Each day we warm up for our professional loitering job by doing some light loitering right at the hotel.
Time to hit the streets.
"Hey website lurkers, what are you doing here? You like the way we cover the tour so it feels like you are just hanging out with us? You get to be on tour with us, seeing it all go down like you were just hanging out with some bros. Pretty cool right? We do it all for the Loyal Pawns out there. All hail the Loyal Pawns of the Benevolent Master Company!"
"Well I think it's boring."
Do you think we'll run out of candy cigarettes?
Good ol' Oregon.
Jumping Jacks! Ready, BEGIN! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4... Leo and Josh get the day started right, just like PE class a few years ago.
"California girls - We're unforgettable - Daisy Dukes, Bikinis on top, Sun-kissed skin, So hot, We'll melt your Popsicle, Oooooh oh oooooh..."
"Lemme get in on those jumping jacks bro!"
"This girl just texted me a photo of her boobs."
"Bring it over here."
This machine kills Fascists.
Collin is gonna get full face tattooed, of course, but he is starting with his knuckles and working his way up. You don't know about the hard streets of Huntington Beach, man. That mood ring will tell you that he's not messing around. Green means "About to kill a guy."
The new Toy Machine "Derelicte" line has already hit Portand.
Of the rails I was, and off the rails, I was happy to stay.
Trust me, I don't smoke.
On May 21st while I was waiting for the end of the world I was looking up and right there the sky opened up and Richard Dawkins' face was in the heavens looking down at me and did a thundering Munsen from the Simpsons "Haw-Haw!"
Nobody knows how I suffer.
Leo starts up another impromptu street calisthenics class, patent pending.
Is smoking bad for our health Leo?
"I fucking nailed that class, lemme get a drag."
Matt's board boycotted this kickflip.
Icing your ankle is a good time to learn guitar.
"...and as we wind on down the road..."
Don't poke the bear.
This forest is infested with drop-bears.
Whoa, is that an Elvira, Mistress of the Dark pinball game?
Leo and Josh drink have replaced Jack Daniels with Milk in correspondence with their strict warm-up routines.
Even Kevin has given up his customary Jager shots for Milk boxes.
Posted June 6th, 2011 by Monica Belluci and Kevin Barnett scissored in his dreams.