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Toy Machine Corporate Boardroom Meeting

Building careers for some and obliterating others with the stroke of a pen...
Here Ed makes a flow-chart showing how expectations are always going up while team effort seems to be down.
Ed and Kevin debate over certain people's efforts and wonder if we are living in a time of diminished expectations.
There are certain trajectories that one should avoid.
The ones that lead to "Fat and Whack" territory.
"You've never been to the boardroom dog, the boardroom is rough."
"I'm not afraid."
"You will be!"
When people interrupt the meeting we put on fake smiles so nobody knows we are very serious businessmen.
Who is that person at Toy Machine's corporate headquarters in a secret undisclosed location?

RVCA Tour with a plethora of Toy Riders, Loyal Pawns take heed.
Posted October 6th, 2009 by JK
oh shit. haha
Posted By: anthony on October 6th, 2009 at 04:05AM PST
grif at soletech
Posted By: nuge on October 6th, 2009 at 09:15AM PST
I always knew corporate America was run by white guys. Proof is appreciated, however.

...I'm going to mumble "fat & whack" all fucking week, aren't I? Damn it.
Posted By: ¡verde es verdad! on October 6th, 2009 at 10:56AM PST
Bye trappaso! hello taylor!
Posted By: Seeing Eye of Sect on October 6th, 2009 at 11:10AM PST
david reyes? thats my guess
Posted By: adam on October 6th, 2009 at 12:42PM PST
The square root of applying less effort divided by the quality of life and expectations is a tested and success-oriented formula that can assist in lowering the expectations. By having lower expectations, Toy Machine Bloodsucking Corps can always be in a position to over-deliver the "expected" under-promise.
Posted By: Pythagorus on October 6th, 2009 at 01:04PM PST
Toymachine Riders- All pro,all flow, no ams! bump up flow to am then search for new flow team! problem solved!!!!
Posted By: Stüvërt on October 6th, 2009 at 01:49PM PST
Toy Machine - All Flow, No Pro; Fat & Whack.
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on October 6th, 2009 at 02:04PM PST
Looks like another midget pawn for Toy Machine!
Posted By: Unloyal Pawn on October 6th, 2009 at 02:21PM PST
danny prooooo
Posted By: loo on October 6th, 2009 at 05:19PM PST
I'm used to seeing Ed's handwriting on the ads,so it's weird just seeing it on that white board
That's totally me, JgonzXToy machine collabo....yeah right.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 6th, 2009 at 06:13PM PST
come on man watch our video. you can like if you want. here is the link. copy, and paste in the address box. simple as that. then use 2 min and 49 seconds of your time. we made it for you foo's
Posted By: Blake Anderson on October 6th, 2009 at 08:17PM PST
Ed asleep behind those sunglasses????
Posted By: anibal on October 7th, 2009 at 02:17PM PST
You & Kevin are both not that tall...

So, judging by height, either David Reyes or Leo Romero..

Posted By: Jacob on October 7th, 2009 at 03:10PM PST
okay idk if yal read these so here goes!
well one day hopefully god willing im gonna amaze yal with my tricks!stay tuned!!
oh and about the board sells,change is good so if you changed it up!like make a new character or something.make a board for everyone to like!like a hot chick!everybody likes hot chicks!!be really kool!!
email me at
Posted By: im josiah the guy who isnt good on October 7th, 2009 at 04:13PM PST
oh ya toy rules dnt be fools
Posted By: im josiah the guy who isnt good on October 7th, 2009 at 04:14PM PST
im from texas!everything is bigger in texas!!!!!!
Posted By: im josiah the guy who isnt good on October 7th, 2009 at 04:15PM PST
Posted By: im josiah the guy who isnt good on October 7th, 2009 at 04:16PM PST
Great Blog. I add this Post to my bookmarks.
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