM PST
Posted By: toypawn on April 23rd, 2006 at 08:49AM PST
lets start a skatecore band and sing about chicks video games beer and SKATEBOARDING!
Posted By: J GAL on April 23rd, 2006 at 09:28AM PST
*Random fact* i want suffer the joy now.
Posted By: "Sonic" Lee on April 23rd, 2006 at 09:40AM PST
i like boobies
Posted By: ed on April 23rd, 2006 at 09:42AM PST
Ah man i can't tell you how bummed I am. I just rolled my ankle and can't even walk. What should I do?
Posted By: christian on April 23rd, 2006 at 01:27PM PST
does anyone care that i might be dying? its a far cry to Oz for help. God im bored. i dont have a number to call anyone. the shitmobile got robbed. waiting , waiting and waiting. when do you creeps get back?
Posted By: grif on April 23rd, 2006 at 02:15PM PST
griffin!!!! if i could skate id go to the hb park with you. what are you doing today? i can hang out!!! dont die.
wheres bambi when you need her most?
Posted By: pooks on April 23rd, 2006 at 03:06PM PST
thanks pooks. i went to the park and it was beat. i split my hip open and started to bleed through my pants so i had to go home. ring me up
Posted By: grif on April 23rd, 2006 at 04:01PM PST
i wish i had a hard on in melbourne
Posted By: queen on April 23rd, 2006 at 04:42PM PST
i was just making my rounds in Hollywood and ran into no other than Jean-Claude Van Dam. It was a sad sight i must say. my agent, Beth, introduced us. He has a son who skateboards and is a like 9th degree black belt. Van Dam said he is trying to produce a film which involves his teenage son's life of high school and after school. The troubles of a teen whos skating life gets him into trouble and the martial arts which gets him out. Over all he paid for lunch and i had a weird afternoon. Another weird fact i found out: Brandon Van Dam and Chris Segal ( son of no other than Steve) hang out on the regs. They both are skaters.
Posted By: grif on April 23rd, 2006 at 04:46PM PST
little man threw my ring down the sink. im in trouble.
Posted By: pooks on April 23rd, 2006 at 05:49PM PST
Just ask Viper to buy you a new one. A new sink. a new ring. a new little man. if viper wont do it, i say ask Grif to give you the intro to his new buddy, Jean Claude Van Damme. Check your spelling grif. I really hope that movie doesnt come out.
Posted By: Karate saved my marrage on April 23rd, 2006 at 05:55PM PST
today during the suns lakers game, they showed a kid in the stands with a toy shirt on. I was stoked!
LOYAL PAWNS UNITE!
Posted By: icantadd on April 23rd, 2006 at 06:02PM PST
vipey doesnt have any money. well, he does have a dollar, remember when he flashed it at us the other night outside of the bar? ohh vipes. no but seriously, jean claude van damn hes fine.
Posted By: pooks on April 23rd, 2006 at 06:54PM PST
everyone skate hb park at 1 tommorow ill be the guy with one arm doin laser flips over the pyramid
Posted By: turtlefart on April 23rd, 2006 at 08:23PM PST
I rolled my ankle on thursday. It sucks. Check out Bag Of Suck, it's not bad.
Posted By: turtle-boy on April 23rd, 2006 at 08:30PM PST
Vote boobies for pillows. huzzah
Posted By: Mega-Licious Man on April 23rd, 2006 at 11:19PM PST
Posted By: norway loves harmony.....nebrask on April 23rd, 2006 at 11:45PM PST
hi, cant wait till you guys get to SYDNEY best place to be in aussie land
look at www.pulserocks.org
if you in live in aus you better be there!!!
Posted By: r c on April 24th, 2006 at 02:22AM PST
the scarf brings out the color in ben franklins eyes.
Posted By: Josh O'Leary on April 24th, 2006 at 05:59AM PST
Wow I wish Washington had an effect like that on me, wait what I am I talking about, I'm in the land of hippies and its many plentiful fields full of weed!!
Posted By: SHMO on April 24th, 2006 at 06:51AM PST
Damn Good and Evil was so GOOD(and evil) i don't know how Suffer the Joy is gonna pass it up, but i bet it will.
I just saw Transworlds I.E.(i know its older but i'm catching up) and damn Diego killed it.
Posted By: Big Al on April 24th, 2006 at 09:12AM PST
ok so it is like 1 o clock and i will be looking for turtlefart doing lazerflips with one arm. man am i going to feel like an ass if this is true. i secretly hope it is. i wish i had the built to spill cd ( the new one) but i had to give it back to josh. i guessw i will just be rockin the Live album. still good still good. zack will bring the boom box ( do kids still call it a boom box?) god i am getting old and out dated. see you dudes there if you arent square. oh yeah and i think i will have my birthday party there this year. stay tuned for more info on that. josh and austin have always been on tour for my b day. this year shall be different. i will change the date of the party. PARTY!!!!
Posted By: grifFart on April 24th, 2006 at 01:20PM PST
when do you guys get back?!? this is starting to suck.
Posted By: pooks on April 24th, 2006 at 05:16PM PST
Ed i know that you arent the guy to sponsor peope you dont know to well and i dont know if you know him but weiger van wageningen is free now that the firm went under and he KILLS I would put him on the team
Posted By: nick on April 24th, 2006 at 05:45PM PST
Weiger is also a fire crotch so that is a plus...
Posted By: nick on April 24th, 2006 at 05:58PM PST
i want to be in that band and i want to play tambourine and no weiger van wageningen doesnt belong on toy because hes about 1/4 as gnarly my grandma who shits in her capris and has tourettes.
Posted By: icantadd on April 24th, 2006 at 06:01PM PST
What the hec is going on? Is that like a party?
Posted By: harry on April 24th, 2006 at 06:12PM PST
everyone should check out the new Islands cd.
its 2 of the 3 people that used to be in the Unicorns.
Posted By: laika on April 24th, 2006 at 06:13PM PST
GRIFFIN: im goin to bed! maybe you could come fish out my ring tomora night? call me up.
Posted By: pooks on April 24th, 2006 at 10:56PM PST
you are all GHEEEY and i am 1337inst@gat0r69
Posted By: ed on April 25th, 2006 at 10:08AM PST
"1/4 as gnarly my grandma who shits in her capris and has tourettes."
I don't know, that sounds pretty fucking gnarly to me. Just a thought.
Posted By: turtle-boy on April 25th, 2006 at 10:24AM PST
hey you kooky lurkers!
how about getting away from this weapon of mass distraction and do something we all enjoied once and go fucking skate instead of bad mouthing(or should i say "bad typing")the fine pros. who cares what you think about how good they are the point is they made it and you just cant understand why you and your pressure flipping friends can't make it in the sponsored game.
Posted By: horse pussy on April 25th, 2006 at 10:39AM PST
hey all i saw was jailbait from the highschool yesterday at cap shoue
i didnt land my lazerflip but i did manage to grow an arm out of a cat so im workiing with a full battery here
listen to DARKTHRONE
Posted By: turtlefart on April 25th, 2006 at 10:57AM PST
hey can i come back on the team?
Posted By: bam margera on April 25th, 2006 at 10:59AM PST
"'1/4 as gnarly my grandma who shits in her capris and has tourettes.'
I don't know, that sounds pretty fucking gnarly to me. Just a thought."
yeah dude i know. im just saying, hes too rad to be on toy, hes like, different dimension gnar. and by too gnar, i mean hes not gnar enough.
Posted By: icantadd on April 25th, 2006 at 01:41PM PST
such a scene freak
Posted By: fuck skating on April 25th, 2006 at 05:01PM PST
no bam you cant you make enough money already
Posted By: fuck skating on April 25th, 2006 at 05:02PM PST
i work to much to skate like alot of people you low lifes
Posted By: fuck skating on April 25th, 2006 at 05:03PM PST
Posted By: fuck skating on April 25th, 2006 at 05:04PM PST
a little artsy fartsy huh?
Posted By: fuck skating on April 25th, 2006 at 05:08PM PST
42nd comment bitches
Posted By: fuck skating on April 25th, 2006 at 05:10PM PST
Christian, you should ice your ankle and keep it elevated on a cushion or something. Anyway, in about a good week or so you should be as good as new. Just to this everday once you get home from school. It gets a little boring but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Posted By: Master Shake on April 25th, 2006 at 05:16PM PST
yeah horse pussy just so you know its not 24/7/365 sunshine. you cant skate through the rain in 40 degree weather homie.
and im not badmouthing weiger van wageningen, im pretty indifferent to him actually, but from what little footage he's had, hes not exactly the gnarly sort of guy.
and pressure flips are lame. and i didnt make it in the "sponsored game" because i never cared enough to try.
Posted By: icantadd on April 25th, 2006 at 07:10PM PST
yo matt b yo if u this i am the guy u gave a deck 2 in melbourne skate park the pom me thanks for it i think u guys rock (toymachine)good luck with all the skating u an toymachine
by Lee (pommy)
Posted By: Lee on April 26th, 2006 at 02:20AM PST
toy machine is better than element lol
Posted By: tosh towned on April 26th, 2006 at 02:28AM PST
i love melbourne
Posted By: melbourne on April 26th, 2006 at 02:30AM PST
I'd try become pro, but i can't be dicked. Actually i can barely ollie. Actually is a cool word. So is hence. Rhymes with fence. Go go unicorn
Posted By: dead.monkey.pirate on April 26th, 2006 at 02:38AM PST
Posted By: turtle-boy on April 26th, 2006 at 01:38PM PST
But chad muska used to be on toy so weiger could
Posted By: tim on April 26th, 2006 at 01:45PM PST
dude yeah, guy who got his ankle twisted? you so should have yelled out as seriously and as shocked as you could have: "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?...IM A SUPER SAIYAN!" when you rolled your ankle. you would have become the coolest kid in the world (for approx. 42 seconds)
Posted By: :D on April 26th, 2006 at 03:44PM PST
BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL ROBOT DECK!! ha
Posted By: DHNB on April 26th, 2006 at 03:59PM PST
58th COMMENT BITCHESS!!!!!!
Posted By: yes! on April 26th, 2006 at 04:11PM PST
DOES AUSTIN STEPHENS SMOKE?? OR IS THIS JUST A RUMOR GOING AROUND THAT HE STARTED SMOKING AGAIN?? SO DOES HE SMOKE!!!
Posted By: the fat goat that could.. on April 26th, 2006 at 04:14PM PST
YES, IN FACT AUSTIN STEPHENS DOES SMOKE. HE SMOKES 70% MARLBRO AND 30% CAMEL. HE PREFERS TO SMOKE MARLBRO BUT SOMETIMES SMOKES CAMEL BECAUSE OF THAT HEALTHY TURKISH TOBACCO. THEREFORE YOU MUST STAND AT THE CORNER OF YOUR LOCAL CIGARETTE-SELLING ESTABLISHMENT AND GET AN OLD GUY TO PURCHASE YOU A PACKAGE OF MARLBRO CIGARETTES. ONCE YOU START SMOKIN' YOU WILL BE CLOSER TO BECOMING JUST LIKE AUSTIN
Posted By: informzilla on April 26th, 2006 at 05:11PM PST
I was just wondering, Ed said he quit smoking, but I didnt know if that was true or not..so, ED, please answer if austin smokes
Posted By: the fat goat that could.. on April 26th, 2006 at 07:28PM PST
same shit every day for fucks sake man.
post more pictures of the trip.
Posted By: gook on April 27th, 2006 at 05:58AM PST
He has a grit once in a while.
Posted By: ed on April 27th, 2006 at 06:10AM PST
i wish i was back on the team, everyone seems to find out i'm a corporate loser please help me ed.
Posted By: bam margera on April 27th, 2006 at 08:49AM PST
Yo, who's the muthafu#$@ who's hatin' on skaters. I work 50 hours a week fool. No lie. Now whuts up?!
Posted By: Half-a-Dolla on May 2nd, 2006 at 02:27AM PST
yea well i double droped two nights ago an crapped my pants how aboth dat bitches it was a fun crap doe ya know