Posted By: stüvërt on August 11th, 2010 at 08:26PM PST
I need to start stretching before I skate.
Wow, jordan\'s on the site.
Posted By: john on August 11th, 2010 at 08:37PM PST
Clever post title.The creativity that goes into the title of the post and the name of who supposedly posted this is pretty overlooked.
yeah,man. Leo has t shirts like Sr.Limpio. and pinche Brawny shirts tambien. Oiga pawns, I'm gonna post in spanglish.no intiendes? too mal.
Anyway.I just read Leo's interview and pulled out that poster, which never rips evenly.Am I too old to still be putting up posters in my room in my parent's home? whatever.Fanboy for life, or no life.
It was funny when Leo bagged on Badshit. Let's start a punk band,call it Flatspot or some shit. Also it was funny what he said about "Dipshit battle commanders" I'm pretty confident Leo is getting SOTY. Glory for the Toy Machine. Get ready to cash in on this,guys.
Greco pretty much kisses Leo's brown ass along with 'Twan and others in this:
Jordan Taylor's firing line, super good. Looking forward to this here Brainwash, i still haven't gone out and bought fuckin Mind Field. Maybe I'll buy a pocket pussy instead though.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on August 11th, 2010 at 08:40PM PST
I really want a mustache.
Leo kills those handrails! Who else skates UP rails???
Posted By: Kilgore Trout on August 11th, 2010 at 09:51PM PST
doesnt brandon westgate skate up handrails.
HAHA a pocketpussy.Or a fleshlight?Google it!
Posted By: josiah on August 11th, 2010 at 10:42PM PST
I know flashlights. Available in a hole, vagina, or just a hole and either pink or tan colored.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on August 11th, 2010 at 10:50PM PST
skate around with a fleshlight on your pristine boner and slide down handrails praying to the Skate Gods that you don't get hung up and tear your shit off.
Sorry that was a little over the top, but can you blame me? I just watched the Top Gun link Ed posted and it totally got me amped.
Sometimes Berrics makes me feel weird... kinda like Street League but in a frat boy elitest type way. like... they are the Berrics; Watch out. I suck at describing myself.
First photo: holy shit... or holy toledo... If your front and/or back foot was sticking out just an inch too far and you hit the rail intersecting the one you are grinding: R.I.P. Leo really has a mentality like "I'm going to do this . Or I'm going to die today" at least that's what I get from it.
John cracked me up right off the bat: Too mal. hahahaha. I meant jajajajja or something.
Don't buy a fleshlight; just eat a banana- put the peel in the microwave for like ten seconds, and use that. feels good man.
Posted By: d1ggitydan on August 12th, 2010 at 08:58AM PST
Flesh & shit, sweating, probably hot day.. Fuck skateboarding.
Leo having an ego trip??? No way...
The only time I've ever matched with any of my friends we were wearing red & white poke-a-dot boxer shorts.
All teeth with Dan Lu.
Posted By: Jacob on August 12th, 2010 at 11:22AM PST
its crazy that this site has been up for ten years!
Posted By: josiah on August 12th, 2010 at 12:05PM PST
I guess Flesh Lights are like the Independent Trucks of pocket pussies.
Anwyay. You can always get a sandwich baggy full of Petroleum jelly put between your box spring and mattress for an artificial vagina.Just put it in the bag
Posted By: Jgonzalez on August 12th, 2010 at 01:44PM PST
SUPER bummed the Marquis Foundation deal is official... I was really hoping that was a rumor.
Posted By: RAMBO on August 12th, 2010 at 06:42PM PST
Leo manipulates hadriels with such ease !!
Dan lu sick style!
weres that am Dakota? and robby streasar?
Austin's in top notch!, i will like som day met him in a signing or smthing.
A keving birhtday post? i wonder if he got drunk or stoned
Posted By: Aldo Di Bella on August 12th, 2010 at 07:02PM PST
Jgonz is awesome!
Marquis preston on foundation???
I wonder if kevs did get stoned?
Im sure he got drunk right?
Cuz everybody gets drunk!
Posted By: josiah on August 13th, 2010 at 12:04AM PST
Posted By: Aldo Di Bella on August 13th, 2010 at 12:46PM PST
Isn't it brawny man plaid day every day? Neon picnics not needed
Posted By: lunch on August 13th, 2010 at 08:29PM PST
kevin got chocolate wasted
Posted By: long 8each on August 14th, 2010 at 05:23PM PST