Ptah Kitty causes chaos at game night!

We had some people over for Game-Night...

Apparently, while nobody was looking, Ptah slipped out to the garage to lay kitty cable. Well, sometimes a long hair gets tangled up in their poo, so when the poop squirts out some of the hair is stuck inside that puckered starfish, or kitty bung-hole if you will. When the cat walks away and realizes a turd is attached to his butt and following him, he tears off, flinging it all over the place. So when Ptah came running in looking scared as hell, we knew something was up. Deanna picked him up and instantly got wet cat crap all over her arm. Bumming. She asked Melissa to get her some soap from the bathroom. So Sweet Melissa went to get the soap and as she walked near the coffee table, her foot abnormally slipped out from under her, toppling her onto her side. It turns out she had stepped right on the moist turd waiting there like a land mine. (With her socks on which had a hole in them no less!) Stacy just left her lying there, helpless. I was called down from upstairs to wash her heel and throw her socks away.

Deanna washed the doo-doo from Ptah's hindquarters, and from her arm, then cleaned the floor. That dookie was pretty stinky, and the culprit, Ptah, had no idea what was happening.