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Dead Last!!!!!

Toy Machine gets dead last place in the Downtown Showdown. No wonder nobody buys us!
Austin S. with world-famosa Frank Gerwer.
Mike Sinclair shot all these, and I'm just posting every single one he sent for y'all. That's Andy Jenkins back there, that guy rules. I don't care about the guy in the front. Beer tastes like shit.
Daniel Lutheran skates a 3-D logo. Didn't 101 go out of business?
Transistor Sect proliferation. The evolution includes all races.
Matt B does what he does best, hard shit on rails, and the paparazzi eat that shit up. Wait, one of those is no mere paparazzi, that's Burn-Dog.
Back to the front.
The syrupy crimson light drenched Matt in a cloak of warmness that helped glide him to a buttery smoothness.
Johnny Layton was alegedly spending time with females instead of blasting face-high straight-leg frontside airs in the judges' grills.
Wherever Dan-Lu is, that is where it is. Get Amongst It.
DL on the camel-toe.
Jay-Lay plowing through that same camel-toe.
Waiting for Seaholm to finally end his run.
"When is this bunghole gonna drop in and smash a neck-high madonna down on the coping?" –Burnett
"The ramp is yours bro, you're the pro." –kid in red beanie
"Yeah, it's a Powell shirt, it was free, man, gimme a break!"
"I would rather be feeling a boobie." –Johnny
I'm not sure if my mind is playing tricks on me, but is that Shaeffer in acid-washed jeans cuffed and pegged at the bottom? Also, that is Jeff Pang on the right. Scarry guy on the left in the crowd. Dude with JFA shirt on in the crowd too.
Collin Provost getting cancer and Jeff Henderson. Kid with heinous rat-tail. Future Legend, you heard it here first.
Griffin Collins, photographer extra-ordinaire, see?
Nick Trapasso, Bill Marks, two huge gears in the Toy Machine.
Yeah, Nick shaved his dome.
Dan-Lu shreds the 101 logo some more.
Daniel was hoping for the handsome photo incentive his newest sponsor Budweiser offers.
This contest is prime-time baby!
Dead last? Whoa! We really suck!
Matt B getting amongst a be-monstered Chris Cole.
This is how it came to me, download it and flip it yourself.
Billy Marks loosens his Thunders, to make his flip tricks more crispy. Yeah, that means nothing.
Posted October 3rd, 2010 by Of course I jest.
i buy your product cause toy machine rulesss :D
Posted By: sebastian lopez on October 3rd, 2010 at 08:08AM PST
the day toy machine gets first place in downtown showdown is the day i stop buying toy machine.
Posted By: anthony on October 3rd, 2010 at 08:20AM PST
I can see myself in the 7th picture where Matt b is doing the front board.
Posted By: jonathan gonzalez on October 3rd, 2010 at 08:32AM PST
I like the post title. I saw the results from the Skatepark of Tampa facebook. I noticed Toy was last and then smiled to myself.

Girl and Anti-hero got a team together? Dude. they have a lot of SOTYs and stuff.
You guys got beaten by Powell Peralta.....POWELL!!!
At least you guys get invited to this event. You're all winners.

First photo,Truly Beauty and the Beast. I idolize Frank G's nose.

That's not beer, It's alien joos.

101, companies with boring names go out of business. jk

Jlay went to go show that girl his "Pro Model Vans Shoe" if you know what I mean.

Isn't Daniel on Vans flow?

Totally analyzed the photo with the guy in the JFA shirt.

I don't know why Mexicans give their kids rat tails and ghetto mullets. Have some class. Conform or else.

Jharm and Diego have been M.I.A.

nice Thunder brand skateboard trucks plug at the end. Thunders are good, but I like Krux more. Indys need bushing replacement.uhhh. like it matter what trucks I ride. I blow it on any pair.

Cole doesn't wear those Monster shirts with the gigantic like like Dyrdouche and Slutzka. Just kidding. Only Lutzka really sucks. Cole goes with the modest pectoral logo.

Crispy means something to this guy:
Youtube legend.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 3rd, 2010 at 09:07AM PST
wheres leo?
I hate austin seaholm.
WEll just becuz you didnt win doesnt mean you just means you cared less.and theres nothing wrong with that.It adds character to a long and prosperous life.
Posted By: josiah on October 3rd, 2010 at 09:50AM PST
judges already subtract a hundred points because you're on toy machine anyway so there is no way you guys will ever win.

what happens if you guys are on top? then we'll have something like "girl bloodsucking skateboard company." can that exist?
Posted By: ryan on October 3rd, 2010 at 10:41AM PST
Sick board.

speaking of cancer, I just got back from the walk for pancreatic cancer in boston. That's how my uncle died a few months ago. My grandmother has it too now, they say she doesn't have much time left.
Posted By: john on October 3rd, 2010 at 11:13AM PST
leos on kotr. really.
Posted By: peachy on October 3rd, 2010 at 01:24PM PST
good strategy. Make everyone think toy suck, then the video drops, and WHAM! Blow their fucking minds.
Posted By: Twhite on October 3rd, 2010 at 01:45PM PST
keep up that fuck-it image that toy has it rules
Posted By: steven on October 3rd, 2010 at 02:21PM PST
Thats how we do it!
Posted By: karty50 on October 3rd, 2010 at 03:35PM PST
as I type this I am drinking a beer. I see no harm in being last in something that doesn't matter.

101- wow. what a blast of nostalgia. and then I start thinking of other shit like Hollywood skateboards and 88 shoes. haha

I was re-arranging my apartment today and I found an old crusty 2006 transworld with Garrett Hill on the cover doing a switch tailslide. I had to keep telling myself that, 'Yes, 2006 was a long time ago now' even though it doesn't feel like it.
Posted By: d1ggitydan on October 3rd, 2010 at 05:01PM PST
Last place? Sometimes last place is good like in a pressure flip contest or sex
Posted By: That one wizard on October 3rd, 2010 at 05:13PM PST
Toy Machine won that a couple years ago, right? Didn't Matt B use his share to purchase the mayonaise colored Miracle Whip he be pushin'?

Posted By: Duckets <3 Escapist on October 3rd, 2010 at 06:14PM PST
nice companies finish last.
you win some, you lose some.
you lost the battle but you\'ll win the war.
if we just skate for winning then we all lose.
those are what I came up with in an optimistic 30 seconds

Jlay is a playboy, nice to know.

The Transistor Sects on the buildings is too funny. :]
Posted By: Kilgore Trout on October 3rd, 2010 at 07:38PM PST
Dead last? F**k.
At least it's the ugliest team, right?
Posted By: Eggs McManus on October 4th, 2010 at 07:47AM PST
why billy ride such small board? i ride 8.5
Posted By: whhhhhyyyyy on October 4th, 2010 at 12:42PM PST

Billy isn't really big.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 4th, 2010 at 02:07PM PST
fuckin losers
Posted By: akb on October 4th, 2010 at 02:31PM PST
downtown showdown was sweet. met aus boss, it was fantastic
Posted By: crayons on October 4th, 2010 at 03:16PM PST
who was the winner and what were the final results?
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on October 4th, 2010 at 03:36PM PST
I Buy Toy exclusively and FUCKING LOVE THEM!! You guys don't make enough and neither do I. Yeah that dude in the crowd just killed 12 people.

Plow camel toe
Posted By: lunch on October 4th, 2010 at 07:23PM PST
Actually "Heinous Rat-tail" may be one of the best nicknames ever....for that trash vibe.
Posted By: lunch on October 4th, 2010 at 07:25PM PST
i ride an 8. if thats not big enough for you then fuck off!!!
Posted By: billy on October 5th, 2010 at 01:43AM PST
Ladies first
Posted By: Boymachine on October 7th, 2010 at 01:01PM PST
Wish there was more skate pics instead of bro-hanging out pics. was that dragon spine thing a vans obsticle?

i'm cranky.
Posted By: MR. WES on October 11th, 2010 at 03:19PM PST
nobody else's playboy but mine. jlay has one female:)
Posted By: s_michelle on October 17th, 2010 at 10:39AM PST
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