Brainwash Tour 2010: PART 22
Last post I think. Some left over photos by Ed Templeton...But before we start we want to drawl in a Steve Earl voice: LEO ROMERO is Skater of the Year!!!!
I'll help you after I finish this cig mom...
Wake up to the sweet sounds of Josh Harmony singing you a song...
"C'mere kid, your getting a photo with me if you like it or not."
"I see a Wal-Mart right there! Get off the freeway bitch!" –Billy Marks
"I'm usually thinking sinister thoughts." –Matt Bennett
Texting at dinner? Way to block out your homies.
Breaking shit is what makes a Toy Tour fun.
Destruction comes both on and off the board.
Washing off the paintball obliteration from the Tum-yeto van.
Even Nick and Matt were helping out! What bros!
Gratuitous Nick T washing car coverage.
"You missed a spot asshole." -Diego
After I finished cleaning the whole van ghetto style with the squegee Billy shoots one at my window. That was the last straw, I had to go "dad" on his ass.
A little forced clean up builds character...
Diego helps get Burn-Dog limbered up for the night session.
"I never did this stretching thing..."
Matt B watches Jordan do some things down a 9-stair.
Austin too.
Then Diego joins in. Here is some music to listen to while looking at this photo and reflecting on the end of this epic tour.
Mike was a trooper on this journey.
Wasn't there a rave in the last post?
Burndog says, "Count me in!"
Another dollar lost...
Sinclair coming up then back down...
Thanks for the sweet tour everyone.
Posted December 1st, 2010 by OK, when is this party and how do I get there?
Jordan Taylor is kinda like Caswell Berry sorta like how he skates or somthin
Posted By: zerry on December 1st, 2010 at 12:19AM PST
Austin Stephens resembles a friend of mine named George...they kind of skate the same too.
Posted By: mario perez on December 1st, 2010 at 06:12AM PST
Billy Marks is so hot.
Posted By: emilie on December 1st, 2010 at 10:54AM PST
Sex ....with billy. (:
Posted By: john on December 1st, 2010 at 11:14AM PST
Billy marks loves WAl Mart!
okay so folding the bottom of your pant leg is in.Josh harmony an leo and kevs in the second photo for proof!
okay so folding the bottom of your pant leg is in.Josh harmony an leo and kevs in the second photo for proof!
Posted By: josiah herrera on December 1st, 2010 at 11:56AM PST
Oh ya!
ED Rules!
ED Rules!
Posted By: josiah herrera on December 1st, 2010 at 11:57AM PST
I'm guilty of folding my pants up too.
Gotta show off those Toy socks,nah mean?
I see ed's plaid shirt in the reflection of the first photo.
I wonder if Emilie is taller than B-marks. Whatever, Billy shreds.
I'm mildly offended when people whip out their Cellular Telephone. Unless they're gonna show me a funny text or something.
haha,Ed punished billy. Then took photos of it.
That rapist video..I guess it's funny still
Hey guys,Christmas is cumming up.
http://www.google.com/images?q=glow+dark+dildo&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1366&bih=636
Gotta show off those Toy socks,nah mean?
I see ed's plaid shirt in the reflection of the first photo.
I wonder if Emilie is taller than B-marks. Whatever, Billy shreds.
I'm mildly offended when people whip out their Cellular Telephone. Unless they're gonna show me a funny text or something.
haha,Ed punished billy. Then took photos of it.
That rapist video..I guess it's funny still
Hey guys,Christmas is cumming up.
http://www.google.com/images?q=glow+dark+dildo&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1366&bih=636
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 1st, 2010 at 01:29PM PST
according to a skater profile Billy is 5 feet 6 inches = 167.64 cm
I´m 163 cm
but whatever, Billy shreds
I´m 163 cm
but whatever, Billy shreds
Posted By: emilie on December 1st, 2010 at 02:27PM PST
I love that Ed "punished" Billy. Thinking about how that went down is funny as hell.
I guess you just ruined your Christmas, Jgonz. I was gonna get you one of those, but I'll just have to get something else.
I guess you just ruined your Christmas, Jgonz. I was gonna get you one of those, but I'll just have to get something else.
Posted By: Mike on December 1st, 2010 at 03:18PM PST
soooo.. how about that winter catalog!
Posted By: sambalam on December 1st, 2010 at 09:42PM PST
if I have you added on Facebook send me your address's so I can send post cards and stuff for Christmas!
Posted By: josiah on December 1st, 2010 at 09:47PM PST
I always assumed that shorter skateboarders have it easy. It's like the one thing where you can be like "yeah I'm glad I'm short".
I have a habit of wearing my toy socks a lot. which really isn't that bad considering that the weather is getting ungodly cold (not that there ever was a god to begin with). I found an underpass that I started skating off a bike trail. I have to shovel it and stuff, and it's fucking freezing and I think sometimes I'm going to die, but I would rather do that than die at a gym losing weight. Skateboarding makes you lose poundage and also gets you laid....by jgonz. jk. but seriously, let's keep the gay in skateboarding. jk again, couldn't help myself.
also, with constant injection of sarcams I realize I need to be using the "jk" phrase/abreviation/thing....
but seriously though- it's freezing.
I wonder if Ed or whoever writes the captions realizes that once you find out that the things in quotes can quite literally be taken as a joke, that it kind of takes away from the hilarity of the picture. what I mean to say is, the first time I went through and saw the pic of Trapasso in the back with a beer and it said "i like to do my thinking back here" it made me literally laugh, but then later, I thought "wait...He probably didn't even say that. but it was a funny caption. I wonder what he really said. I bet it was scandalous and fueled by hate and rage" no I'm kidding. but I really did think that first part.
ok. I need to go to class.
I love you and I will miss you.
I have a habit of wearing my toy socks a lot. which really isn't that bad considering that the weather is getting ungodly cold (not that there ever was a god to begin with). I found an underpass that I started skating off a bike trail. I have to shovel it and stuff, and it's fucking freezing and I think sometimes I'm going to die, but I would rather do that than die at a gym losing weight. Skateboarding makes you lose poundage and also gets you laid....by jgonz. jk. but seriously, let's keep the gay in skateboarding. jk again, couldn't help myself.
also, with constant injection of sarcams I realize I need to be using the "jk" phrase/abreviation/thing....
but seriously though- it's freezing.
I wonder if Ed or whoever writes the captions realizes that once you find out that the things in quotes can quite literally be taken as a joke, that it kind of takes away from the hilarity of the picture. what I mean to say is, the first time I went through and saw the pic of Trapasso in the back with a beer and it said "i like to do my thinking back here" it made me literally laugh, but then later, I thought "wait...He probably didn't even say that. but it was a funny caption. I wonder what he really said. I bet it was scandalous and fueled by hate and rage" no I'm kidding. but I really did think that first part.
ok. I need to go to class.
I love you and I will miss you.
Posted By: d1ggitydan on December 2nd, 2010 at 07:35AM PST
Qoh yeah, find me on facebook as well and i'll send you a holiday card!!!! i'm friends with jacob, jgonz, mike, john, devin on there
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on December 2nd, 2010 at 08:36AM PST
Josiah now i want to find and add you
Posted By: jonathan gonzalez on December 2nd, 2010 at 12:29PM PST
Mike. I'll get a green glow in the dark dildo.
You get a Red glow in the dark dildo.
Then we'll play Star Wars.
You get a Red glow in the dark dildo.
Then we'll play Star Wars.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 2nd, 2010 at 03:41PM PST
best comment ever
Posted By: john on December 2nd, 2010 at 05:16PM PST
toy machines wack it used to be a sick company until templeton became an art fag and neglected his roots welcome to hell still lives on though i guess
Posted By: octavian on December 2nd, 2010 at 07:10PM PST
Haters gonna hate
Posted By: jonathan gonzalez on December 2nd, 2010 at 07:13PM PST
How old is Octavian anyway?
Your grammar is wack,fool.
Your grammar is wack,fool.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 2nd, 2010 at 08:55PM PST
http://www.mattbrandenburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Asinine-America-HATERS-GONNA-HATE1.jpg
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 2nd, 2010 at 08:56PM PST
Haha Jgonzalez I should have never clicked that link.
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/22815/1.jpg
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/22815/1.jpg
Posted By: jonathan gonzalez on December 2nd, 2010 at 09:06PM PST
"pubs"!
um wats up everyone!And ya add me jonathonGonz.Hemlock Im gonna find u right now!
Also wats up with that toy machine sock team vid "stink sock"??????????????????????????????????????????????????
um wats up everyone!And ya add me jonathonGonz.Hemlock Im gonna find u right now!
Also wats up with that toy machine sock team vid "stink sock"??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Posted By: josiah on December 2nd, 2010 at 11:36PM PST
i have a feeling this is the last lenghty post we'll see in a long ass time
back to the ol' dayz, yo
back to the ol' dayz, yo
Posted By: fresh from mex on December 3rd, 2010 at 12:23AM PST
Octavian is an east coast hater. Toy Machine never took on in the east aside from the Philly area.
Posted By: ed on December 3rd, 2010 at 12:55AM PST
I suck at finding you dudes
Posted By: jonathan gonzalez on December 3rd, 2010 at 07:52AM PST
Was Landspeed the last attempt at Toy Machine dominating the East Coast?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 3rd, 2010 at 10:39AM PST
Jgonz.....Does this make me a sith?
Ed, I'm in NY. I don't hate toy machine
Ed, I'm in NY. I don't hate toy machine
Posted By: Mike on December 3rd, 2010 at 01:10PM PST
what about maldonado at that spot in morgantown? east coast crapresent!
Posted By: hey. on December 4th, 2010 at 07:40PM PST
