A Brainwash outing with the Toy Team
Welcome Loyal Pawns! Come walk in the city with us as we go about our daily routine.
Did y'all see Dan-Lu's intro to the team footy?
Matt B, A-Stone, Jordan T.
"No, what I'm asking is, what does this have to do with anything? and how does "Ladd" fit with those other names?"
Johnny has a way with the local kids: "See, the difference is, my board rules, and your board sucks a donkey-schlong. My board is a Pit-Bull, Rottweiler mix, part Pit, part Rot, and yours is a fucking Chihuahua. Wanna play skate?"
Just warming up for the main attraction.
Johnny Layton does whatever the hell he wants to.
"Are we in your way?"
The fuzz showed up to make life awesome.
"Power Trip onto the curb right now! Stay lower than me or I'll shoot! You guys are street thugs, or worse, white collar criminals!"
To the victor go the spoils. Welcome to your new job Jordan, it's illegal.
Maybe this will lighten your day.
Posted September 8th, 2010 by quotidien doses of Toy Ma-fucking-Chine
Who did the photoshop job in the first photo? I'm guessing Kevin did. Anyway,good job. It's pretty good. I can tell whoever worked hard on it.
Did you all see the comments of Dan Lu's video on the Thrasher site? For the Lols.
2nd photo,gnarly shredders.
Ewwww...street league. Gross.
Why you gotta diss that kid's board? Kid just wants to shred. Hook him up with stickers to brainwash his ass. Then he'll tell his friends and they'll buy more things.
Austin's radiant face didn't get them out of the ticket? So while they were getting busted whoever just took photos of them?
Thanks for the link on the bottom. Started my day off right. The budgie on top is about to snake his homie.
Did you all see the comments of Dan Lu's video on the Thrasher site? For the Lols.
2nd photo,gnarly shredders.
Ewwww...street league. Gross.
Why you gotta diss that kid's board? Kid just wants to shred. Hook him up with stickers to brainwash his ass. Then he'll tell his friends and they'll buy more things.
Austin's radiant face didn't get them out of the ticket? So while they were getting busted whoever just took photos of them?
Thanks for the link on the bottom. Started my day off right. The budgie on top is about to snake his homie.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on September 8th, 2010 at 06:42AM PST
the church bs board is awesome. praise toy machine!. toy rules.
I'm posting from cottonwood park in Los Alamitos, JLay come kick my ass!
I'm posting from cottonwood park in Los Alamitos, JLay come kick my ass!
Posted By: biff rose on September 8th, 2010 at 07:08AM PST
For real that curved bs rail is poetry. I want to eat big boy's dick.
Posted By: biff rose on September 8th, 2010 at 07:43AM PST
fuck off "biff rose", j-lay would eat your face for breakfest, that bs board was just him warming up, as for the crooks----- mindblowing, check how high the rail is.
Posted By: steven on September 8th, 2010 at 12:57PM PST
i got a rise out of the inside. of me. like a boner.
Posted By: biff rose posing as "jaded." on September 8th, 2010 at 01:35PM PST
Dick Consumed.
It reminded me of that boardslide in the section of Jump Off a Building with the death metal song.
It reminded me of that boardslide in the section of Jump Off a Building with the death metal song.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on September 8th, 2010 at 01:50PM PST
i got biffs back johnny rules. always goes with all of his media and does a sweet trick thats ridonkulous and end's up getting something even better.
Posted By: biff posing as 'buzzlightyear' on September 8th, 2010 at 02:09PM PST
Biff: a typical douche bag name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7wVEAgVPi8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7wVEAgVPi8
Posted By: Twhite on September 8th, 2010 at 02:29PM PST
so off subject. quick lurking points tho. if you don't know who biff rose is you need a history lesson.
Posted By: biff on September 8th, 2010 at 02:53PM PST
I live in Riverside and want to have my ass kicked by J-lay!
Posted By: STOOPSLIFE on September 8th, 2010 at 04:37PM PST
why the fuck is there all this hate on the GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN toy machine site, of all the sites, where is the praise for what these guys shred each day? Fuckn take all your beef that you retards have got with skateboarding to the berrics.
Posted By: steven on September 8th, 2010 at 09:03PM PST
Every one just picture "Biff" as the Back to the Future Biff but ending up covered in a pile of eaten dicks as opposed to manure. We all know manure is a more favorable negative and only dicks deserve dicks.
For Pro skaters filling out visa forms and shit, just write for occupation: RENEGADE.
For Pro skaters filling out visa forms and shit, just write for occupation: RENEGADE.
Posted By: lunch on September 8th, 2010 at 09:30PM PST
I know who you are.
Posted By: JLAY on September 9th, 2010 at 11:57AM PST
asdf
Posted By: fadsf on September 9th, 2010 at 12:09PM PST
watch out jlay gonna get u
big boy be bummin
big boy be bummin
Posted By: rrrrrrrrrr on September 9th, 2010 at 12:25PM PST
The only person that is bummin\\\' is the person typing behind a computer screen while toy machine riders are living the life...why the long face?
Posted By: butt scratcher on September 9th, 2010 at 12:43PM PST
THE EDITED POSTS IN HERE MADE MY FUCKING LIFE!!!! hahah. fuck 'em up JLay
Posted By: Mike on September 9th, 2010 at 03:15PM PST
where was there , have you seek the family law
Posted By: 123 on September 12th, 2010 at 07:31PM PST
Wait so it's still a promo? I thought they wanted to make it into a full length vid. Actually i don't give a shit it'll be gnarly.
Posted By: Underknowledge on September 13th, 2010 at 09:57AM PST
