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Brainwash Tour 2010: PART 18

The Cowtown signing by Phoenix local Bianca...

But before we start we want to yell in a grindcore voice: LEO is SOTY!!!!
And this photo from the demo.
"Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't." –Pete Seeger
Have you seen my run from the Hamar, Norway contest me and Jamie Thomas went to in 1997?
"God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through." –Paul Valery
I should be writing my will.
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." –George Carlin
"Go up there and flip your board multiple times and various ways, then land in some sort of pose while scarping along the edge, and ride away... It's simple." –MoP
I wonder what the best selling boards are here in Phoenix?
I want to be a Cowboy
I got to be a Cowboy
I'm born to be a Cowboy
I want to be a Cowboy
A Cowboy! Uh-huh

Tonight we're taking my fast car
Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar
I'm gonna wait till the club is full
and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true Cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats
and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat
We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes
and stomp around like a bunch of goons

We're all OD'd on the Olden West
seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best
I can ride that phony bull so damn good
Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood

I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside
My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide
After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies
I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's

Find out who all fights the best
We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest
Those damn punks are crazy (though)
and meaner than a bull at a rodeo

You call me an Urban clone of course
A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse
With a broken nose and a fucked up knee
Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

Yee Haw
"The pause between the errors and trials of the day and the hopes of the night." –Herbert Hoover
marks on paper
gentle viewpoint.
Your tongue is comfortable.
Yes a thousand times yes...
My thoughts drift.
cerrar el agujero circular.
Only 15 or 16 more...
"This means we go to Wal-Mart?" –Billy
"Place all my money on the the Ducks game tonight!"
"Let me show you how we draw dicks the Mexican way..." –Leo
"I'll draw a bong so big there are waves inside that you can surf and get literally green room in the green room." –Collin
"My signature has changed over the years." –Austin
"People can have signature now, but pretty soon I'll be charging 5 bucks." –Jordan
"I tried to charge but Ed wouldn't let me..." –JLay
Sock Check.
The overlord's eyes are white for a reason.
Side one...
Side 2. A long time lifer. Respect.
Posted November 25th, 2010 by again thanks for the hook-up!
bored? i jack off when im bored.

that contest must've smelled like shit cos ed tore a new assshole out of it in such a perfect line.
not to be a douche or to ridicule, but i find most of ed's falls comical.

i wonder if a signature looks the same to an autograph?
like, all that stuff they write their names for someone else, is it the same we could see in their credit card? ID card?

today around 10am im taking off from mexicali all the way to SanDiego to eat turkey with my brothers..
and im going in my bike! and by myself, duh.
itll be the first time i ride a long distance (about 120 miles)
im excited!

dude, i remember one of the very first posts i ever did in the toy site was around thanksgiving day.

and i remember ed posted something regarding turkeys and cruelty and the emptiness that is ,sadly,traditionally celebrated in this day.
also, i remember ed went to see V for Vandetta and he was hyping the flick, confessing it was one of the very few hollywood movies that liked, or something like that.

vi veri veniversum vivus vici

actually, i got hooked with the machine when i saw Good&Evil.
yep, brainwashed ever since.
Posted By: fresh from mex on November 25th, 2010 at 12:37AM PST
Fresh, boredom is wide spread and jackin off as a solution,
will lead into a mass masturbation revolution, that will shut
down the economy and stop the evolutionary development,
so that´s not a good idea at all.
Why not draw a picture?

I just checked the Burnout Pics.
Is there a voice recording of Ed singing, or
any kind of bootleg material?

Toy should bring out some recording of that.
Like the German national soccer team recorded
a few songs for some championship back in the 90´s.
That was totally embarrassing but, that Karaoke can´t
be worse than JRogers rappin.

Leo has some nice "erotic art" on his chimney...3D!
I wonder if Ed ever commented on that.

Posted By: S van on November 25th, 2010 at 02:49AM PST

I don't know what to say about this post, but logging in and seeing a photo of Austin at the top of this photo is a real Thanksgiving sweet treat.

Yeah,bro. We're at this demo, tryin' to find some Chill girls. Gonna reel one up and gang bang her.

I once watched a porn where they got this girl onto a boat. They gave her like 100 dollars at first to just "Hang Out" Then they convinced her to get nude(on the boat),do sexual acts, and all these middle aged guys boned her. That video bummed me out.

Ed,are you going through some sort of Crisis where you're shifting from being valued for Skateboarding, which has been the majority of life, to being valued for your artwork?


Pokin' at Edourd's psyche,via comments,fool.

Did Kevin take a new photo for the "Team" section of the site?

Yeah,dude. I totally saw all that coverage of that little party dinner. With the internet, I even see what you people eat and do. No social event is safe from a blog.

Mass Masturbation would probably bring world peace. Imagine if Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong Il, Obama, and everyone sat down and just jacked off. World peace. Christine O'donnel could let off a lot of steam.

Fresh, I got hooked on Good and Evil too. Holy shit.
I remember watching it on a sunny ass day and getting super stoked. thanks to the MoP. Deeper connection.
Goddamn, been lurking this site for at least five years.
Baker's website comments thread is totally lame.

Crossing the border on your Bicicleta? Fully badass.

God,how many pairs of those Eyes Emerica shoes does ed have? Are they really being re-issued? I'm considering purchasing a pair since Overlord models them so well. Lemme grow a beard and slick my hair back too real quick.

JRog doesn't know what the word Embarrassing means.

Anybody else have Ping on iTunes? My only bro on that site is Mike. Hell yeah. He gets to see what Smiths/Moz songs I like.

Josh Harmony's hair rules.

"Respect your dead fellow pawns" is kinda harsh.
"Respect your fellow pawns that have Passed on" sounds more nice.
Yeah,dude. I get A+'s on essays.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 25th, 2010 at 09:46AM PST
What the fuck, I already commented but it didn't show up.

I saw a toy machine in my shop, went home, watched good and evil on youtube, went back to the shop and bought that board. I ejaculated more watching good and evil then jgonz when he was watching that porno.
Posted By: john on November 25th, 2010 at 11:22AM PST
I'm so excited for LEOOOOOOOOO
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on November 25th, 2010 at 11:38AM PST
So I logged onto this website. And then my Browser kinda froze.I was stuck staring at that photo of Austin at the very beginning of this post for a minute. Then I thought
Austin's face looks like it kinda melted and twisted to his right.

Yeah,I only ejaculated once..
Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 25th, 2010 at 12:32PM PST
omg this is intense
Posted By: josiah on November 25th, 2010 at 03:45PM PST
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