Toy Machine LURK-FEST Summer Tour

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We are drawing a big 'X' right in the middle of the US of A and doing some damage to all that lies in our path. When I say Chicago, I mean Naperville, 30 minutes west of Chicago, and by Memphis, I mean Nashville. I was way too lazy to fix the map after I finished it.
Posted May 21st, 2007 by Rosie O'Donnell got fingered by L. Ron Hubbard
Seriously Ed, Ohio. I needs me so Bloodsucking scum, but closer to home.
Posted By: Bryan on May 21st, 2007 at 10:33PM PST
get ur asses to the UK!
Posted By: Please on May 22nd, 2007 at 01:13AM PST
OK City? lol
Posted By: "Sonic" Lee on May 22nd, 2007 at 07:51AM PST
FUCKK!, Why Don't You Guys Ever Come To Cananda?...
Posted By: Yuki God Of Snow on May 22nd, 2007 at 07:55AM PST
We are doing a RVCA tour in Canada this year. Austin, Josh, and Ed (me) will be there, along with Leo, and the other RVCA dudes... IN JULY!!!!
Posted By: ed on May 22nd, 2007 at 08:08AM PST
come out to Phoenix!
Posted By: Felipe on May 22nd, 2007 at 08:46AM PST
Phoenix needs some toy machine carnage
Posted By: Felipe on May 22nd, 2007 at 08:48AM PST
come check out winnipeg with RVCA.
Posted By: *** on May 22nd, 2007 at 09:32AM PST
We are coming to the UK in August!
Posted By: ed on May 22nd, 2007 at 10:55AM PST
i thought you guys were coming to tulsa????
Posted By: Jacob Lewis on May 22nd, 2007 at 11:01AM PST
please come to so cal again
Posted By: loyaltoypawn on May 22nd, 2007 at 11:06AM PST
Spain? jaja
Posted By: MUR on May 22nd, 2007 at 11:11AM PST
NEW TOUR VIDEO?!?!?! i need bgps
Posted By: poblos on May 22nd, 2007 at 11:37AM PST
Idn't fallen doing a canada tour?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on May 22nd, 2007 at 11:38AM PST
OK City IncestFest B!!
can't wait
Posted By: Timothy Leary on May 22nd, 2007 at 01:24PM PST
what dates?
Posted By: naperville on May 22nd, 2007 at 01:35PM PST
come to omaha NEBRASKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or ill have to go to des moines
Posted By: i smoked weed today on May 22nd, 2007 at 02:55PM PST
guess what ed check these dates in random (1)april 22 2006 and (2)december 27 2005
(2's partner in News section)april 4 2007
(1's partner in News Section) march 25 07.
oh and i just watched jump off a building and there is a sweet sect cartoon also i think the sect that throws up on billy in suffer the joy is based on the one from JOAB
Posted By: Loyal Toy Pawn/Edward Wart on May 22nd, 2007 at 05:28PM PST
i live in omaha too, im definetely going to Des Moines, i am a loyal bloodsucking corporate scum pawn!
TOY MACHINE RULES!

Posted By: Loyal Toy Pawn/Edward Wart on May 22nd, 2007 at 05:30PM PST
you guys should check out ed in the skateboard mag this month or last, he gives his top 5 places in Hunington
it rocks
Posted By: Loyal Toy Pawn/Edward Wart on May 22nd, 2007 at 05:33PM PST
oh and for those of you who cant buy the video check this stuff out!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4553454180668773616&q=toying+around+with+machines&hl=en
Posted By: Loyal Toy Pawn/Edward Wart on May 22nd, 2007 at 05:36PM PST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEr9eIhmQ_g
old school new deal ed!
Posted By: Loyal Toy Pawn/Edward Wart on May 22nd, 2007 at 05:38PM PST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT9mja8WhY4&mode=related&search=
damn it!
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OFF TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Loyal Toy Pawn/Edward Wart on May 22nd, 2007 at 05:40PM PST
make sure RVCA hits up missisauga skatepark for the Canadian tour that park is mash-up and the locals are awesome
Posted By: Emerica._skater on May 22nd, 2007 at 05:42PM PST
i wanna go to England.but it would be boring cuz i wouldnt have any money.but being homeless in England for a week sounds fun.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on May 22nd, 2007 at 06:39PM PST
damn you Templeton! have you ever heard of the East Coast? It's on the right side of the country. Feel free to head this way.
Posted By: namelessfaceless on May 22nd, 2007 at 07:02PM PST
illinois!!!!!
Posted By: gnarlykarlb on May 22nd, 2007 at 07:12PM PST
no st. louis? you got fans out here too, dont foget about us!
Posted By: mc on May 23rd, 2007 at 11:34AM PST
see you suckers in des moines
Posted By: scotty on May 23rd, 2007 at 02:11PM PST
woo hoo minneapolis! when are you coming to the twin cities?? radical! peace out man!
Posted By: long hair on May 23rd, 2007 at 05:13PM PST
woo hoo minneapolis! when are you coming to the twin cities?? radical! peace out man!
Posted By: long hair on May 23rd, 2007 at 05:14PM PST
come to Connecticut!!!!!
Posted By: noah on May 23rd, 2007 at 06:27PM PST
Why dont you guys do a demo, or something, here at the center of orange county, California. I know there was the demo with RVCA at Tustin active, but I missed it. so please! Have a epic Toy Machine Demo around here!
Posted By: Jra on May 23rd, 2007 at 07:57PM PST
i know i should not try_ but......here goes nothing....could you consider.....Mobile, Al? I have a friend in Austin, but that is like twelve hours away ....dig? If you demo here,(in shitville retirement central) you will also have to bring with you a park.....or some pay-off money for our local mob (babtist and cops)and a few 1/4 pipes and the like....but, rest assure, you would be worshiped like rock stars by our local skaters and their hot southern girlfriends..(if your into that sort of thing)..and may find yourself some fried shrimp and gumbo....yea i said gumbo....thats all we have.....no parks...just gumbo [and its shity gumbo too! you would think our seafood would be great, but i had better seafood in cin-city ohio!](ain't life grand). we do have a couple of good 2am skate spots....one of those is the "Italian Pie Gap" i here it is world famous___in our small world. you could like just look at it while eating gumbo or something. We are close to new orleans, and they have parks or did before Katrina and Bush came to town..when and if you decide to roll this way, let me know, and i will arrange for you___ keys to the city for being the first celebs' (besides the dude in "Love Liza" Phillip Seymore Hoffman...to step foot in the burning southern steppes of hell we call home or pres-bush for twenty--3 seconds for photo opps and fuel... at least you guys could sign my small warehouse full of toy decks....even though I cannot skate well...I am a loyal purchaser of both yeto and watson laminates_ (thinks largly in part of my dear sweet wife lucinda)who enjoys the art made on the bloodsucking propaganda sticks. peace you sons of motherless goats...i love you all. hey, all of these other kids have things to do in their respective non-culturally biased cities...so f&%k them, and come down to hell and visit with me for a while. Afterall i could be dead next week from the toxic papermill fumes and bad cat food that i have to eat so i can afford gas to go to work...and in turn order toy decks so that my house can be blown to hell after the next hurricane and know one will know because we are less important than real towns like N.O. I know Harmony likes water and that is also very close here. so...what do say? huh? round up the pose and give us a go...you never know what fun you could have making fun of all of us dum hicks until you try it for the first time.see there! you can just come down here and flip us off, and eat our food, and burn down our houses before the wind puff, puffs, and blows them down,__ screw our women, take our jobs, and pillage our land for every known resource__ while driving down labor cost and abolishing local unions, and emptying the libraries of all copies of marx books that end with the words festo... And Ed can take all the pictures while we wait together for eternal damnation or just the local mob to arrest us for taking part in a sport. thanx
Posted By: gregory b.p. on May 25th, 2007 at 02:59AM PST
Hey Ed, when are you guys coming to Nashville?
Posted By: Hunter on May 27th, 2007 at 02:53PM PST
Whird up Naperville.
Posted By: turtle-boy on May 27th, 2007 at 11:11PM PST
kc crunk
Posted By: Joseph God of Light on June 13th, 2007 at 08:23PM PST
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